Search This Blog

Showing posts with label Eurovision Song Contest Baku Azerbaijan Caspian Sea kitsch schlock love love love Turkmenbasy Turkmenistan PizzaQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eurovision Song Contest Baku Azerbaijan Caspian Sea kitsch schlock love love love Turkmenbasy Turkmenistan PizzaQ. Show all posts

17 April 2012

helpful map to Baku Azerbaijan for 2012 Eurovision Song Contest / snooze u looze / also PIZZAQ for best spouse excuse


Click map, I don't know what will happen.

Okay, so like -- where the hell IS Baku, Azerbaijan? How do I get there?

I recommend getting to Istanbul, Turkey and catching an eastbound train. 

Don't fall asleep on the train and forget to get off in Baku. When you wake up, you're in Iran.

Vleeptron apologizes for earlier wrong date, we thought TermiteFest 2012 was in April.

After the show, stroll down to the dock. There seems to be an irregularly scheduled ferry across the Caspian Sea to Turkmenbasy, Turkmenistan. Turkmenistan is rumored to be the whackiest nation on Earth.


3 Slices Shallot & Garlic Pizza for best, most persuasive completion of this sentence:


Honey, I need to go to Baku, Azerbaijan in May because ________________