Well, sure, click your brains out!
Publicke Notice
This is the first post composed and posted on Vleeptron's brand-new Supercomputer, The Powercow. After an excruciating week of The Professional Order Person invading my innermost intimacies -- documents, toys, books, soul -- and making the office pass muster of the Health Department, I paid her and said Buh-Bye, phoned the Tech Todd, and he zipped right over with a system which is the envy of every dental practice and Realtor in the Pioneer Valley. Took about an hour, but Todd cabled and d/ld and installed Everything, and sold me my very first Flash Memory Thingie to boot. Vista works like a champ and so far hasn't displayed any DIE DIRTY KIKE messages on my screen, like the Mac ads on TV suggest is an odd quirk of Vista I can expect momentarily. (If you're Presbyterian it may say DIE FILTHY PRESBYTERIAN, or so the Mac ads imply.
I don't care how troublesome Vista is ... I've just spent six or more years sutured to WindowsME, it's gotta be better than that. But give me a few weeks to get up to speed and catch my breath, and I think I'll hunt up this Muy Starwarz ubuntu thing like everybody's telling me too. Todd says I can run them both on The Powercow.
I'm writing this in notepad, and notepad opened in a teeny-weenie font, maybe 10pt. If anybody knows how to bang it up to a nice eye-friewndly 14, please Leave A Comment.
Todd says that in a few weeks, automatically, without having to take a bus to Bellingham WA, I will get an upgrade called Service Pack 1, and Vista will stop detecting my faith and cursing it, and will also solve all its other early problems.
Oh wait! Do I have MSPaint??? Todd said Paint would be here.
I found it! Okay, so here's my first piece of Refrigeratorkunst on the PowerCow, AND here's my first PowerCow PIZZAQ!
Behold my dredel, the famous spinning game top of Hannukah. (Kiddies play a dredel gambling game for chocolate coins.)
This one's a peach, I bought it in a jewelry store in Amsterdam. It's new, but dans la mode du 18th Century European Judaica. It's solid silver. Lovely to look at.
But what's wrong with my dredel?
5 slices with mushrooms and onions -- Parve, i.e., a veggie pizza that couldn't not be kosher if it tried.
The Hebrew letters stand for the Hebrew words which mean: a Great Miracle Happened Here. The Great Miracle was that a small bunch of violent nationalist Jews, the Maccabees, stomped the crap out of the army that Alexander the Great left behind, and made them get the fuck out of the Holy Land/Judea/whatever it was called then -- elephants and all.
