PizzaQ! What? Where? Who? When? / extra credit: Why? / new Ministry rule: Cheaters will be Severely Punished & their Robots seized & destroyed

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The Vleeptron Ministry of Pizza is Not Happy since it discovered that anybody and his or her second cousin once removed can identify any image on the web by typing a few simple abracadabras, and then scratching their dupa for a few seconds while Robots search the entire Internet and grab the doppleganger of the PizzaQ image, and drop it in your dupa-scratching lazy cheating lap.


It's a Global Fiesta for Not-Honorable Pizza lusters. The Fiesta celebrates Rosie Ruiz, patron saint of all cheaters.


BUT ... VMP has yet to investigate the loopholes and limitations of this Cheating Technique, so maybe even Klaas van Rotterdam can't figure this one out.

(Would putting colored polka dots in random places in the PizzaQ image defeat the cheat? Watch for future PizzaQs with polka dots.)

But anyway ... Honest Guessers or Cheaters, Upright Vleeptroids or Downleft Yobbos and Hoons ...

* What's this?

(Specifically, the structure in the green inset. It has a name, what's its name?)

* Where is it?

* Who built it? About when?

Okay, now the rest of this site -- all the stuff EXCEPT the Mystery Structure -- is laid out in perfectly rectangular fashion. 90°, 90°, 90°... (or π/2, π/2, π/2 ... if you're happier with radians. I can give it to you in rads, if you want.)

Only the Mystery Structure is built at an obvious skew to the rest of the rectangular design. And it has a corner arrow.

*** Super Extra Credit: What's the arrow pointing to?

PizzaQ!

Yet what are all such gaieties to me
  Whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
 x² + 7x + 53
        = 11 / 3. 

-- Lewis Carroll 


Solve poem for x
win 3 slices pizza with avocado capers & endive

PIZZAQ -- What kind of car was it?

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Courtesy of a guy on IRC.

Okay, after it knocks you down and speeds away, the cop will ask you what kind of car it was.

What kind of car was it?

... and, if you're a car buff, what else do you know about it?

Free 6-pack of good beer if you own one or ever drove one. Please supply details, routes and opinions. Did it make you happy? Did it make you unhappy?

1 Large Gluten-Free Pizza with endives, shallots, garlic and Camembert.

the ship is sinking / the ship is sinking / Abandon Ship! / jump into boiling ocean of hot gas / Game Over / Kick 'em Jenny the seamount pops her cork / you won't die boringly -- you will PERISH!!!

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PatfromCH, Agence-Vleeptron Presse's Mensch-on-the-Ground in Helvetia, guessed the above PizzaQ, but will not tell us how he guessed it, and does not want the pizza.

I was slow to announce the Correct Answer to the PizzaQ -- what they call "the reveal" on "Ghost Hunters" -- but Nature has kicked me in the tuchas today, so now I MUST give the PizzaQ answer.

This wtf object is Kick 'em Jenny, a famous active underwater volcano or seamount in the Caribbean.

 And LO! Kick-em-Jenny just blew her top!!!

Flee for your Lives!!!

On the other hand, if you're on a boat floating above Kick 'em Jenny, don't bother to flee for your life. Don't jump off the boat. Don't stay on the boat. Just soil yourself and Think of Mom. Game Over.

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The Daily Mail
UK tabloid
11 AM Saturday 25 July 2015

Warning issued as Kick 'em Jenny volcano 

in  Caribbean off Grenada 

threatens to erupt 

and could cause ships to sink without trace

• Underwater volcano is expected to erupt at any time within 24 hour period
• Could trigger tsunami and cause hot rocks to be shot three miles in the air
• Before erupting goes through degassing process which puts ships at risk
• When that happened in 1944, passenger ship sunk after losing buoyancy - killing 60 people  

By Euan McLelland For MailOnline

Published: 06:13 EST, 25 July 5 112015 | Updated: 08:18 EST, 25 July 201

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An underwater volcano off the Caribbean coast is on the verge of erupting - posing a risk to all passing ships.

Named Kick 'em Jenny, the volcano - which sits 180m below sea level off the northern coast of Grenada - has produced no less than 200 small earthquakes since it began stirring on July 11.

However, experts at the University of the West Indies' Seismic Research Centre have raised its threat level to orange, predicting that it could erupt at any point.

Named Kick 'em Jenny, the volcano - which sits 180m below sea level off the northern coast of Grenada (pictured)  - has produced no less than 200 small earthquakes since it began stirring on July 11

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If it were to, then both passing ships and nearby islands will be in danger of being hit by a tsunami.

Scientists say the risk is relatively low, but both shipping and marine vessels in the region have been urged to take heed, with recreational ships ordered to stay at least 3 miles from the summit.

Submarine volcanoes are known to release intense amounts of gas when they erupt, and in between such release gas bubbles in a process known as degassing.

This graphic explains how much of a threat underwater volcanoes - also known as submarine volcanoes - pose

This image taken in waters near Taiwan shows the moment another rare underwater volcano erupts

These bubbles lower water density, thus causing ships to lose buoyancy and sink.

Any eruption could also see Kick 'em Jenny spout hot rocks out of the water and as much as three miles into the air.

They then pose a significant risk to ships caught in the vicinity.

In 1944, degassing from Kick 'em Jenny caused a passenger vessel to sink, killing 60 people. 

Its last eruption was in 14 years ago, in 2001.

The rumbling volcano is situated just off the north coast of the Caribbean island of Grenada

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174252/Warning-issued-Kick-em-Jenny-volcano-Caribbean-Sea-Grenada-threatens-erupt-cause-ships-sink-without-trace.html#ixzz3gudsrFey
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the Promised PizzaQ Hint / The Thing / now with Pretty Colors! / Hint to the Clueless, by Moshe ben Maimon / al-Saladin takes 2 Ibuprofen and calls Maimonides in the morning

Cliquez pour le plus grande

توسيع

כדי להגדיל

Vleeptron promised to maybe, if you're nice and send Bitcoin, offer a HINT to the CLUELESS regarding the most recent wtf? PizzaQ. 

("Hint to the Clueless" is the title of a classic of Jewish wisdom by Moshe ben Maimon, a.k.a. Moses Maimonides, physician to al-Saladin.)

Our Mensch-on-the-Ground in Helvetia solved this PizzaQ, but will not tell us How, and says he doesn't want our lousy Pizza. So the Pizza is still available for the first Correct Solution.

The 2 Things above are The Same Thing. The Left Thing has pretty colors, and some capital letters and positive non-zero integers. And 2 arrows.

As the Helvetian Mensch indicated, these images of The Thing were obtained by a New Scientific Technique never previously used to examine These Kinds of Things. Without the work of these Boffins, Vleeptron would have No Thing to show the blogosphere. The previous Best Image of This Kind of Thing was like the image of a polar bear in an Arctic blizzard, or a black cat in a coal bin.

So now you know Everything There Is to Know about The Thing, so giving it its Name and its Locus should be a Walk In The Park. The Pizza is practically in your mouth.

You can do this. You're smart.

Alternatively, if you can't do this, you're Not Smart.

PIZZAQ! What? Where?

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* What is it? Its specific name, and the name of the category of things like it.

* Where is it?

* Extra Anchovies or Pepperoni: Anything else you know about it.

1 medium pizza with shallots, garlic, endives and shitake mushrooms.

PizzaQ! Wazzis? (Somebody wake up Amy.) Don't try this at home.

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PizzaQ Free-for-all Honor System: Phone Klaas in Rotterdam, ask Mom, Google your dupa off, anything goes.

First correct answer wins Large Pizza with shallots, endives, shitake mushrooms, garlic and anchovies.

Carl subconsciously helps Pat solve the PizzaQ while picking mushrooms in Elfenau / Vleeptron Dude wants to savagely murder Emily Dickinson / there, i've said it / feels great / bring euros or Bitcoin if u want to bid on Lichaam en Geest / unadvertised link: listen to an ethereally beautiful song & see a supergreat video

Click stamps to enlarge. 

This set seems to be for sale at Christie's. Bring money.

Who our close neighbors/Nachbarn are probably does taint/flavor/contaminate one's Weltanschauung ... but I am beginning to think too many strolls with Herr Doktor Jung -- I guess you called him Carl when you picked mushrooms in Elfenau -- have perhaps affected the way you grapple with and lunge at tough PizzaQs.

BUT ... you have indeed sniffed a distant connection that is indeed a valid aspect of The True Answer. 

(But still no pizza, not even a complimentary piece of garlic bread while you continue to tear your hair out and look for Klaas' fone number.)

... something like the bomb-and-drug-sniffing dog in the airport waiting lounge who got very excited at my wife's purse ... the paramilitary handler blushed and apologized, the doggie had made straight for a hidden wrapped tasty homemade sandwich. He does that frequently, explained the annoyed handler.

(btw, all the world's best sniff dogs speak only deutsches. This is true. Do not try to communicate with or distract your sniffer guard dog in French or English or Ladino or Papiamento.)

Twin small cities -- too lazy to look at map, but probably like Pest and Buda, separated by a river -- in the southern part of Illinois are Champaign and Urbana. Or Urbana-Champaign (often connected with the dash and considered as one city).

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GEOGRAPHY
CORRECTION &
RESEARCH UPDATE

Champaign is the COUNTY. 

Urbana, a pretty big CITY, is the County Seat.

(So if you're looking for hot Saturday Night Action, park the rental car in downtown Urbana. Send me a postcard.)

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To the ignorant and blind, Champaign-Urbana IL are/is the World's Capital of Boring Nothing. (They do have a big summer Corn [maize] Festival, a pal brought me back the t-shirt.) 

I cannot imagine the screaming horror of being a teenager in Champaign or Urbana.

But as you and Herr Doktor Jung have pointed out, there is more to Urbana than meets the eye.

Urbana-Champaign may actually be the world's capital of Not Nothing.

The Vleeptron Ministry of Pizza (MoP) can say no more at this time.

* * *

oh, my neighbors and their effects on my Weltanschauung -- 30 years of living 5 miles from Emily Dickinson ... well, this has a very heavy and entirely negative effect on the nicer parts of the human geest, and it doesn't help my lichaam either.

J’en ai assez d’être seul chez-moi
Ç a crève le coeur et puis le foie
J’éloigne les chiens
J’effraie les chats
J’fais peur aux petits enfants

Every year on Emily's birthday, you have to cross the street carefully so you will not be run over by big tour busses packed with Japanese (not Japanese-American, not Issei, Nisei or Sansei) Emily Pilgrims.

The same unexpected busses of pilgrims clog the parking lot of Green Gables (where Anne lived) on the north coast of Prince Edward Island.

Is it a crime to want to brutally murder a neighbor who died in 1886? Some religions very clearly say that the Sin is not in the Act, but in the Desire. You just think about it one time, and Straight to Hell Forever for you, boyo.

PizzaQ -- my new t-shirt!

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Print image, have Paradise Copies make t-shirt. Wear it around town. Vleeptron guarantee you'll be the only person with this t-shirt.

(If you find another person with this t-shirt, start a conversation immediately. Get the person's phone number, e-mail addie.)

Best explanation of t-shirt image wins 1 Large Pizza with 4 toppings. (Not 3, not 5.)

PizzaQ Honor Code suspended -- Google your brains out, phone Klaas in Rotterdam, ask mom.

PizzaQ -- who's the babe? Who's that head on the plate?

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Okay, who's the babe? 

Whose head is that on the plate?

Who are the artists?

BONUS SLICES: Any other smut and Bad Stuff you know about this.

1 large pizza with blood sausage / Blutwurst.

PizzaQ -- what the heck is this?

Click image, maybe it gets bigger.

I hope it wiggles for you.

6 slices anchovies and pepperoni.

 

PizzaQ! What's it say?

Give Vleeptron a reasonable English gist of this text and uhhh you win 6 slices with pesto sauce and avacado and shitake mushrooms.

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"הדיון על תקיפה מחזק את אירן"

רגע לפני פרסום הדוח החדש של הסוכנות הבינלאומית לאנרגיה אטומית, הצפוי לקבוע רשמית כי אירן מנסה לפתח נשק גרעיני, מנסה שר החוץ הגרמני לקרר את הרוחות. "אני מזהיר מפני הצפת הרעיון של אופציות צבאיות", אמר השר גידו וסטרוולה בראיון לעיתון מקומי, "יש דיונים.. שמחזקים את המנהיגות האירנית במקום להחליש אותה"

סוכנויות הידיעות | חדשות 2 | פורסם 07/11/11 22:58

אחמדינג'אד וחמנאי. מחוזקים?

צילום׃  AP

דיון ציבורי אודות תקיפה באירן הוא מסוכן והוא מחזק את המשטר בטהרן יותר מאשר מחליש אותו – כך מזהיר היום שר החוץ הגרמני בראיון לעיתון מקומי.

בעוד הדיון בשאלת התקיפה באירן נמשך ברחבי העולם, לקראת פרסום הדוח החדש של הסוכנות הבינלאומית לאנרגיה אטומית שצפוי לקבוע כי נמצאו הוכחות לתכנין גרעין לשימוש צבאי, מגיעה התבטאות רשמית בנושא דווקא מבעלת בריתה הקרובה של ישראל באירופה.

שר החוץ הגרמני. מקרר את הרוחות

צילום׃  רויטרס

"אני מזהיר מפני הצפת הרעיון של אופציות צבאיות", אמר השר גידו וסטרוולה בראיון לעיתון "המבורגר אבנבלאט". "יש דיונים.. שמחזקים את המנהיגות האירנית במקום להחליש אותה".

עם זאת, שר החוץ הגרמני הדגיש כי אם אירן לא תשתף פעולה, "הקהילה הבינלאומית לא תחזור ל'עסקים כרגיל'. לאירן יש את הזכות להשתמש באנרגיה גרעינית למטרות אזרחיות, אך גם את החובה שלא לעשות זאת לצרכים צבאיים". בכיר ברוסיה: "לא נזיל דמעה אם אירן תותקף"
בהתבטאות נדירה המנוגדת לעמדה הפומבית של מוסקבה כלפי הקהילה הבינלאומית, אמר בכיר רוסי כי "לא נזיל דמעה אם אתרי הגרעין של אירן יותקפו" והוסיף כי "ישראל לא תאפשר לאירן להשיג נשק גרעיני". את הדברים אמר הדיפלומט הרוסי לאחד מראשי מדינות אירופה לשעבר, והמידע הגיע לגורמים בירושלים.

- פרסומת -

כלפי חוץ רוסיה מתנגדת להטלת סנקציות על אירן ומקפידה להתבטא באופן מתון בנושא האירני, אך על פי ההערכות, העמדה המפתיעה של הבכיר הרוסי נובעת מאינטרסים רוסים הקשורים לנפט ולתוכנית הגרעין האירנית ביום שאחרי תקיפה. תקיפת מתקני הגרעין באירן תעלה את מחירי הנפט בעולם ורוסיה שהינה יצרנית נפט גדולה בעצמה, תרוויח מכך. בנוסף, אירן תהיה תלויה ברוסיה בהיבט של רכישת חלקים וחלפים לתוכנית גרעין ביום שאחרי ההפצצה. דוח הסוכנות לאנרגיה אטומית שיתפרסם בהמשך השבוע צפוי להיות החמור מכולם ולקבוע כי בניגוד להצהרותיה, אירן מנסה לפתח נשק גרעיני לצרכים צבאיים.
רוצים לקבל עדכונים נוספים? הצטרפו לחדשות 2 בפייסבוק

תגיות: גרמניה   אירן   תקיפה   דיון ציבורי   גידו וסטרוולה  

לאחר דוח הגרעין: סנקציות והגבלות נתניהו: הכן הציבור לתקיפה באירן ברק על אירן: "לנקוט כל פעולה" בעד תקיפת הכור באירן? סמסו 1

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תגובות (12 תגובות ב-8 דיונים)

פתח הכל סגור הכל

8 חמנאי שם כובע שטריימל לראשו? * משמרות הצניעות מול משמרות המהפכה  08/11/11 | 10:19 7 האטם מביא שלום!!!ראה רוסיה סין ארהב ועוד והשכל!!!! * מיכאל הכהן  08/11/11 | 05:42 מה יש לך?! * אלמונית  08/11/11 | 16:09 6 יאלה תקיפה באירן ומהר!!! * דודי  08/11/11 | 00:32 כן ברור * ישראלי  08/11/11 | 03:52 5 תכלס...מסכנים האזרחים שלא רוצים את אחמדי... * הם ניסו לעשות מהפכה אבל לא עזרו להם  07/11/11 | 23:35 4 שיקח ה' את המדינה הזאת כבר * עדן  07/11/11 | 23:34 לקבוע לך תור? * פסיכולוג  07/11/11 | 23:59 חחחחחחחחחחחח * אבי  08/11/11 | 01:22 3 ושוב תודה לידיעות אחרונות. העיתון נגד המדינה * דניאל איש חמודות  07/11/11 | 23:30 2 אילאיל סמל יצורה אפתית ומתנשאת עם רגשי נחיתות * וכוח שעלה יותר מדי לראש.  07/11/11 | 23:30 1 זה לא אירן זה רק שתי הקופים מהתמונה למעלה * אחד לפוני  07/11/11 | 23:23

מקרא: = תגובה ללא תוכן   = תגובה עם תוכן   

 

PizzaQ! What's it say?

星姿采，與你分享中港台藝人於「衣」、「食」、「住」、「行」的心得。以零距離的方式，探討他們獨特的品味選擇和生活態度。

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indicates where the text used Roman alphabet characters.

What's it say?

Not a word-for-word translation, but the general subject and gist of the Chinese text.

HINT: This PizzaQ is inspired by a big news story that just happened.

6 slices with Shitake mushrooms and endives.

Neon PizzaQ! What does it say? What lingo is it in?

Click image to enlarge maybe.

One entire pizza with your choice of 4 toppings.

What lingo is this in?

What does it say?

PizzaQ! Where's and What's This?

Click image to enlarge.

Where is this? What is this?

1 large meat-lover's pizza (veggies & vegans may decline the flesh) with any 2 extra toppings.

EXTRA CREDIT  BONUS ANTIPASTO: What is its Roman Numeral? 

PizzaQ: What flag is this?

Hmmmm okay uhhhh 3 Slices, Endives & Shallots.

This is the flag of which sovereign nation?

PizzaQ -- guess the Question, then Answer it

Click, maybe that will help.

When someone answers this PizzaQ, I will credit the source of the image of the two golden knots. Obviously I am much too crappy an artist to have drawn them.

Should I just stop here? Does the image sufficiently explain what the PizzaQ is asking?

Well -- okay, if you want some Pizza (7 slices, your choice of toppings), you not only have to Answer the PizzaQ, but you have to figure out what the Question is, too.

I've been wanting to get around to this for a long time. Something Wonderful has happened, and I want to tell you all what it is.

PizzaQ! so like, what's this? Be specific, not Vague & Fuzzy

Click, gets a bit bigger.

So like, what is this? 4 slices of square white (no tomato sauce) pizza. Be specific, not Vague & Fuzzy. And I want some answers, it took me a long time to filch & redraw this.