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22 March 2009

The US war in Iraq celebrates its 6th anniversary / our neighbors' children come home in boxes / Congress declares National Sofa Week

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Constitution
of the
United States


Article I

Section 8: The Congress shall have power

* To declare war,
grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water;

adopted 17 September 1787
law of the land since 4 March 1789


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a comment to Chicago Sun-Times opinion e-column

"Iraq, Year Six"

(reprinted below):


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Posted by: Bob Merkin | March 22, 2009 12:59 pm

When the political sphere gets whipped into a froth, it often screams for a Constitutional amendment -- e.g. flag-burning.

The pathetic thing about Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam is that we already have, in the original Constitution, the clearest, simplest language stating whose responsibility declaring war is: Congress.

The last American war that commenced and was waged with a Congressional declaration was World War Two.

Since Korea, Congress has simply ducked, dodged and weaseled out of its Constitutional responsibility to declare and authorize war.

It has become Congress' new culture and habit to let the president bear all the political heat for war, and when the war goes south and inflames and outrages the electorate, Congress can say: Don't blame us, this is the president's doing, he started it, his signature is on the paperwork, not ours.

So we get these never-ending Blunder Wars, and the corpses of our neighbors' sons and daughters flown back to Dover Air Force Base.

The only modern president to take responsibility for ending one of these disasters was Gerald Ford. Johnson and Nixon did not have the guts to end Vietnam. They understood clearly that ordering an end to an American war would be political suicide.

Obama doesn't have the clarity or political nerve to end these two Asian wars, and is ratcheting up our military commitment in Afghanistan.

The last foreign army to conquer and control all of Afghanistan was Alexander the Great. The British couldn't, the Soviet Union couldn't.

Declaring or avoiding Blunder Wars that kill and cripple our neighbors' children is Congress' clear responsibility. When Congress shirks it, and won't face it, Congress is begging to become The Irrelevant, Symbolic, Useless branch of the federal government -- exactly like the Roman Senate under the emperors: a great temple of florid, patriotic, televised speeches, of waving flags, of declations of National Sofa Week.

Until Congress grabs back its Constitutional duty for declaring war, it's just a silly bunch of useless cowards, accumulating benefits and pensions, flying to sun and ski junkets on free rides on corporate jets.

While our neighbors' daughters and sons keep getting maimed, committing suicide, and dying in (as Congressman Lincoln called Polk's Mexican War) Liars' and Scoundrels' Wars.

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The Swamp (political blog)
The Chicago Sun-Times (Chicago, Illinois USA)
Sunday 22 March 2009


Iraq, year six

by Frank James

[photo:] A soldier mans his 50 caliber machine gun as his scout unit heads to Nasiriyah, Iraq, March 22, 2003. (Chicago Tribune photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo).

This weekend marked the sixth anniversary of the Iraq War.
At six years, it isn't America's longest war -- Vietnam still holds that honor with some scholars calculating U.S. involvement there as lasting 25 years since they count back to 1950 as the start of U.S. efforts there.

It's also not the bloodiest or most divisive. The Civil War holds both those records. It also wasn't the only war the U.S. entered based on less than accurate information. The Spanish-American War can also lay claim to that.

But it may be the first war in U.S. history in which there was so much suspicion at the war's start that personal reasons conflated with national security concerns to cause an American president to launch the war in the first place.

Before the war started, there were questions about why President George Bush decided to take the nation to war. Yes, there was the "intelligence" that suggested that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

But there was also the suspicion that there was something of a president's personal vendetta against another head of state, concerns that were only raised when Bush, speaking at a Houston event, reminded the audience that Hussein was "the guy who tried to kill my dad," referring to a bomb plot attributed to Hussein against the first President Bush.

Looking back on the beginning of the war, we see that the nation's founders had prepared the nation for such concerns about the motives of the head of state by giving only Congress the ability to authorize war.

The founders had seen first hand the disastrous consequences that arise when a head of state can plunge his nation into ill-considered wars. The actions of King George III who waged a costly war against the American colonies and lost was an object lesson to them, which is why they made Congress a check on the commander-in-chief's power.

For a number of reasons, Congress decided to defer to the president although if ever there were a situation in which it shouldn't have, it was during the months leading to the Iraq War when a president with an obvious conflict of interest was pressing for military action.

It was a conflict so self-evident that in any other scenario, the president would have had to recuse himself.

For instance, could one imagine a prosecutor in an American court being allowed to try a case against a defendant who had targeted the prosecutor's father in a bomb plot? That never would have been allowed to happen in a court of law.

Yet, that was the situation the country found itself in a matter no less grave than war and peace, with a president-prosecutor who had a conflict.

As the founders intended, only Congress was left to act as a counterweight. But for several reasons, it was unable to do so.

Obviously, there was the 9/11 factor which, if it didn't change everything, changed much. It reduced Congress's desire to act as a check on the president since few lawmakers wanted to appear unpatriotic in the wake of the dreadful attacks.

Of course, members of the Bush Administration did their best to link Hussein to 9/11 in voters' minds which made it harder for Congress to say no to the war.

It's beyond dispute that the administration also used the attacks and war on terror, and Americans' desire to be protected and tendency to rally around the president in a time of existential peril to the president's and Republican Party's political advantage.

So with congressional elections in 2002 and 2004 on their minds, many Democrats found it difficult to oppose the Iraq War in the 2002 run up. They didn't want to have that vote used against them in congressional and presidential races.

There were also the memories of 1991 when many congressional Democrats and even some Republicans, (then-Republican Jim Webb, now a Democratic senator, comes to mind) had doubts about the Persian Gulf War, a conflict which turned out to be a huge victory for the U.S.

So the pressures were enormous on some lawmakers like Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) who had voted against the 1991 war but voted in 2002 to authorize the second Iraq War.

And so the war happened. And we all know how that went. The initial "mission accomplished" phase turned into the insurgency, terrorism and sectarian violence phase which after much reluctance by one-time Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and the White House turned into the surge phase with reduced violence.

Nearly 100,000 Iraqi civilians have died as a result of the war, according to the Iraq Body Count website. Meanwhile, the death toll of U.S. servicemembers has surpassed 4,200 according to the icasualties.org website. And Americans continue to die in Iraq, although in fewer numbers than before the surge.

But there were other events often ignored by the war's opponents. One of the worst tyrants of modern times was toppled and later captured and executed. Iraq is now a democracy with broad-based free and fair voting in a region of the world where that can't be said for many other countries.

Those were the invasion's intended consequences that came along with all the unintended ones.

Now President Barack Obama has vowed to remove U.S. combat troops from Iraq by 2011 as a new administration's attention shifts to Afghanistan.

In important ways, Afghanistan is a much tougher war than Iraq even though the U.S. has allies there in a way it never did in Iraq. Iraq had a governmental, commercial, physical and societal infrastructure that Afghanistan lacks. Afghanistan's tribal and ethnic differences make Iraq's Sunni-Shia-Kurdish cleavages seem simple.

Afghanistan is so daunting, that six years from now, we may look back on Iraq and think of it as, if not the good war, certainly the easier one, when compared with Afghanistan.

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What a crock of rubbish. I was drawn to this article by the headline "Iraq,year six." This article had nothing to say about Iraq year six. It had little to say about Iraq period. Instead, a person with press credentials uses this article as a soapbox for his own personal agenda. This is yellow journalism at it's finest. The author, Frank James needs a change in venue. He would do well with Pravda.

Posted by: John Ward | March 22, 2009 12:32 PM

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John Ward,
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I guess you have never read a Frank James article before?
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If Frank had bothered to do a little research he would have seen the joint resolution to authorize the use of United States Armed Forces against Iraq had backing by the major democratic senators.
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http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=107&vote=00237&session=2
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If as he states that the Senators were also afraid to vote against this because of upcoming 2002 & 2004 election, then this says a lot about democratic leadership.
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One other not about this vote - for all of you flatliners that said President Bush rushed into war with Saddam - US troops didn't go into Iraq until 6 months after this vote.
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As far the WMDs, the democratic leadership from the Clinton administration and also the Senate leaderhship during the Bush administration sur thought those WMDs existed.
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http://www.davidstuff.com/political/wmdquotes.htm

Posted by: Terry | March 22, 2009 2:36 PM

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[RE: Post by: Bob Merkin | March 22, 2009 12:59 PM]
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Bob,
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I have no reason to disagree with the points you make about irresponsibility and blame shifting in Washington. However, I must disagree with you on some of the things you’ve said, and with particular regard to your statement that we haven’t had a constitutionally declared war since World War II.
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Article I, Section 8, Clause 11 of the Constitution grants to Congress the power “[t]o declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water . . .” Beyond this provision, the Constitution prescribes no particular form of words regarding the content of a declaration of war. In contrast, the Constitution mentions other forms of belligerency, such as invasion and insurrection, and requires no particular declaration of war to authorize the President to repel an invasion or suppress an insurrection. Rather than declaring a state of invasion or insurrection, the duty of Congress is limited to providing “for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions . . .” (U.S. Const., Art. I, § 8, Cl. 15.) The President requires no congressional authorization to repel an invasion from a foreign nation. (See The Prize Cases, 67 U.S. 635, 668 (1862).) The constitutional distinction is drawn at the point that the President seeks authority to “set on foot a military expedition against a nation with whom the United States are at peace.” (United States v. Smith, 27 Fed. Cas. p. 1192, 1229-30 (C.C.D.N.Y. 1806), cited in Holmes v. United States, 391 U.S. 936, fn. 10 (1968) (Douglas, J. Dissenting.).) It takes an act of Congress to authorize the latter because “it is the exclusive province of congress to change a state of peace into a state of war.” (Smith, at pp. 1230-31.)
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But if a declaration of war doesn’t require any particular form, then why isn’t it the case that a congressional act authorizing the use of military force against another nation constitutes a declaration of war? If an act of Congress does everything to authorize war against another nation with which the United States are at peace, is it any less of a declaration of war simply because it isn’t captioned or entitled “declaration of war”? I don’t think so. If a bill appropriates money, it is an appropriation bill regardless of whether it is denominated one. If it authorizes war, it is a declaration of war even if not called such. Laws are reckoned by their substance rather than their form or title.
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This being the case, I must part company with your suggestion that we haven’t had a declared war since the World War II. The Gulf of Tonkin Resolution clearly authorized the President to employ the Armed Forces of the United States in hostile activities in Vietnam. The fact that it was a congressional authorization for a hostile military expedition against a nation with whom we were at peace made it a declaration of war even though it wasn’t called one. No one appears to be able to explain what was missing from it to deprive it of its character as a declaration of war. Congress has likewise authorized the use of force in Iraq (twice) and in Afghanistan. Nobody in Congress has suggested that they haven’t authorized these incursions. Their excuse has been to say they were duped into granting such authorization. That, again, doesn’t change the nature of what they have authorized.
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So yes, I must agree with you that politicians have engaged in the deplorable practice of blaming the executive for wars of their causing. However, it is even more deplorable because those expeditions were produced by constitutional authorization, making their denials a pack of lies.
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I must also part company with your statement that it was Gerald Ford rather than Nixon who “had the guts” to end the Vietnam War. Our ground forces, with the exception of a few advisors and embassy guards, had already been withdrawn pursuant to the Paris Peace Accords in 1973 before Gerald Ford ever took office. In fact, when North Vietnam reneged on the Paris Accords in 1974, Ford sought authorization from Congress to resume military support for South Vietnam. He was rebuffed by Congress, and North Vietnam went on to successfully complete its invasion.

Posted by: John W. | March 22, 2009 5:30 PM

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[quote]
If as he states that the Senators were also afraid to vote against this because of upcoming 2002 & 2004 election, then this says a lot about democratic leadership.

Posted by: Terry | March 22, 2009 2:36 PM
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So what do you say about the quality of Republic Party leadership that has gone on record saying that they won't vote for the stimulus bill because, if it works, it can be used against them in the 2010 elections?

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Hey John W --
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Stop confusing me with Legal and Historical Citations and Thoughtful Insights! I hate that!
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You're systematically on point, but I think you're slightly missing The Big Overview:

How can Americans insulate and protect themselves from a rogue president's tsunami of jingoism, and how can Congress -- with its near-universal terror of not being re-elected every 2 years -- be willing to stand up and analyze fraudulent intelligence and downright lies pushing us into war.

Your citation of the Tonkin Gulf Resolution hits the nail on the head: Legal, Constitutional -- and triggered by an enemy attack which never actually happened. The Tonkin Gulf attacks spookily mimic the motorized Zodiac boat incidents Bush & Co. were pointing to to rattle jingo sabers against Iran.

But I still blame the 2-Asian-War mess on the systemic cowardice of Congress. There were members clearly calling for the wars to end: the most marginalized and villified "loonies" Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

And Special Mention to Senator Byrd of WV and his amazing speech "Sleepwalking Through History" -- delivered to an empty Senate chamber.

If a war's worth fighting, for bona fide national security reasons, let Congress step up to the plate and declare it. What we have now is idiots like Hillary Clinton and her "If I knew then what I know now ..."

The moment to vote, to approve or oppose, is always Then, dummy.

Thanks, muy sincerely, for your very thoughtful and informed reply.

Bob

Posted by: Bob Merkin | March 23, 2009 1:15 PM


20 March 2009

PizzaQ HINTS! 2 HINTS! Now decipher the ancient Egyptian hieroglyph just like the Stargate nerd!

Click, gets bigger.

Amazingly -- and I truly consider this amazing -- one of our Vleeptroidz has come up with the correct answer for this PizzaQ. We got a reader who can translate ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, just like the Egyptologist nerd in Stargate!

Unglaublich!

But meanwhile, I want to see if we can pull another right answer out of anybody else in the Blogosphere, maybe Vargo in Kafe Internet Sofia, or maybe Klaas in Rotterdam. So here are 2 Hints! (patfromch did it with 0 Hints.)

The creature is Not A Bunny. (patfromch thought it was a Bunny.)

The Vleeptron Zoological Society informs us that the thing with the big ears is a critter of the Sahara, the Fennec Fox (Vulpes zerda).

Turn your speakers ON and click HERE and you could get lucky (works for me in WinAmp) and listen to a Fennec singing. In the moonlight. Standing on the apex of the Great Pyramid of Khufu/Cheops.

(Actually in a cage at the Wilhelma Zoo, Stuttgart DE, photo by Kathrin Gaisser. And it sang in the morning.)

Vleeptron is happy to provide you this Hint, because it will not help you at all.

The wiggly horizontal line refers to the River Nile. This Hint actually WILL help you figure out which Place this hieroglyph is the name of.

19 March 2009

PizzaQ: What flag is this?

Hmmmm okay uhhhh 3 Slices, Endives & Shallots.

This is the flag of which sovereign nation?


15 March 2009

more blasphemy

Carib Beer Prayer

(from Trinidad & Tobago)

Our lager,
Which art in Barrels,
Hallowed be thy Drink.
Thy cases come,
Drunk will be done,
At home as it is in Pelican (and Pier 1 and Anchorage and Base ... )
Give us this day our Foamy head,
And forgive us our Spillage,
As we forgive those who Spill us and upon us.
And lead us not into Incarceration,
But deliver us from Hangovers.
For thine is the Beer,
the froth, and the lager.
And may Carib be available for ever and ever,
Barmen.


blasphemy

Click for larger, I think it's pretty

What If God Smoked Cannabis

lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

(parody of "One of Us" by Eric Bazilian)

If God had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah yeah God looks baked
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone

If God made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah God rolls great
Yeah yeah God smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you s'pose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created Earth our home
Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone


PizzaQ! Where's this? / Budge / Sint Maarten / blocked beach view / rioting, stabbing / Polka Fever / faux dreds



Click on images, good things could happen.

1 Whole Pizza Pie,
because yesterday (3/14 at precisely 15 hours 9.26 minutes, or somesuch) was Pi Day. And because I think this is a hard one.

HINT: It's a Place. Or the way they assembled this hieroglyph to express the name of this Place.

In the original "Stargate" movie, the nerd Egyptologist (James Spader) finds his colleagues translating the glyphs on the Stargate using the standard English-language reference, and mutters

"Oh for Christ's sake, this is all wrong, I can't believe they're still reprinting Budge."

He's muttering about the English giant of Egyptology Sir Ernest Alfred Thompson Wallis Budge (1857 – 1934), and referring specifically to

1920. An Egyptian Hieroglyphic Dictionary, With an Index of English Words, King List and Geographical List with Index, List of Hieroglyphic Characters, Coptic and Semitic Alphabets, etc.. London: John Murry. (Reprinted New York: Dover Publications., 1978)

Budge fucked up the Stargate translation -- with Budge, You Can't Get There From Here -- but you could get lucky with Budge on this PizzaQ.

IN OTHER
PIZZAQ NEWS


My Caribbean Island was (and still is) the Dutch-French hybrid Sint Maarten / St. Martin. We stayed on the Dutch Side, at an absolutely swell and delicious and terribly friendly beachfront hotel, Holland House, in the jumpin hot hot hot capital Philipsburg, where S.W.M.B.O. bought some bling and I purchased a lurid sleeveless Bob Marley t-shirt (but I did not buy the Rasta Hat with faux dredlocks, there are limits to what kind of Tourist Clown Outfit I will wear in public).

I do wish to complain about the beach view at Holland House. As I relaxed in the Very Bright Sun, I was trying to gaze on the sailing ships and catamarans and yachts anchored in the harbor, and the beautiful tropical mountain vistas, but hundreds of young tourist women wearing practically no clothing at all kept riding down the Boardwalk on their rented Segways and blocking my view.

A petite outbreak of violent crime had erupted on The French Side, and 20 Gendarmes had been flown in from France to neutralize this whomp-ass threat to the Tourist Trade. English tourist got stabbed in the stomach in a botched robbery at the end of our Boardwalk, but he lived. Philipsburg accomodates sometimes as many as 4 giant cruise liners and their thousands of driveby tourists each day.

Elsewhere down the Antilles, RIOTS against high food prices and a variety of Paris' broken promises and ignored petitions were breaking out in the capitals of Guadeloupe and Martinique. Our Island was just getting over an epidemic (the newspaper's word, not mine) of Dengue, which patfromch says is sometimes also called Polka Fever. (That doesn't sound good.) I drank Carib beer, pretty damn tasty. I think I also had a rum drink with a parasol in it.

In private correspondence, patfromch guessed Sint Maarten
by a process of ratiocination he has explained to me, but which I can only ascribe to Magical or Jungian principles.

Our other correspondent from CH, twolegsnotail, also amazingly guessed correctly. Your Pizza Account will be Credited; and pat's Tourist Postcard from Sint Maarten is wending its way to CH.

14 March 2009

HAPPY П DAY!



I don't know, click on the wiggle.gif, see what happens.

March is month 3

Today is 14

so it's ...........

PI DAY!

the day all Sentients throughout the Milky Way and the Dwingeloo-2 Galaxy celebrate the ratio of

circumference
-------------
diameter

of the circle, which works out roughly to


pi = 3.
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(There's more.)

(It never stops.)

(Never. We're talking about Infinity here. The Real Stuff.)

Peter Borwein, David Bailey and Simon Plouffe seem to have cooked up a Formula for finding the nth digit of the expansion of Pi (in the Hexadecimal = base 16 number system) which doesn't first require calculating all the earlier (n-1) digits.

I just have to assume they rely on Magical Principles or Religious Miracles to accomplish this. Anyway, I'm told you can't use it to translate to a comparable digit in the Decimal expansion. Hex digits only.

Traditionally, those celebrating П Day all over the Universe drink enormous quantities of Absinthe and dance the Samba nearly nude by the tens of thousands in the streets. There have been unfortunate riots and incidents of violence requiring police and army reinforcements, Sentients getting really excited about this remarkable number.

'Cause it ain't chopped liver. Pi kicks big butt.

e is also quite the number, and also never endeth. It's named for Leonhard Euler, it's Euler's Constant.

Both pi and e are irrational and transcendental. That's true and accurate, even if I'm a little fuzzy about the precise details of what that means. Wikipedia:

Johann Heinrich Lambert conjectured that e and π were both transcendental numbers in his 1761 paper proving the number π is irrational. The first number to be proven transcendental without having been specifically constructed for the purpose was e, by Charles Hermite in 1873. In 1874, Georg Cantor found the countability argument mentioned above establishing the ubiquity of transcendental numbers.

In 1882, Ferdinand von Lindemann published a proof that the number Ï€ is transcendental. He first showed that e to any nonzero algebraic power is transcendental, and since eiÏ€ = −1 is algebraic (see Euler's identity), iÏ€ and therefore Ï€ must be transcendental. This approach was generalized by Karl Weierstrass to the Lindemann–Weierstrass theorem.

The transcendence of π allowed the proof of the impossibility of several ancient [Greek] geometric constructions involving compass and straightedge, including the most famous one, squaring the circle.


Please feel free to Leave A Comment about irrationality and transcendentalism or transcendence or whatever.

I wish you all, wherever you may be, carbon-based or silicon-based, decimal or hexidecimal or binary, real or imaginary, the very happiest Pi Day.

Let us dream of a day when those who truly love and worship Pi will Rule Planet Earth and make everybody Straighten Up and Fly Right. Or hit the road, Jack, and dontcha come back no more no more no more no more, hit the road, Jack, and dontcha come back no more.


13 March 2009

Barbie Does It All! (except menstruate) / Bild Lilli / Reeperbahn und Widerstand / need political help? flee to a Euro brothel!

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patfromch has left a new comment on your post "from the Major Arcana of The Barbie Tarot":

Funny that, I didnt know there was a swiss connection to Barbie. If I get really bored I could find out in which city that was.

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Down below, the finger points at Lucerne. Or Zurich. Or Wien. Mrs. Handler's memory of her 1959 trip to Europe seemed to get a little fuzzy as the years passed, but all three are probably equally correct, the Bild Lilli doll was sold everywhere as an adult novelty.

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I was about to rant on the fact how american pop culture has changed our lives and habits from cradle to pit without knowing that Barbie had its origins in Europe. Hmm.

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The Bild-Zeitung cartoonist took his inspiration for Bild-Lilli's appearance and coiture from the women (I sure hope they're women) of Hamburg's Reeperbahn.

If the Reeperbahn surrounds the Bahnhof, I've been there, changing trains, eating Tourist Dinner (yeah, probably Sauerbraten), and searching for John LeCarre's fictitous Sex Klub der Blau Diamant ("Smiley's People"). I don't care if it doesn't exist on Earth; I'll find it someday, maybe in Ciudad Vleeptron.

The LeCarre portrait of Hamburg's sex district continues a long literature of European brothels and prostitution districts as a counter-culture, a dependable opposition force to -- well, all Law and Order, but in particular the place to go to escape from Nazis and Soviet-era despots and tyrannies.

In Erich Maria Remarque's
Arc de Triomphe (1945) the hero, a stateless fugitive in Paris, serves as the unlicensed cash-under-the-table physician for a brothel. In the movie "The Counterfeit Traitor" (1962), the hero (William Holden), a Swede spying for the Brits, has to make an emergency escape and goes straight to a Hamburg brothel, whose employees -- who clearly have an ongoing relationship with British Intelligence -- assist him to a Swedish-bound fishing boat.

The sign outside these joints says SEX, but clearly these establishments, according to legend, also offer Widerstand and a variety of other political services.

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Incidently this made me suddenly think of a short story by Philip K Dick. Wonder what he would say about The Sims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Days_of_Perky_Pat

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Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959. American businesswoman Ruth Handler (1916-2002) is credited with the creation of the doll using a German doll called Bild Lilli as her inspiration.

Barbie has been an important part of the toy fashion doll market for nearly fifty years, and has been the subject of numerous controversies and lawsuits, often involving parody of the doll and her lifestyle. In recent years, Barbie has faced increasing competition from the Bratz range of dolls.

History

The original Barbie was launched in March 1959

Ruth Handler watched her daughter Barbara at play with paper dolls, and noticed that she often enjoyed giving them adult roles. At the time, most children's toy dolls were representations of infants. Realizing that there could be a gap in the market, Handler suggested the idea of an adult-bodied doll to her husband Elliot, a co-founder of the Mattel toy company. He was unenthusiastic about the idea, as were Mattel's directors.

During a trip to Europe in 1956 with her children Barbara and Kenneth, Ruth Handler came across German toy doll called Bild Lilli.[1]

* * *

1. ^ In an interview with M.G.Lord, the author of Forever Barbie, Ruth Handler said that she saw the doll in Lucerne, Switzerland. However, the book points out that on other occasions Handler said that she saw the doll in Zurich or Vienna.

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The adult-figured Lilli doll was exactly what Handler had in mind, so she purchased three of them. She gave one to her daughter and took the others back to Mattel. The Lilli doll was based on a popular character appearing in a comic strip drawn by Reinhard Beuthin for the newspaper Die Bild-Zeitung.

Lilli was a working girl who knew what she wanted and was not above using men to get it. [She has a particular affinity for Rich Uncles and Sugar Daddies.]

The Lilli doll was first sold in Germany in 1955, and although it was initially sold to adults, it became popular with children who enjoyed dressing her up in outfits that were available separately.

Upon her return to the United States, Handler reworked the design of the doll (with help from engineer Jack Ryan) and the doll was given a new name, Barbie, after Handler's daughter Barbara. The doll made its debut at the American International Toy Fair in New York on March 9, 1959. This date is also used as Barbie's official birthday.

Mattel acquired the rights to the Bild Lilli doll in 1964 and production of Lilli was stopped. The first Barbie doll wore a black and white zebra striped swimsuit and signature topknot ponytail, and was available as either a blonde or brunette. The doll was marketed as a "Teen-age Fashion Model," with her clothes created by Mattel fashion designer Charlotte Johnson. The first Barbie dolls were manufactured in Japan, with their clothes hand-stitched by Japanese homeworkers. Around 350,000 Barbie dolls were sold during the first year of production.

Ruth Handler believed that it was important for Barbie to have an adult appearance, and early market research showed that some parents were unhappy about the doll's chest, which had distinct breasts. Barbie's appearance has been changed many times, most notably in 1971 when the doll's eyes were adjusted to look forwards rather than having the demure sideways glance of the original model.

Barbie was one of the first toys to have a marketing strategy based extensively on television advertising, which has been copied widely by other toys. It is estimated that over 1,000,000,000 Barbie dolls have been sold worldwide in over 150 countries, with Mattel claiming that three Barbie dolls are sold every second.[2]

The standard range of Barbie dolls and related accessories are manufactured to approximately 1/6th scale, which is also known as playscale.[3] Barbie products include not only the range of dolls with their clothes and accessories, but also a huge range of Barbie branded goods such as books, fashion items and video games. Barbie has appeared in a series of animated films and makes a brief guest appearance in the 1999 film Toy Story 2.

Almost uniquely for a toy fashion doll, Barbie has become a cultural icon and has been given honors that are rare in the toy world. In 1974 a section of Times Square in New York City was renamed Barbie Boulevard for a week, while in 1985 the artist Andy Warhol created a painting of Barbie.[4][5]

Biography

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. In a series of novels published by Random House in the 1960s, her parents' names are given as George and Margaret Roberts from the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.

Barbie attended Willows High School and fictional Manhattan International High School in New York City. She has an on-off romantic relationship with her beau Ken (Ken Carson), who first appeared in 1961. Like Barbie, Ken shares his name with one of Ruth Handler's children. A news release from Mattel in February 2004 announced that Barbie and Ken had decided to split up, but in February 2006 they were back together again.[6][7]

Barbie's Dream House, 1962

Barbie has had over forty pets including cats and dogs, horses, a panda, a lion cub, and a zebra. She has owned a wide range of vehicles, including pink Corvette convertibles, trailers and jeeps. She also holds a pilot's license, and operates commercial airliners in addition to serving as a flight attendant. Barbie's careers are designed to show that women can take on a variety of roles in life, and the doll has been sold with a wide range of titles including Miss Astronaut Barbie (1965), Doctor Barbie (1988) and Nascar Barbie (1998).[8]

Mattel has created a range of companions for Barbie, including Hispanic Teresa, Midge, African American Christie and Steven (Christie's boyfriend). Barbie's siblings and cousins were also created including Skipper, Tutti (Todd's twin sister), Todd (Tutti's and Stacie's twin brother), Stacie (Todd's twin sister), Kelly, Krissy, Francie, and Jazzie.

Controversies

Fulla is marketed as an alternative to Barbie in Middle Eastern countries

Barbie's popularity ensures that her effect on the play of Western children attracts a high degree of scrutiny. The criticisms leveled at her are often based on the assumption that children consider Barbie a role model and will attempt to emulate her.

* In September 2003 the Middle Eastern country of Saudi Arabia outlawed the sale of Barbie dolls, saying that she did not conform to the ideals of Islam. The Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice stated "Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful."[9] In Middle Eastern countries there is an alternative doll called Fulla which is similar to Barbie but is designed to be more acceptable to an Islamic market. Fulla is not made by the Mattel Corporation, and Barbie is still available in other Middle Eastern countries including Egypt.[10] In Iran, Sara and Dara dolls are available as an alternative to Barbie.[11]

* The word Barbie has come to be used as a derogatory slang term for a girl or woman who is considered shallow, most notably in the 1997 pop song Barbie Girl (see Parodies and lawsuits below).

* In July 1992 Mattel released Teen Talk Barbie, which spoke a number of phrases including "Will we ever have enough clothes?", "I love shopping!", and "Wanna have a pizza party?" Each doll was programmed to say four out of 270 possible phrases, so that no two dolls were likely to be the same. One of these 270 phrases was

"Math class is tough!"

(often misquoted as "Math is hard"). Although only about 1.5% of all the dolls sold said the phrase, it led to criticism from the American Association of University Women. In October 1992 Mattel announced that Teen Talk Barbie would no longer say the phrase, and offered a swap to anyone who owned a doll that did.[12]

Barbie's waist has been widened in more recent versions of the doll

* One of the most common criticisms of Barbie is that she promotes an unrealistic idea of body image for a young woman, leading to a risk that girls who attempt to emulate her will become anorexic. A standard Barbie doll is 11.5 inches tall, giving a height of 5 feet 9 inches at 1/6 scale. Barbie's vital statistics have been estimated at 36 inches (chest), 18 inches (waist) and 33 inches (hips). According to research by the University Central Hospital in Helsinki, Finland, she would lack the 17 to 22 percent body fat required for a woman to menstruate.[13]

In 1965 Slumber Party Barbie came with a book entitled How to Lose Weight which advised: "Don't eat." The doll also came with pink bathroom scales reading 110 lb, which would be around 35 lbs underweight for a woman 5 feet 9 inches tall.

[14] In 1997 Barbie's body mold was redesigned and given a wider waist, with Mattel saying that this would make the doll better suited to contemporary fashion designs.[15]
Oreo Fun Barbie from 1997 became controversial due to a negative interpretation of the doll's name. [In US slang about race relations, an Oreo is black on the outside, but white on the inside -- like the cookie.]

* "Colored Francie" made her debut in 1967, and she is sometimes described as the first African American Barbie doll. However, she was produced using the existing head molds for the white Francie doll and lacked African characteristics other than a dark skin. The first African American doll in the Barbie range is usually regarded as Christie, who made her debut in 1968.[16][17] Black Barbie and Hispanic Barbie were launched in 1980.

* In 1997 Mattel joined forces with Nabisco to launch a cross-promotion of Barbie with Oreo cookies. Oreo Fun Barbie was marketed as someone with whom little girls could play after class and share "America's favorite cookie." As had become the custom, Mattel manufactured both a white and a black version. Critics argued that in the African American community Oreo is a derogatory term meaning that the person is "black on the outside and white on the inside," like the chocolate sandwich cookie itself. The doll was unsuccessful and Mattel recalled the unsold stock, making it sought after by collectors.[18]

* In May 1997 Mattel introduced Share a Smile Becky, a doll in a pink wheelchair. Kjersti Johnson, a 17-year-old high school student in Tacoma, Washington with cerebral palsy, pointed out that the doll would not fit into the elevator of Barbie's $100 Dream House. Mattel announced that it would redesign the house in the future to accommodate the doll.[19][20]

* In March 2000 stories appeared in the media claiming that the hard vinyl used in vintage Barbie dolls could leak toxic chemicals, causing danger to children playing with them. The claim was rejected as false by technical experts. A modern Barbie doll has a body made from ABS plastic, while the head is made from soft PVC.[21][22]

* In December 2005 Dr. Agnes Nairn at the University of Bath in England published research suggesting that girls often go through a stage where they hate their Barbie dolls and subject them to a range of punishments, including decapitation and placing the doll in a microwave oven. Dr. Nairn said: "It's as though disavowing Barbie is a rite of passage and a rejection of their past."[23][24]

* In March 2009, West Virginia Delegate Jeff Eldridge introduced a bill to "ban the sale of Barbie dolls and other dolls that influence girls to be beautiful" within the state of West Virginia. The bill does not provide a punishment for violation, and Delegate Eldridge admitted that the bill "doesn't have a lot of teeth."[25][26]

Parodies and lawsuits

The 1997 song Barbie Girl by Aqua led to a five year lawsuit

Click here for .ogg file of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. I got it working on WinAmp. Good luck!

Barbie Girl
by Aqua (album: Aquarium [1997])

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

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Barbie has often been referenced in popular culture and is frequently the target of parody. Some of these occasions include:

* In 1997, the Danish-Norwegian pop-dance group Aqua released a song called Barbie Girl. It contained lyrics such as

"You can brush my hair / Undress me everywhere"

and used graphics similar to the pink Barbie logo. Mattel argued that this constituted a trademark infringement and filed a defamation lawsuit against MCA Records on September 11, 1997. In July 2002, Judge Alex Kozinski ruled that the song was protected as a parody under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.[27][28]

* A commercial by automobile company Nissan featuring dolls similar to Barbie and Ken was the subject of another lawsuit in 1997. In the commercial, a female doll is lured into a car by a doll resembling GI Joe to the dismay of a Ken-like doll, accompanied by Van Halen's version of You Really Got Me. According to the makers of the commercial, the dolls' names were Roxanne, Nick and Tad. Mattel claimed that the commercial had done "irreparable damage" to its products, but lost the copyright infringement lawsuit.[29][30]

* Saturday Night Live aired a parody of Barbie commercials featuring the fictional "Gangsta Bitch Barbie" doll and a "Tupac Ken" doll.[31]

* The Tonight Show with Jay Leno displayed a fictional "Barbie Crystal Meth Lab" which mocked how Barbie usually has a career that is "in keeping with the times or in this case, in keeping with society's current problems."

* Malibu Stacy is a parody of Barbie in the cartoon series The Simpsons. The 1994 episode parodied the Teen Talk Barbie controversy, as a talking Stacy doll is introduced, speaking phrases such as "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy""let's buy make-up so the boys will like us". Lisa is disgusted by the "sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy," leading her to market an alternative "Lisa Lionheart".

* In 1993 a group in the United States calling itself the "Barbie Liberation Organization" modified Barbie dolls by giving them the voice box of a talking G.I. Joe doll, and secretly returned the dolls to the shelves of toy stores. Parents and children were surprised when they purchased Barbie dolls that uttered phrases such as "Eat lead, Cobra!" and "Vengeance is mine."[32][33]

* In 1999 Mattel sued the Utah artist Tom Forsythe over a series of photographs called Food Chain Barbie, which included a photograph of a Barbie doll in a blender. Mattel lost the lawsuit and was ordered to pay $1,800,000 in costs to Mr. Forsythe.[34][35][36]

* In November 2002 a New York judge refused an injunction against the British-based artist Susanne Pitt, who had produced a doll called Dungeon Barbie in bondage clothing. Judge Laura Taylor Swain stated: "To the court's knowledge, there is no Mattel line of S&M Barbie."[37]

Collecting

Vintage #5 Ponytail Barbie from 1962 in original box

Mattel estimates that there are well over 100,000 avid Barbie collectors. Ninety percent are women, at an average age of 40, purchasing more than twenty Barbie dolls each year. Forty-five percent of them spend upwards of $1000 a year.

Vintage 1963 Bubble Cut Barbie in Career Girl on left, with Mattel's 2006 reproduction on right.

Vintage Barbie dolls from the early years are the most valuable at auction, and while the original Barbie was sold for $3 in 1959, a mint boxed Barbie from 1959 sold for $3552.50 on eBay in October 2004.[38] On September 26, 2006, a Barbie doll set a world record at auction of £9,000 sterling (US $17,000) at Christie's in London. The doll was a Barbie in Midnight Red from 1965 and was part of a private collection of 4,000 Barbie dolls being sold by two Dutch women, Ietje Raebel and her daughter Marina.[39]

In recent years Mattel has sold a wide range of Barbie dolls aimed specifically at collectors, including porcelain versions, vintage reproductions, and depictions of Barbie as a range of characters from television series such as The Munsters and Star Trek.[40][41] There are also collector's edition dolls depicting Barbie dolls with a range of different ethnic identities.[42] In 2004 Mattel introduced the Color Tier system for its collector's edition Barbie dolls, ranging through pink, silver, gold and platinum depending on how many of the dolls are produced.[43]

Barbie celebrates her 50th anniversary in 2009, and Mattel released a new reproduction of the original 1959 Barbie doll to mark the occasion.

Barbie versus Bratz

In June 2001, MGA Entertainment launched the Bratz range of dolls, a move that would give Barbie her first serious competition in the fashion doll market. In 2004 sales figures showed that Bratz dolls were outselling Barbie dolls in the United Kingdom, although Mattel maintained that in terms of the number of dolls, clothes and accessories sold, Barbie remained the leading brand.[44] In 2005 figures showed that sales of Barbie dolls had fallen by 30% in the United States, and by 18% worldwide, with much of the drop being attributed to the popularity of Bratz dolls.[45]

Mattel sued MGA Entertainment for $500 million alleging that Bratz creator Carter Bryant was working for Mattel when he developed the idea for Bratz.[46] On July 17, 2008, a federal jury ruled that the Bratz line was created by Carter Bryant while he was working for Mattel. The jury also ruled that MGA and its Chief Executive Officer Isaac Larian were liable for converting Mattel property for their own use and intentionally interfering with the contractual duties owed by Bryant to Mattel.[47] On August 26, the jury found that Mattel would have to be paid US $100,000,000 in damages.

On December 3, 2008, U.S. District Judge Stephen Larson banned MGA from selling Bratz. He allowed the company to continue selling the dolls until the winter holiday season ended.[48] The ruling will be in effect on February 11, 2009 at the earliest, and Mattel and MGA will meet in court on that date.[49] According to the terms of the court order, after the end of the holiday season, MGA must remove, at its own cost, all the Bratz dolls from store shelves, including the reimbursement of the cost of the dolls and all shipping costs to its vendors and distributors.[50] The court gave exceptions for some toys if they are packaged separately from infringing toys. MGA announced that it would be appealing against the court's ruling. [51]

from the Major Arcana of The Barbie Tarot

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It's Barbie's 50th Birthday. She dates back to a naughty German doll, Bild Lilli, marketed by the Hamburg tabloid Bild-Zeitung, which Barbie's designer, Ruth Handler, saw for sale in Switzerland; Handler was convinced she could be morphed into a popular doll for little girls.

American dolls had all previously been infant dolls, but Mattel saw a market for a doll with which girls could imagine themselves as a glamorous, stunningly-dressed young woman.

Vleeptron has previously posted (here and here) about the strange consequences of Barbie's replacing the traditional popular Brazilian doll Susi (who had shape, color, curves, mass, volume).

In the toy trade, the doll or action figure is called "the razor," and the clothes and the accessories and little machine guns are called "the blades." As you can see in these stunning Tarot Cards (these are all from the Major Arcana), you can buy lots of blades for your Barbie.

Barbie's career has not always been a smooth and happy one. Talking Barbie had to be recalled and re-voiced for saying "Math is hard!"

(Well, it is hard. Rilke or Plato or somebody said that all valuable things are hard.)

Oddly enough, even when the math teacher is female, girls do more poorly in U.S. math classes than boys; up to and into undergrad college, the curriculum and culture have traditionally chased girls away from and turn them off to mathematics, leaving all the high-paying math-intensive jobs for males.

In 2005, the president of Harvard University, Lawrence H. Summers, suggested (in public) that (in Wikipedia's words) "intrinsic differences in the abilities of men and women were a factor in why there were more male than female scientists and engineers." ("Neuroscience is hard, too!") Harvard's trustees replaced him with the historian Catherine Drew Gilpin Faust.

In 2004, Barbie and Ken broke up, and Barbie hooked up with the 20-ish Australian surfer dude Blaine (sold separately). "Business Week" editor Patricia O'Connell suggested the shocking breakup was a marketing ploy to reflect Demi Moore's hookup with Ashton Kutcher, whoever he is.

Okay, now to the Barbie Tarot, created by Michelle Erica Green, who explains this remarkable project:

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... here are a few notes on the construction of the deck. I used Rider-Waite imagery and parallels for the most part, largely because the images and most apparent meanings are well-known and comfortable for many Tarot readers including myself, and also because in most historic decks the numbered cards of the Minor Arcana are decorated with pips rather than illustrations. Here are the original Rider-Waite Tarot cards, so named because they were illustrated by Pamela Coleman Smith at the direction of Arthur Edward Waite for Rider Inc.

The majority of dolls in my Barbie deck are from the modern era of Mattel, even though Barbie dolls have been around for nearly 50 years. This is partly because it is so much easier to get interesting and clear photos of the more contemporary dolls, but also because Mattel has provided far greater variety not only in costuming but in the ethnicities and facial detail of the more recent Barbies. And -- purely as a matter of taste -- I prefer the more subtly made up, smiling Barbies of the modern era to the pursed lips and stylized makeup of the earlier Barbies, though it's a shame that such lovely features as rooted eyelashes are now quite rare.

Because there are so many more Barbies than Kens and because there have been several Barbie series devoted entirely to princess dolls, I decided for the Minor Arcana court cards to use princesses and princes rather than pages and knights. In addition, all of the king cards portray a couple rather than a man alone, because in the world of Barbie, what is a king without his Barbie, anyway? As a result of these changes, the parallels with imagery on the Rider-Waite deck are not as direct, though I have attempted to maintain the meanings.

I suppose that, as a feminist, I should justify my interest in Barbie in the first place, since her face and figure have never been remotely realistic or attainable for women and the doll has been criticized as setting poor standards for girls. I think that what gives girls a negative self-image are the barrage of media images of real live women who starve themselves and reconstruct their faces in the name of fashion; I don't think little girls have any more trouble discerning that Barbie does not represent a real woman any more than a plastic blinking baby doll could ever be mistaken for a real baby.

Moreover, despite a regrettable lack of diversity in the Barbie play line until recently and some really stupid marketing choices ("Math is hard"), Barbie has achieved every school and career goal she has ever set for herself. She has attended dozens of universities, played on both college and professional sports teams, become a doctor, lawyer, teacher, astronaut, paleontologist, ambassador, photographer, movie star, Army captain, artist, dentist, dog trainer, musician, firefighter, Shakespearean heroine and President of the United States, all while helping to raise her younger sisters, carrying on lifelong friendships and maintaining a romantic relationship of many years' duration. G.I. Joe's achievements don't come close.

All images of Barbie dolls, the background imagery from the boxes and the names Barbie, Ken, Teresa, Stacie, Christy, etc. are copyright and trademark Mattel Inc. All Rider-Waite card images are copyright US Games Systems Inc. The card designs, text and interpretations are mine. No infringement is intended and no profits are being made; this is a labor of love. Feel free to save these for your own personal enjoyment, but please don't repost them or hotlink directly to the images.

12 March 2009

trying not to commit The Unforgiveable Sin / the 40 Percent Less Holy Land

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I read once that in Catholic theology, the only unforgiveable sin is despair -- because it is an insult to God to believe He will not eventually restore and make better things which, to our myopia, seem hopeless.

But I wish He would hurry up and dump some hope on the seemingly hopeless Middle East. I am no longer a spring chicken, and the region has been violent and nasty all my life, with few signs of a turnaround.

My plan is to make the Holy Land 40 percent Less Holy -- perhaps about as Holy as Pittsburgh or Antwerp, where God instructs people to kill other people -- but very rarely, and these rare incidents are responded to psychiatrically, not with intractable popular theology.

Saddest, of course, is the erosion of Israel's civilian and democratic institutions, and the electorate's dwindling faith in these institutions. I don't believe the IDF ever wanted to be the predominate and most powerful force in Israeli leadership. But decade after decade the electorate has come to place more and more trust and confidence in only the armed forces. The ideal and vision of civilian control, debate and democratic rule has miserably evaporated.

And with both Lebanon wars and the Gaza war, they have finally hit the hard wall of Limits to military force as solution. Quick victories are long a thing of Israel's past. But the voters are loathe to let go the old belief that the IDF, with its mighty and well-trained and disciplined citizen-soldiers and superior (US-supplied) equipment, will continue to be the instrument that brings security and safety to Israelis.

One unhappy problem is Israel's changing demographics. The country was founded by, and its first political and intellectual elite were heavily Mitteleuropean, with lots of progressives and their ideals. But in the past 20 years the electorate has shifted heavily to Jews from Eastern Europe, from the former Soviet sphere -- and they tend to take for granted rule by force, leadership by a Strong Man or Thatcher-style Woman, and they have little interest in or experience with civilian democratic ways. The new Israeli voter does not see safety or security in diplomacy or negotiation or compromise or dialogue, and the government slides more and more to the militaristic right.

If you're a movie buff, remind yourself of Dalton Trumbo's astonishingly effective propaganda tale of "Exodus." That set the American view of Heroes and Villains in the Middle East for nearly a half-century. I admire Trumbo's career and movies enormously, but sometimes he was so good as to be downright dangerous. The skewed fairy tale of "Exodus" haunts American politics about the Middle East to this day.

A very odd and unexpected thing, a reminder that not all Israeli Jews swallow the Security Through Violence line, is the 2008 documentary "Waltz with Bashir."

Wikipedia:

In 1982, Ari Folman was a 19-year-old infantry soldier in the Israel Defense Forces. In 2006, he meets with a friend from his army service period, who tells him of the nightmares connected to his experiences from the Lebanon War. Folman is surprised to find that he does not remember a thing from that period. Later that night he has a vision from the night of the Sabra and Shatila massacre, the reality of which he is unable to tell. In his memory, he and his soldier friends are bathing at night by the seaside in Beirut under the light of flares descending over the city. Folman rushes off to meet another friend from his army service, who advises him to discuss it with other people who were in Beirut at the same time in order to understand what happened there and to relive his own memory. Folman converses with friends, a psychologist and the reporter Ron Ben-Yishai who was in Beirut at the time.

"Waltz with Bashir" very much reflects the spirit of Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five -- the ordinary soldier as Witness to the hidden dimensions of war. Just as Vonnegut used the odd conceit of science fiction in his Witness of the Dresden firebombing, Folman wraps his documentary in anime-style animation -- because so much of his story and message involves dreams and repressed memories. The film has been surprisingly welcomed and appreciated with international awards.

But you only have to lift the Israeli carpet a little to see very hopeful evidence of internal dissent about government policies of Safety Through Violence. To its credit, Israel is reasonably reluctant to accompany its policies with official repression of the political or artistic dialogue. I wish Egypt -- as heavily subsidized by the USA as Israel -- could risk the same.

I visited Theresienstadt / Terezin in '88. I have very little nice to say about the Socialist regime in Czechoslovakia -- Prague was the saddest city I have ever been to, you couldn't pay anyone to smile. But I was impressed (with a suspicious grain of salt) at the way the government stewarded the legacy of Theresienstadt and of the Prague Ghetto. Eastern Euro Socialism and antisemitism have always gone cordially hand-in-hand, but here this tendency seemed absent, and the Jewish wartime experience was preserved and presented with respect and dignity.

I have had the very good fortune of being able to see Prague again in 2003, and now you can't get the people to stop smiling -- there's even laughter, celebration, music, wonderful restaurants, naughtiness, nightlife, absinthe (with a touch of grandma's authentic thujone) ...

If miracles exist, the survival of Ullmann's music, and Der Kaiser von Atlantis, surely qualifies. In Israel today, in Theresienstadt in 1942, in Prague during the Socialist years, it is simply impossible to silence the best and most beautiful of the human spirit. I am slave to Weill's music, and his collaborations with Brecht, Langston Hughes ... every great poet and playwright of Europe and the USA was drawn to his music and his humanity. African-American jazz greats are particularly mesmerized by Weill songs, and teenagers keep rediscovering the Brecht-Weill collaborations with astonishment and thrill.

Stop raising topics which force me to bore you endlessly. You know me, you're just enabling me.


02 March 2009

USA! We're Number 1! More prisoners than China! More prisoners than Russia! And it ain't cheap!

To the best of my knowledge, since he began his campaign for president, Barack Obama has never once mentioned this Elephant In The American Bathtub -- the USA is the world's largest Gulag.

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Reuters (UK wire)
Monday 2 March 2009

Cost of locking up
Americans too high
-- Pew study


WASHINGTON, March 2 (Reuters) -- One in every 31 U.S. adults is in the corrections system, which includes jail, prison, probation and supervision, more than double the rate of a quarter century ago, according to a report released on Monday by the Pew Center on the States.


The study, which said the current rate compares to one in 77 in 1982, concluded that with declining resources, more emphasis should be put on community supervision, not jail or prison.
"Violent and career criminals need to be locked up, and for a long time. But our research shows that prisons are housing too many people who can be managed safely and held accountable in the community at far lower cost," said Adam Gelb, director of the Center's Public Safety Performance Project, which produced the report.


The United States has the highest incarceration rate and the biggest prison population of any country in the world, according to figures from the U.S. Department of Justice.


Most of those in the U.S. corrections system -- one in 45 -- are already on probation or parole, with one in 100 in prison or jail, the Pew study found.


Those numbers are higher in certain areas of the country, and Georgia tops all states with one in 13 adults in the justice system. The other leading states are Idaho, where one in 18 are in corrections and Texas, where the rate is one in 22. In the nation's capital, Washington, D.C., nearly 5 percent of adults are in the city's penal system.


This was the first criminal justice study that took into account those on probation and parole as well as federal convicts, Pew said.


'STATES SPENDING TOO MUCH'


The numbers are also concentrated among groups, with a little more than 9 percent of black adults in prisons or jails or on probation or parole, as opposed to some 4 percent of Hispanics and 2 percent of whites.


Pew compiled the report as states consider cutting corrections spending during the recession. The research group said that by changing sentencing laws and probation programs states can lower incarceration rates and save money.


"Among the many programs that are competing for scarce taxpayer dollars, there is one area of the state budget that could use some trimming, and that area is corrections," said Susan Urahn, the center's managing director, in a call with reporters. "The bottom line is that states are spending too much."


Penitentiary systems have been the fastest-growing spending area for states after Medicaid, the healthcare program for those with low income. Over the last 20 years their spending on criminal justice has increased more than 300 percent, the study found.


During the last 25 years prison and jail populations have grown 274 percent to 2.3 million in 2008, according to the Pew research, while those under supervision grew 226 percent over the same span to 5.1 million.


It estimated states spent a record $51.7 billion on corrections in fiscal year 2008 and incarcerating one inmate cost them, on average, $29,000 a year. But the average annual cost of managing an offender through probation was $1,250 and through parole $2,750.


"The huge differences between states are mostly due not to crime trends, or social and economic forces," Gelb said. "The rates are different mostly because of choices that the states have made about how they respond to crime."


"New community supervision strategies and technologies need to be strengthened and expanded, not scaled back. Cutting them may appear to save a few dollars, but it doesn't," Gelb said.


Some states have begun experimenting with ankle bracelets, Global Positioning Systems, and even kiosks akin to cash machines in order to track those on probation for less, he said.


(Reporting by Lisa Lambert; Editing by Eric Walsh)

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another filched image of the beautiful green Comet Lulin (in case your night skies sucked)


01 March 2009

This is a Hint to identify our Caribbean island, right?

Click, I think it gets a little bigger.
Well look, maybe you're a marine biologist, and you'll see this and say, "Why, that's Lagarassimona elongela, which only grows in the waters around Xxxxxx!"

It could happen.