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Vleeptron is proud to inaugurate its Internet Dating Service. All you have to do to win a date -- and who knows, perhaps an enduring romance -- with this person who wears a delicious loaf of braided bread hot from the oven on top of her head is tell Vleeptron her (full) name. And anything else you may know about her. Rumor and local gossip gratefully accepted.
Clearly she is somatically perfect, and it was all Vleeptron could do to restrain ourselves from airbrushing/Photoshopping (actually we use MSPaint, it's free and crude and works) what seems to be a dermal imperfection below her neck. But we wanted you to know what you're dating, warts and all.
Feel free to beg for hints, which we may or may not provide. This is an exercise in Paying Attention.
Vleeptron once posted a hot foto of Berlusconi's jailbait gf, and PatfromCH -- who gets Berlusconi's TV network floating over an Alp -- had no clue who the sweetie was. He was clearly not paying sufficient attention.
Hint No. 1: She is Not Unknown. Thousands, maybe millions instantly recognize this babe with the braided bread on her head.
8 comments:
That would be Yulia Tymoshenko, the female powerhead behind the Orange Revolution along with being the first female prime minister of Ukraine. Her trademark braids kinda give it away.
Well, just because I can recieve Berlusconi Propaganda TV doesn’t mean I have to watch it. This may be arrogant, but I got better things to do than to watch mindless sugarcoated termite gobshite made up of Fake News, silly games hosted by girls with not exactly very much on, interrupted by ads for stuff you don’t really need. And that’s just german private TV, don’t even get me started on the stuff they have in Italy. Good ol’ Marsh McLuhan was right when he complained about TV some 50 years ago and for some strange reason I think the vision of Videodrome has become reality a long time ago.....so No TV for PatFromCH.
Ah yes, Julia Timoschenko. What is it with VleeptronZ and Nordic Babes ? I wonder....
I also wonder, while I am here, when you will tell us more about the Jom Kippur Library Incident. Gave me a lot to think these days for some reason....
Vleeptron wanted her FULL name. I need her patronymic. You DON'T have to give me her name in Cyrillic.
Nordic ... blonde ... no, that's not what got my attention. It's the braided bread on her head. Also she has spent a lot more time in jail than I have. Do you think they let her wear her hair like that in prison?
Okay, about the coincidence of the town library sale with Yom Kippur ... I have delayed the full explanation of that PizzaQ because you suggested I had made some holy sacred error involving ancient Judaic tradition.
Nothing so holy. I'm just embarrassed that I was Asleep at the Switch. Full explanation follows shortly.
There's been Family Sadness lately, it's slowed me and Vleeptron down.
Hiya Salam Abbas, just got your reply 1 minute ago. Your reply is as INCOMPLETE as Pat's (no Patronymic). But you both have been paying attention.
Which I think is what people should do about central figures at the center of the World War 3 cyclone.
Okay, you say Yulia and Pat says Julia -- a fistfight caused by the transliteration from her Cyrillic name to a Roman alphabet name. So if someone would be kind enough to provide me her FULL Cyrillic name ...
You mean matronymic, not patronymic. Julia, daughter of whoever Timischenko, right ? Get some coffe, mate ! ;)
One could do that via Wikipedia, but that would be cheating....
We are sorry to hear about Family Sadness and are with you.
Correction:: The nomenclature is indeed patronymic. Vleeptron is right, as usual. I had confused this concept with Iceland where daughters get the second name of the mother and sons the name of their father (which apparently can cause confusion for outsiders. How the hell do you find someone in the phone book that way ?). I think I am getting old – and maybe I am the one who should get some coffee right now....
Of course I'm right again. Ukrainian law seems to require everybody to use his or her patronymic, it's not optional.
What's the name of one of the planets near Vleeptron? Björkguðmundsdóttir -- which btw is also a patronymic, her daddy is Guðmund.
Oh hell, I was wrong two times in a row. What the hell is going on ? What the hell is happening to my General Knowledge ?
Anyroad, had a bit of time to kill, found this on the web for nomenclature in Iceland:
http://eng.innanrikisraduneyti.is/information/nr/125
while it has to be said that the PizzaQ has not yet been solved for We Have Not Been Paying Attention.
Now I for one am buggering off to the next entry to enjoy some Crumb. Now that bloke should have deserved more media exposure in Europe a bloody long time ago....
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