Click Cat in Hat, maybe gets bigger.
Only one thing can save the United States of America now.
On Tuesday, November 8
as is the tradition of Chicago, tens of thousands of dead people must rise from the grave and vote Democratic.
Vote Early! Vote Often!
EXTRA CREDIT: Suddenly you need a babysitter for your daughters and nieces. Only Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton are available. Which would you call? Explain your answer.