Omar Shamshoon
(copyright 200? by Matt Groening)
{batikha} hi
{OmarShamshoon} hi shalom salaam paix paz peace
{MK-f} :P
{MK-f} how are u?
{OmarShamshoon} depressed
{MK-f} bonsoir
{MK-f} why?
{OmarShamshoon} le guerre et le haine
{OmarShamshoon} i was a soldier/un soldat conscriptee in a terrible war long ago
{MK-f} really
{OmarShamshoon} yes really
{OmarShamshoon} i wish i was lying
{MK-f} where in the south of leb?
{OmarShamshoon} no no no no i am an American
{MK-f} ok
{OmarShamshoon} i only kill little yellow Asian Communists in the jungle
{OmarShamshoon} with my typewriter
{MK-f} ok
{OmarShamshoon} i type them to death
{MK-f} ohhh
{OmarShamshoon} we adopted my war from France after they screwed it up
{OmarShamshoon} now i can visit the Vietnam War Memorial in Washington DC and read the names of all my dead friends
{MK-f} do u live in usa now?
{MK-f} ohhhh
{OmarShamshoon} yes, near Boston, where are you?
{MK-f} its terrible
{MK-f} lebanon
{OmarShamshoon} k citte?
{MK-f} what is citte?
{OmarShamshoon} it is my crappy attempt at francais. pardon. what city, beirut, tyre?
{MK-f} cité
{OmarShamshoon} ah merci merci
{MK-f} non north lebanon
{MK-f} im safe a little bit :P
{MK-f} de rien
{OmarShamshoon} i wish you and all those you love safety and a vite-vite end to this silly war
{MK-f} hope and thank u
{MK-f} so kind
{MK-f} how old r u
{OmarShamshoon} it is the Etiquette Book of all old soldiers
{OmarShamshoon} well ... all hair, some teeth
{OmarShamshoon} 59
{MK-f} :D
{MK-f} nice looking
{OmarShamshoon} the most romantic words ever typed on IRC: "You are older than my daddy!"
{MK-f} yes i know
{OmarShamshoon} haha
{OmarShamshoon} btw je m'appele Bob
{MK-f} enchanté
{OmarShamshoon} aussi
{MK-f} et moi c Faten
{OmarShamshoon} bonsoir Faten
{MK-f} bonsoir Bob
{MK-f} bonsoir Bob
{MK-f} :P
{OmarShamshoon} i am sorry about my francais, i studied a Dead Language so I could talk to Dead Romans
{OmarShamshoon} and le Pape
{MK-f} dont mind my english and french languages are poor
{MK-f} :D:D:D
{OmarShamshoon} your English is excellent, certainly far better than my francais
{OmarShamshoon} donnez chocolates au ton Professeur d'Anglais
{MK-f} ok i will be proud about ur note :)
{MK-f} hahaha
{OmarShamshoon} last year i had a little Hope when the Syrian soldiers left Lebanon
{MK-f} tell me about it
{OmarShamshoon} that was not the only problem in the Middle East, but ppl in Lebanon said things got better when Syria went home
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} you know stuff from TV and cinema about Old American Vietnam Soldier Hippies?
{MK-f} i know a little
{MK-f} why
{OmarShamshoon} because i also pray that there will be safety for the Bekaa Valley hashish farmers
{MK-f} :D:D:D:D:D
{OmarShamshoon} all American soldiers in Vietnam War smoked pot pot pot
{OmarShamshoon} :-)
{MK-f} hahaha
{MK-f} u r funny u know many things about lebanon
{OmarShamshoon} I am not Israeli, but ppl of Lebanon are my neighbors
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} Beirut is the bijou of the Mediterranean
{OmarShamshoon} even now it has the wonderful night life
{MK-f} yes night life in beirut is amazing
{OmarShamshoon} this is how people should be -- happy, dancing, having fun, loving
{MK-f} why are u calling urself OmarShamshoon?
{OmarShamshoon} hahahaha someone told me this is what Arabic translation of Homer Simpson is
{MK-f} hahahaha
{OmarShamshoon} and I did something really stupid on #israel yesterday
* OmarShamshoon says: al-DOH!
{MK-f} what was it
{OmarShamshoon} i try to tell my stupid thing quick
{MK-f} what is
{MK-f} Al-DoH
{OmarShamshoon} someone with nick Alla_Akbur came on channel and only said: weeeeeeee
{OmarShamshoon} then he left
{OmarShamshoon} I typed: Alla_Akbur did not say much
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} and the channel Robot kicked and banned me for typing his nick
{OmarShamshoon} Al-DoH!
{MK-f} uffffffff
{OmarShamshoon} so now i am OmarShamshoon
{MK-f} mmmmm ok
{OmarShamshoon} my Arabic ain't too good: Alf Layla iwa Layla
{OmarShamshoon} (my favorite book)
{MK-f} its a worldwide book
{MK-f} did u get this nick from this book?
{OmarShamshoon} oh ... i see ... okay ... whenever Homer Simpson does something Really Stupid, he says: DOH!
{MK-f} :D
{MK-f} do u have arabic roots?:D
{OmarShamshoon} yes! Ibrahim was father of my religion and father of Arabs!
{OmarShamshoon} so we are cousins, i have roots!
{MK-f} loooooool
{MK-f} are u jew
{OmarShamshoon} also i speak a little Hebrew, enough to understand a very little Arabic
{OmarShamshoon} oui, suis Juif
{MK-f} tell me some arabics words u know
{OmarShamshoon} salaam, this is my favorite
{OmarShamshoon} w/salaam this is short for weilekum salaam
{MK-f} yes right
{OmarShamshoon} don't make me embarass myself with my terrible Arabic, i am trying to learn
{OmarShamshoon} but the two languages are nearly identical
{MK-f} why are u intrested in learning arabic ;)
{OmarShamshoon} well
{MK-f} yes they are both semitic languages
{OmarShamshoon} this year
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} everyone seems to believe that the smart thing to do is learn LESS about our neighbors
{OmarShamshoon} to make it easier to hate them
{OmarShamshoon} as you can see, i am crazy, i am trying to learn MORE
{MK-f} yes
{MK-f} good for u
{MK-f} :D
{OmarShamshoon} of course only in English, but i really have read every story in Alf Layla
{OmarShamshoon} and i am not the only one who believes it is the greatest work of literature ever written in the world
{MK-f} very nice
{OmarShamshoon} in Iraq, under the ground, hidden, are the lost chapters of the poem about Gilgamesh
{MK-f} what about shakespeare's works?
{MK-f} yesss gilgamesh
{MK-f} the land of uruk
{OmarShamshoon} many of shakespeare's most beautiful plays come from the Italian storybook Decameron and Gestae Romanorum, and guess where these stories were stolen from?
{OmarShamshoon} do you live near the Cedar Forests?
{MK-f} yesss near them..why?
{OmarShamshoon} because Gilgamesh and his friend Enkidu hunted and played in the Cedar Forests
{OmarShamshoon} 6000 years ago
{MK-f} wooow
{MK-f} we have the richest history in the world
{OmarShamshoon} next time you go to the Forest, you will know you are in a Magical Place of our civilization
{OmarShamshoon} yes -- the greatest sailors in the ancient world: Phoenicia!
{MK-f} mmmm
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} also Jews were lousy architects, so Solomon / Shlomo had to hire Phoenicians to build his palaces and temple
{MK-f} mmm
{OmarShamshoon} i read too many books, no wonder i get depressed
{OmarShamshoon} USA drops bombs on Iraq and pulverizes the Lost Parts of Gilgamesh, no one can ever read them
{MK-f} this land doesnt deserve what is happenning on it now
{MK-f} yes they destroy the sumerian civilization
{MK-f} many things were lost
{OmarShamshoon} no land deserves, Vietnam did not deserve, Sri Lanka does not deserve, Ireland does not deserve
{MK-f} yes right,,,but am talking in particular
{OmarShamshoon} well ... think a little about the more general ... because every bullet and every bomb and every victim -- at the moment of their death, they cease to be Juif ou Chretien ou Buddhiste ou Hindoo -- they are all suddenly just dust
{OmarShamshoon} all their politics and prejudices become equal
{MK-f} yessss...we are all equal under the ground
{OmarShamshoon} more fun above ground, in the nightlife of Beirut, that is where i want to be equal
{MK-f} lool
{MK-f} have u ever been in beirut?
{OmarShamshoon} no! it is only my Dream Wish!
{OmarShamshoon} i weep to see the TV fotos
{MK-f} :(
{OmarShamshoon} i will tell a story, as short as i can
{MK-f} inshallah you will visit beirut and everyhing will be fine
{MK-f} ok
{OmarShamshoon} first time backpack hippie american tourist went to Amsterdam ...
{OmarShamshoon} i got lost in Middle East Street
{OmarShamshoon} store windows in Arabic, store windows in Hebrew
{OmarShamshoon} i went into restaurant for some felafel, i thought it was Israeli restaurant
{OmarShamshoon} but the guy was Egyptian, Arab, Muslim
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} we talked
{OmarShamshoon} he pointed across the street to Hebrew window
{OmarShamshoon} he said
{OmarShamshoon}
"We don't all love each other.
But we all moved to Netherlands,
because here,
our kids don't have to murder each other
every 15 years."
But we all moved to Netherlands,
because here,
our kids don't have to murder each other
every 15 years."
{MK-f} looooooool
{MK-f} too bad
{OmarShamshoon} yes, it is funny, it is sad, it is beautiful, i never forgot what he told me
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} thank you for giving me hope about rebuilding Lebanon, i know this will happen
{OmarShamshoon} you can't keep Phoenicians from rebuilding
{MK-f} in general christians and muslims live in peace...but when it comes to jews and muslims..things become different..i am really sad about it
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} for 1000 years, from Spain to India, Muslims and Jews lived together in salaam / shalom and respect as neighbors, the mosque and synagog good neighbors across the street, the imam and rabbi smiled to each other in the street
{MK-f} yes
{OmarShamshoon} this hatred is very recent, we have England and France to thank for it
{OmarShamshoon} the Euro Colonials
{OmarShamshoon} now we must clean up the Big Mess England and France left behind
{MK-f} exactly
{OmarShamshoon} well ... old hippie dumb American must go now
{OmarShamshoon} merci for this lovely chat
{OmarShamshoon} i have a blog, you may enjoy it
{OmarShamshoon} http://vleeptronz.blogspot.com
{MK-f} ok
{MK-f} thank you so muc
{MK-f} nice talking to u
{MK-f} wish to see u soon
{OmarShamshoon} last year i posted first 2 Sura of Koran (in English) on blog
{OmarShamshoon} salaam and safety to all you love
{MK-f} thanks
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