Vleeptron Tells You The Most Secret Thing On Earth!!!!! Learn The Big Secret ONLY from Vleeptron!
He said if I told anybody else,
he'd track me down and kill me,
and everybody else I told.
If you know Osama bin Laden's current street address and apartment number, and the name of his favorite pizza delivery restaurant -- damn! That's quite a secret! Vleeptron's impressed!
But here's an Even Bigger Secret, and Vleeptron is Giving It Away For Free! The World's Most Well-Kept Secret! And Vleeptron! will tell YOU!!!
The Toll-Free Customer Service Phone Number, which, after much button-pushing, will put you in Direct Speaking Communication with a Real Human Being, for Symantec (Norton Anti-Virus, Norton Utilities, etc.) is:
(Maybe this is only good in the USA or North America.)
Have patience and faith, listen to about ten minutes of useless recordings, press the wisest buttons on your phone that you can in response to the arcane and labyrinthine automated menu, and eventually you will be speaking to A Very Helpful and Polite Customer Service Representative, probably in Mumbai, India (although she will say she's in Bombay, 'cause she know you're an American and assumes you never heard of Mumbai, or India either).
Oh, they don't list this phone number on the Symantec.com website. I had to Google
and some guy on some tekkie nerd List spat it right back.