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20 November 2006

Up from fœtid Comment Sewers beneath Ciudad Vleeptron: Hints about the PizzaQ Thing

I don't think clicking will help,
but click all you want.

Don't ever say Vleeptron is not generous with Hints.

Okay, I lied. It's smaller than a toaster oven.

Hmmmm okay the only other Hint I am willing to part with is that This Thing -- or rather its Essence, what it Represents -- is (in certain circles) Extremely Famous. Thousands of human beings -- obviously including This Guy -- devote their entire adult lives to worshipping This Thing.

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5 Comments:

abbas said ...

a non-linear sinusoidal wave form with an unknown function of x.
Sat Nov 18, 11:32:04 AM 2006

Bob Merkin said...

yeah yeah ... that sure sounds hi-tone and upscale and impressive, but you think you're getting free pizza for "... with an unknown function of x"?

You're in the right Ballpark. It's not a herd of alien dairy animals, or the corpse of a folksinger who accidentally fell under a truck.

Okay, here's a HINT.

I took the original image and whited out everything in it that wasn't The Important Thing.

But you're actually looking not at a computer-generated virtual image, but at a photographed Solid Object that you could touch and pick up and put on a scale or keep in a corner of the kitchen or use as a paperweight. My estimation is that The Solid Object is about the size of a toaster oven.

But go back to your Right Ballpark and try to figure out (metaphorically speaking) if it's Baseball or Canadian Football or Nerf Ball or Soccer or Golf or Ping Pong. No Pizza yet.
Sat Nov 18, 03:13:16 PM 2006

Bob Merkin said...

oh, and "sinusoidal" sounds *really* extra-credit high-class, but I feel confident in telling you it ain't sinusoidal.

But you do get credit for "non-linear." High-class, and correct.
Sat Nov 18, 03:15:39 PM 2006

a. h. said...

hmm no other takers?
Mon Nov 20, 12:51:36 PM 2006

pativerypuzzled said...

Eh ???? what the bloody hell is this ? i have been looking at this thing for about 30 minutes in total since you posted it here. I put on The Ramones first album and scanned the web for 3d objects in in human sciences. Since it looks like something organic I tried chemistry, biochemistry, biology. Zip, zich, null, nada. Also no results in math, physics, statistics an even quantum physics. Jungian Associacion did not work and the ramones were no help at all. I do now that i am a Pinhead, but at least i gave it a go. and I know that some university in south Africa has some beautiful pix in 3d. ....
is this the actual size of the object in quetion or is this just a part of the whole image or an enlargement ?
Mon Nov 20, 01:44:22 PM 2006

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Anonymous said...

???
Well, I'll give it another go (I got the yesalbum by Yes on if anyone cares. It was released round the time Bob left the Army) and this time it's a good one, I can feel it, I reckon I'm pretty close this time
This is Saddam Hussein presenting the Salad Cress he is growing in his cell.

Vleeptron Dude said...

No it is not. This man is not in prison or on trial or awaiting execution. He is Free -- or as Free as anyone ever gets -- and has chosen to worship what This Thing represents. He used a computer to make this 3D Idol of it.