PROOF why Windows is the BEST Operating System; Bob dines on lobster, paté & champagne 2nite
Scrooge McDuck dives into his money; his money bin in Duckburg (the depth gauge reads 90 feet = 27.432 meters); the Beagle Boys and their Mother, who are always trying to steal Scrooge McDuck's money.
From comic books by Carl Barks and Don Rosa, artists for Disney. Mother Beagle is a Rosa addition; Barks' Beagle Boys, who wore anagram prison numbers (176 671 etc.) during their brief intervals between incarcerations, did their burglary attempts without Mom's leadership.
In Danish translations of Barks' stories, Duckburg is Anderby -- Goosetown.
This one ain't much -- chicken feed, U$500,000.
This proves why it's better to run Windows and maintain good user relations with Microsoft.
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From: "DHL Courier Company"
Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 6:57 AM
Subject: Dear Beneficiary
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Congratulations from DHL Global Forwarding Office. We are to acquaint you that you have a parcel here in our custody written in your name & email address, which contain the sum of $500,000.00 USD (Five Hundred Thousand Dollar's) in a certified bank draft is in our office ready for delivery. It was deposited in our custody by Miss Marissa Tonsk (Head Consultant) of the Microsoft Award Team in United Kingdom.
We were told that your email was luckily drawn by a computer balloting system as one of the winner in the experimental lottery bonanza from the prestigous Microsoft Online Sweepstakes 2009. She is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as she works with a consultant firm in West Africa.
We are sending you this mail because your package has been registered on a Special Order with a parcel registration number (Reg No: 3464353), and the delivery fee has already be paid by the (Head Consultant) of Microsoft Award Team and you are advice to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of your package to you at your resident address. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your information's, it will take only two days (48 hours) for your
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