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15 March 2012

a day late, sorry, but HAPPY PI DAY 3.141592654+ eat a pie read about the whack Pi brothers get the fuck out of Afghanistan last week

Click quilt, maybe gets bigger.

I'm sorry I'm a day late to celebrate Pi Day, i twisted my back and was on pain pills.

If you didn't eat a pie yesterday, eat some pie today. Apple of course is the most popular, but cherry pie kicks ass. Cheesecake is okay as long as it's round.

Isn't the annual celebration of the ratio of circumference to diameter better than a sucky 10+ year war against Muslims in Asia? No weeping on Pi Day, only Happiness and Laughter. No Hatred, no loss, no grief, no pain, no Dreams of Vengeance.

Just the beauty and passion of the heights of human thought and curiosity.

Euclid alone has looked on Beauty bare ...

Leave a Comment if you want Vleeptron to dig up the old New Yorker article "The Mountains of Pi" about the whack Chudnovsky brothers who broke the world's decimal Pi extension record 2 times on a homebrew supercomputer (cooled by hardware store fans) in a New York City slum apartment, just down the street from the dead body. The KGB used to beat the crap out of the Chudnovsky brothers but they managed to get out of Ukraine and come to the USA.

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Vleeptron Dude said...

holy krap why does this rational festival post attract all the fucking nut job astrologers and numerologists and kabbalists on earth?
I picked the trifecta in a race at Tri-County Fair quarterhorse week, payoff was $350, we grabbed that cash and fled to the nearest broiled lobster restaurant. El Trutho.
Moral: Don't expect to pick more trifectas in subsequent races, losers. Take a fucking probability course.

Vleeptron Dude said...

CORRECTION:

holy krap why does this IRRATIONAL festival post attract all the fucking nut job astrologers and numerologists and kabbalists on earth?

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Richardson McAnthony said...


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We Facilitate Bank instruments SBLC for Lease and Purchase. Whether you are a new startup, medium or large establishment that needs a financial solution to fund/get your project off the ground or business looking for extra capital to expand your operation,our company renders credible and trusted bank guarantee provider who are willing to fund and give financing solutions that suits your specific business needs.

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7. Subsequent tranches: To be mutually agreed between both parties
8. Issuing Bank: Top RATED world banks like HSBC, Barclays, ING Dutch Bank, Llyods e.t.c
9. Delivery Term: Pre advise MT199 or MT799 first. Followed By SWIFT MT760
10. Payment Term: MT799 & Settlement via MT103
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Ronald Rajnesh Gounder said...


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silke said...

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FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
LEASING FEE = 4%+1%

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We deliver with time and precision as sethforth in the agreement. Our terms and Conditions are reasonable, below is our instrument description.

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Below is our instrument description.

DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENT:
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2. Total Face Value: Eur 5M MIN and Eur 10B MAX (Ten Billion USD).
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank London, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank
Frankfurt.
4. Age: One Year, One Month
5. Leasing Price: 5% of Face Value plus 2% commission fees to brokers.
6. Delivery: Bank to Bank swift.
7. Payment: MT-103 or MT760
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We are a Finance Industry Company professionals with over 15 Years Experience and a focus on providing Bank Guarantee and Standby Letter of Credit from some of the World Top 25 Prime Banks primarily from Barclays, Deutsche Bank, HSBC,Credit Suisse e.t.c.

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Euro’s or US Dollars
Great Attorney Trust Account Protection
Delivered via MT760, MT799 and MT103 Swift with Full Bank Responsibility
Brokers Always Protected

Purchase Instrument of BG/SBLC : 32%+2% Min Face Value cut = EUR/USD 1M-5B
Lease Instrument of BG/SBLC : 4%+2% Min Face Value cut = EUR/USD 1M-5B

Interested Agents/Brokers, Investors and Individual proposing international project funding should contact us for directives.We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request.


We Facilitate Bank instruments SBLC for Lease and Purchase. Whether you are a new startup, medium or large establishment that needs a financial solution to fund/get your project off the ground or business looking for extra capital to expand your operation,our company renders credible and trusted bank guarantee provider who are willing to fund and give financing solutions that suits your specific business needs.

We help you secure and issue sblc and bank guarantee for your trade, projects and investment from top AA rated world Banks like HSBC, Barclays, Dutch Ing Bank, Llyods e.t.c because that’s the best and safest strategy for our clients.e.t.c

DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS

1. Instrument: Funds backed Bank Guarantee(BG) ICC-600
2. Currency : USD/EURO
3. Age of Issue: Fresh Cut
4. Term: One year and One day
5. Contract Amount: United State Dollars/Euros (Buyers Face Value)
6. Price : Buy:32%+1, Lease: 4%+2
7. Subsequent tranches: To be mutually agreed between both parties
8. Issuing Bank: Top RATED world banks like HSBC, Barclays, ING Dutch Bank, Llyods e.t.c
9. Delivery Term: Pre advise MT199 or MT799 first. Followed By SWIFT MT760
10. Payment Term: MT799 & Settlement via MT103
11. Hard Copy: By Bank Bonded Courier


Interested Agents,Brokers, Investors and Individual proposing international project funding should contact us for directives.We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request.



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fred stones said...

Dear Sir,



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2. Total Face Value: Client to inform us

3. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank/Barclays Bank UK.

4. Age: 1 years Plus 1 Day

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6. Delivery: Bank to Bank Swift MT799 and/or MT760

7. Payment: MT103

8. Hard Copy: By Bank Bonded Courier within 7 banking days after delivery of Swift.



TRANSACTION PROCEDURE:



1. Seller and Buyer execute, sign and initial this Deed of Agreement, which thereby automatically becomes a full commercial recourse contract to be lodged by both parties bank for initiation of Swift Transmission.


2. Within three (3) banking days after both parties sign the Agreement, Seller will issue a Notarised signed and sealed Corporate Refund Recourse Undertaking duly endorsed by the Sellers legal Department to the Buyer guarantying to refund to the Buyer's all cost incurred by Buyer as the transmission/administrative charges for the transmission of Pre-Advice via Swift MT799 and BG/SBLC via Swift MT760 or both after due execution of the contract and in case of failure on the Seller’s side the Notarised signed and sealed Corporate Refund Recourse Undertaking guarantees that the Seller refunds completely the transmission/administrative fees in addition to a the penalty for failure of performance being 1% of the total face value of BG/SBLC.


3. Within three (3) working days after the Buyer receives contract documents including the invoice and refund undertaking from the Seller, the Buyer will make payment by direct wire transfer into the Seller’s provided bank coordinates for the receiving of the bank transmission/administrative charges the bank transmission/administrative fees for the Pre-Advice via Swift MT799 or BG/SBLC via Swift MT760 or both as the case maybe in the amount of Euro/USD X,XXX.XX.


4. Within two (2) banking days after confirmation of receipt of payment of the bank transmission/administrative fees charges for the BG/SBLC via Swift MT760 or Pre-Advice via Swift MT799 or both in Seller’s bank account, the Seller will deliver the Pre-Advice or BG/SBLC via Bank to Bank confirmation of Swift MT799 or MT760 to the Buyer’s banker including the hard copy of the BG/SBLC via bank bonded courier in Seven (7) banking days.


5. Buyer sends out purchasing fees by Swift MT103 to the Seller deducting the initially paid bank transmission/administrative fees and the brokers their commission fees 32+2 % of total Face Value by wire transfer within thirty (30) days upon delivery, confirmation and verification of BG/SBLC by MT760 in the Lessee’s nominated account and BG/SBLC hard copy in the Buyer’s nominated bank.


6. Should the Buyer not deduct the bank transmission/administrative charges from Purchasing fee paid, the Seller shall refund bank charges to Buyer by direct wire transfer within three (3) banking days upon payment of the purchasing fees.


Should the Buyer default to pay the purchasing fees to the Seller and the brokers commission fees as agreed after 30 banking days of confirmation of BG/SBLC MT760 in Buyer's bank account, Seller will instruct the issuing bank to put a claim on the BG/SBLC thereby forcing the Buyer's bankers to return the BG/SBLC MT760 to the issuing Bank.


Looking forward to accepting our terms and procedure then we can establish a long term business relationship.



Best Regards,



Fred Stones (MDFM)

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Leasing SBLC : 4% +2%

Purchasing SBLC : 32% +2%


DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:

1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG/SBLC)

2. Total Face Value : Please inform us

3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Barclays London or Deutsche Bank Frankfurt or any Top 25 WEB

4. Age: One Year, One Day

5. Leasing / Selling SBLC / BG

6. Delivery: SWIFT MT799/MT760.

7. Payment: MT-103.

8. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.



All relevant business information will be provided upon request and we are ready to forward to you the DOA/CONTRACT of work once you inform us if you will be Leasing or Purchasing.


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FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
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FOR PURCHASE OF FRESH CUT BG/SBLC
PRICE = 32%+1%
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M

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we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable.
DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A)
2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 .
4. Age: One Year, One Day
5. Leasing Price: 4+ 1%
6. Sale Price: 32+2%
7. Delivery by SWIFT .
8. Payment: MT103-23
9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.
If you have need for Corporate loans, International project funding, etc. or if you have a client that requires funding for his project or business, We are also affiliated with lenders who specialize on funding against financial instruments, such as BG, SBLC, POF or MTN, we fund 100% of the face value of the financial instrument.
Inquiries from agents/ brokers/ intermediaries are also welcomed; do get back to us if you are interested in any of our services and for quality service.
Name : Ciaran Sheridan
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Skype id : We are Ireland based major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe.
we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable.
DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A)
2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 .
4. Age: One Year, One Day
5. Leasing Price: 4+ 1%
6. Sale Price: 32+2%
7. Delivery by SWIFT .
8. Payment: MT103-23
9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.
If you have need for Corporate loans, International project funding, etc. or if you have a client that requires funding for his project or business, We are also affiliated with lenders who specialize on funding against financial instruments, such as BG, SBLC, POF or MTN, we fund 100% of the face value of the financial instrument.
Inquiries from agents/ brokers/ intermediaries are also welcomed; do get back to us if you are interested in any of our services and for quality service.
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Cathal Mc Hugh said...

We are Ireland based major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe.
we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable.
DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A)
2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 .
4. Age: One Year, One Day
5. Leasing Price: 4+ 1%
6. Sale Price: 32+2%
7. Delivery by SWIFT .
8. Payment: MT103-23
9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.
If you have need for Corporate loans, International project funding, etc. or if you have a client that requires funding for his project or business, We are also affiliated with lenders who specialize on funding against financial instruments, such as BG, SBLC, POF or MTN, we fund 100% of the face value of the financial instrument.
Inquiries from agents/ brokers/ intermediaries are also welcomed; do get back to us if you are interested in any of our services and for quality service.
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Skype id : Cathalmchugh0700@gmail.com

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of taking up time bound transactions.

FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
LEASING FEE = 4%+1%

FOR PURCHASE OF FRESH CUT BG/SBLC
PRICE = 32%+1%
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M

Our BG/SBLC Financing can help you get your project funded, loan financing by providing you with yearly
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