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15 March 2012

a day late, sorry, but HAPPY PI DAY 3.141592654+ eat a pie read about the whack Pi brothers get the fuck out of Afghanistan last week

Click quilt, maybe gets bigger.

I'm sorry I'm a day late to celebrate Pi Day, i twisted my back and was on pain pills.

If you didn't eat a pie yesterday, eat some pie today. Apple of course is the most popular, but cherry pie kicks ass. Cheesecake is okay as long as it's round.

Isn't the annual celebration of the ratio of circumference to diameter better than a sucky 10+ year war against Muslims in Asia? No weeping on Pi Day, only Happiness and Laughter. No Hatred, no loss, no grief, no pain, no Dreams of Vengeance.

Just the beauty and passion of the heights of human thought and curiosity.

Euclid alone has looked on Beauty bare ...

Leave a Comment if you want Vleeptron to dig up the old New Yorker article "The Mountains of Pi" about the whack Chudnovsky brothers who broke the world's decimal Pi extension record 2 times on a homebrew supercomputer (cooled by hardware store fans) in a New York City slum apartment, just down the street from the dead body. The KGB used to beat the crap out of the Chudnovsky brothers but they managed to get out of Ukraine and come to the USA.

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Vleeptron Dude said...

holy krap why does this rational festival post attract all the fucking nut job astrologers and numerologists and kabbalists on earth?
I picked the trifecta in a race at Tri-County Fair quarterhorse week, payoff was $350, we grabbed that cash and fled to the nearest broiled lobster restaurant. El Trutho.
Moral: Don't expect to pick more trifectas in subsequent races, losers. Take a fucking probability course.

Vleeptron Dude said...

CORRECTION:

holy krap why does this IRRATIONAL festival post attract all the fucking nut job astrologers and numerologists and kabbalists on earth?

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