from now on, I'm flying out of Bradley (Hartford CT/Springfield MA)

... but it's reassuring that if a naked man drops out of the ceiling and tries to kill me, he gets punished extra because I'm older than 60.

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NBC News
(USA commercial television network)
Saturday 22 November 2014

Man Arrested in Bizarre Naked Rampage 

at Boston Airport

by Tom Winter (NBC News)

Authorities in Boston arrested a man who allegedly stripped naked inside a ladies restroom at Logan International Airport, climbed into a drop ceiling, crashed through and then attacked an 84-year-old man, state police said. A motive for the bizarre rampage, which played out at 11:58 a.m. Saturday [today] at Logan’s Terminal C Saturday, is unclear.

Cameron Shenk, 26, was arrested on several charges, including attempted murder, mayhem, assault and battery on a person over 60, assault on a police officer, and committing a lewd and lascivious act. The 84-year-old victim was hurt but his injuries are not life threatening, police said. A Massachusetts state police trooper was injured during a struggle during Shenk’s arrest. Shenk was taken to Massachusetts General Hospital and will then be booked. 

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