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28 January 2008

vaccinations & autism ... new TV drama resurrects the controversy that will not die

From a Michigan state government historical site (slightly rewritten):

Dr. Pearl Kendrick (1890-1980) (left), and Dr. Grace Eldering (1900-1988), developed the first successful whooping cough (pertussis) vaccine in 1938. Photo Copyright (c) 1993 by the Michigan Women's Studies Association.

Kendrick and Eldering, of the Michigan Department of Health, began working on a whooping cough vaccine in the early 1930s. Results from inocculated children proved successful. Michigan began producing and distributing the new vaccine in 1940.

During the previous decade, whooping cough caused an annual average of 6,000 US deaths, most children younger than five. Kendrick's and Eldering's vaccine virtually eliminated all fatalities. Later, the two created the DPT shot, a combined inoculation for diptheria, whooping cough (pertussis) and tentanus.

Uh-oh, mercury in the infant vaccinations rears its head again. First a researcher surveyed YouTube videos about childhood vaccinations and found that the majority advised against childhood vaccines. Now ABC (the American Broadcasting Company, a commercial TV network owned by Disney) is set to broadcast a fictional lawyer show in which a lawsuit successfully makes the link between mercury preservatives in the vaccines and autism.

True, false, misrepresented, skewed, distorted, blown out of proportion, spurious -- this is the urban legend which will not die.

And it always seems to be an uphill defensive battle between physicians and pediatricians, who are nearly unanimous in advocating for the standard childhood vaccinations, and the growing community that believes mercury is responsible for an increase in childhood autism.

At the end of the day it seems to boil down to a fundamental question of confidence and trust. Whom do you trust for advice about the health and protection of your child?

Not necessarily your physician. Certainly not big pharma. Your city or state public health department? Your public school administration? A commercial TV show in which an actor portrays an idealistic personal injury lawyer who fights for the little guy/gal against big pharma? YouTube? Internet websites by anti-vaccination advocacy groups?

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Reuters (UK-based newswire)
Monday 28 January


ABC defends show
against outcry
by pediatricians


by Steve Gorman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -- The ABC network said on Monday it will go ahead with plans to air an episode of its new legal drama "Eli Stone" despite objections from pediatricians who say the show may discourage parents from having their children immunized.

The debut episode features the show's title character and hero, a trial lawyer for big corporations who decides to fight for the little guy, convincing a jury that a mercury-based preservative in a vaccine caused a child's autism.

On the show, a jury awards the boy's mother $5.2 million in damages after it is revealed the CEO of the vaccine maker kept his own daughter from getting the company's vaccine because of autism concerns.

The "Eli Stone" plot ventures into a highly charged debate between the U.S. medical establishment and some parents and advocates for autistic children over the safety of vaccines for youngsters.

Critics of childhood immunization have argued that thimerosal, a mercury-based preservative formerly used in vaccines, is a primary cause of autism in young children.

Major health authorities, including the U.S. Centers for Disease Control (CDC), cite numerous studies that rule out any scientific link between autism and vaccines.

The American Academy of Pediatrics, reacting to a synopsis of the "Eli Stone" episode in a recent New York Times article, issued a statement criticizing the show as "leaving audiences with the destructive idea that vaccines do cause autism."

The academy also made public a letter to ABC, a unit of the Walt Disney Co., calling on the network to cancel the show's premiere episode, which is scheduled to air Thursday.

"Many people trust the health information presented on fictional television shows, which influence their decisions about heath care," academy president Dr. Renee Jenkins wrote in a letter to Disney-ABC Television Group President Anne Sweeney.

ABC said it plans to broadcast the episode without changes, but would run a disclaimer at the opening of the show stating the story is fictional. A message at the end will refer viewers to a CDC Web site for information about autism.

The show's two creators, Greg Berlanti and Marc Guggenheim, disputed the notion that their show would frighten parents away from vaccines.

"We actually share the concern of the American Academy of Pediatrics. We believe that children should be vaccinated," Berlanti told Reuters. But he also said, "We hope that people do watch the episode and draw their own conclusions."

Jenkins, in her letter to ABC, said the pediatricians group is "alarmed that this program could lead to a tragic decline in the immunization rate."

"In the United Kingdom, erroneous reports linking the measles vaccine to autism prompted a decline in vaccination and the worst outbreak of measles in two decades, including the deaths of several children," Jenkins wrote.

(Editing by Dan Whitcomb and Todd Eastham)

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Those bastards! They've drained our ink cartridges! / The Sorcerer's Apprentice / Lo-Tek Rulez

Uh sure, click.

The Church of Scientology has unleashed its Dark Army of Lawyers on its foes who filched and posted a secret promotional video starring Tom Cruise on YouTube. Good Luck! Trying to use lawyers to purge the Internet of this loopy Tom Cruise Scientology video is like going down to the Water & Sewer Department and demanding they give you back the urine you flushed down the toilet last Tuesday night at 7:30.

Meanwhile the Lawyer Attack has inspired a Hacker Counterattack, by a group of Scientology-haters and YouTube-lovers who go by the ominious name of Anonymous. The other day they launched massive Denial-of-Service attacks on every Scientology computer and server and website they could find, and in their own YouTube statement, have flat-out pledged to use their Hacker Arts to destroy Scientology.

Tech news websites about this Hack Attack have not been kind or terribly impressed with the Hackers' level of sophistication. The Hack Attack was indeed temporarily effective. An e-mail alert told a gazillion people to click on the Scientology sites at a specific synchronized moment, and demand response from every input on the sites, and the Scientology servers were indeed brought to their knees. But the primitive methods the Hackers used probably did no permanent or long-lasting damage.

I did like one tactic, though. The Hackers found every Scientology Fax phone number, and sent thousands of Faxes to these numbers simultaneously. The "document" they sent was an entirely black sheet, which drained Scientology's Fax machines of ink in the space of a few hours.

Is that Evil, or what? Lo-Tek rulez!

Joel McHale says a few words about Heath Ledger on The Soup / So shines a good deed in a naughty world


PORTIA

That light we see is burning in my hall.

How far that little candle throws his beams!
So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

(-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice")

Heath Ledger died last week in New York City.
He was a good actor, a very talented actor, probably as good on the stage as in his movies. His performances usually gave you something to think about and were very memorable. He certainly had a lot of courage, or else didn't give a flying fuck about what people thought about him, as long as he got a chance to be in a good or even an important movie.

The Soup is a Guilty Pleasure on the E! cable channel, a show all about the worst crap on television during the previous week, which is pretty much the worst crap on Earth, and that includes the situation in Darfur. Joel McHale is the host of The Soup (which several years ago was called "Talk Soup").

This is probably the best writing on television right now. Well, it's certainly the freest writing, the most liberated use of this ugly, dense, thuggish, whorish medium, which would take you on a 2-hour voyage up the human anus if they thought they could sell M&Ms that way.

The Stars of The Soup are all the people and some animals and occasionally Alien Beings who have been the biggest assholes on television and YouTube and on public sidewalks and highways during the past week. Joel broadcasts their Finest Moments -- one Reality Show star had a monologue while taking a crap on the toilet (but they didn't show him wiping himself).

And then Joel says a few words about the sounds and images you have just seen.

At the end of the last episode, Joel took about 30 seconds to take note of the death of Heath Ledger, and to point out that in the several years The Soup has been narrowcasting, Heath Ledger had never done anything outre or publicly strange enough to merit a moment of The Soup's airtime. He had never done anything the writers thought people would get a kinky laugh out of.

And then he saluted the passing of a fine actor and nice, quiet guy.

I swear I have never had an account with E! Online before tonight. But I signed up to post my 2 cents. I had to take a number and wait for a long time, like on Saturday morning at a good delicatessen waiting for a whitefish. A lot of people were there before me.

[ o ]

iheartjoel
Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:10 PM

In my daily perusing of the boards, I saw many comments applauding how Joel responded to the Heath Ledger media frenzy. These comments were sort of placed sporadically throughout the boards, so I thought I'd start a new thread to centralize the comments. Please feel free to add your opinion.

Before the show aired, I wondered how they would address this situation. I mean, it is celebrity news, but not the kind they usually report (i.e. Brit's latest meltdown). I knew they couldn't make fun of it, but I thought they might make fun of the media coverage surrounding it. But if they did THAT, it would look like they were making a mockery of the sad situation. I'm glad they did what they did. Joel showed a lot of class and also raised some very valid points.

Heath Ledger was famous, but not infamous. He was well-known without being notorious. That's probably what makes his death such a shock. Nobody expected it. Honestly, if you heard tonight that Britney was found dead in her house, would you really be surprised? I know I wouldn't. That's sad, but true. While I was never a massive Heath Ledger fan, I can sympathize with what his family is now going through and feel sorry for his little girl who will surely miss her Daddy.

missmcwilliams
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 12:49 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

Ditto - Joel has shown real class. Thanks Joel.

laylya45
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:19 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I agree 100%. I was so glad to see the way Joel handled this. It was first class and completely respectful. Now if only the rest of the media could follow suit.

filmchick
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 2:03 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I am a Heath Ledger fan, and was deeply saddened not only by his tragic death, but also by the media frenzy surrounding it. I was wondering how Joel would handle it, or IF he would say anything bout it at all, and I must agree with the other posts. Joel handled the situation with class, something not all news organizations did. Thank you Joel!!


nitneyolivia
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 4:17 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I LOVE Heath Ledger and I LOVE The Soup... so to see Joel make such a classy statement was truly impressive!!

Way to go, Joel McHale!!

trkaelin
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 6:28 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I thought the same thing after watching last night's episode..... Joel handled it with the dignity it deserved. He was absolutely right in saying the "weasel's" should leave Heath Ledger alone. I love Joel now more than ever. He always makes me laugh every Friday night, and now I know he's also got class.

In a side note, I see Joel was also in the Lords of Dogtown which starred Heath Ledger. Not sure what his part was, but I wonder if they worked together?

Baxter
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 8:19 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I only signed up for Eonline last night, simply so that I could express my admiration on how Joel handled this situation. He was brief but not terse, and gave a feeling of sincere sorrow over the loss of a talented young man. I knew I loved Joel and The Soup, but the class he showed just floored me.

kellagood

Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 8:39 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

Count me as another person who registered here just for the purpose of saying THANK YOU to Joel and The Soup for showing such class.

dallasrick

Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 9:20 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I just saw the end of " The Soup" tonight, and all I can say is Joel, you rock. The first thing I saw about this young man dieing, was they found " an open bottle of pills on his nightstand" then later it was reported it was an over the counter cold medicine. Our mainstream media is so set on going after anyone with any amount of fame at all, and by all accounts, Heath Ledger was a young man who worked hard at what he did, lived a good life, had love for his daughter and girlfriend, and unfortunatly died way before he should have, and you handled it better than any of the news reporters that I have seen anywhere else. I dont watch reality shows, and to to tell the truth, I dont watch much "E TV" EXCEPT for Talk Soup. Your show is way funny, and you say what so many of the sane Americans wish they could say in a public forum, and you also make me laugh my *** off in the process. Job well done to all concerned. It is about time someone handled Heath Ledgers death with a modicom of dignety, and Joel, you did just that. You have my thanks.

kjbrott

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Posted: Jan 26, 2008 9:25 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

Count me in as another who just signed up to say, "One the classiest things I've ever seen."

meggiehan
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:06 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

Super classy. Loved it. Went to bed thankful for having watched the show. Well done Soup, you put a little light into a dark, horrible situation.

RxRick
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:09 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

I TiVO The Soup every week, and never miss a show. Joel's comment on the media weasels exploitation of Heath's tragic death was right on target. I'm a bigger fan than ever!

emthesoupfan
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 10:19 PM in response to: RxRick in response to: RxRick

Yep, I'm one more person who registered for the sole purpose of saying "thanks" to Joel and everyone else at the show. I'm a regular watcher of THE SOUP (actually one TV show I make sure to never miss!), and I teared up watching Joel's statement. SO FRIGGIN CLASSY!!! I didn't think they'd do anything to mock the sad situation, but the way it was handled blew me away. Thanks, Joel! You have moved up to the #1 spot in my favorite shows (hey, you were in the top 3 before:p). I knew you could make me cry with laughter, but seeing you make such a poignant statement over a serious and tragic situation moved me.

bax
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:43 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I can't believe I registered on this just to post this, but-- Joel rules. I was watching the Soup and caught his comments about Heath Ledger. It's f***ing awesome to watch Joel on TV making fun of the garbage and telling the garbage to f*** off. I thought he was gonna make a joke with what happened, but came out with some awesome realism. I wish the media would back off too. Thx

redheadedcelebho
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 26, 2008 11:57 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel

Dear Joel,

Thank you very much for your classy comment!!!!!!!!! Your amazing! And even if you didn't get a nomination for "rainbow bright"..you should get a nomination for being a great human being and for your wonderful comments about Heath. Since his death it hasn't stopped raining in southern california for days. God Bless Heath and his family during this exceptionally difficult time.

Lauren in L.A.

redheadedcelebho

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 12:01 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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ANDDDDDDDDDDD YES I AM ANOTHER WHO JUST SIGNED UP TO SAY THANK YOU!

tracy055

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 12:23 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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joel,
thank you.
i`m so tired of hearing only the worst about people who don`t deserve it.
heath leger certainly did not deserve it and i appreciate your standing up for him. your statement brought tears to my eyes. the rush to (false)judgement on this man`s untimely death is heartbreaking, and i sincerely thank you for defending his memory.
i have always gotten the biggest kick out of your (and your writing team`s) sense of humor and irony. i`m glad to say that also i respect you as a fellow human being who possesses a sense of decency (which you HAVE exhibited in the past)and which means so much, now more than ever.
thank you again.
sincerely,
tracy l. from minneapolis,mn


p.s.
i adore you as Rainbow Brite (sorry)

BeeLeave

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 12:51 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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Count me as number...??? 5? to sign up just to say how much I respect Joel for he's statement about Heath. He was my favorite actor and I was so upset to hear the news, but what made me more upset was finding out that his family found out through the media?... sad :( BUT what Joel said the other night I think spoke for a lot of us... For those of you who have lost someone you know... you don't want people in your face and in your business trying to find out WHAT REALLY HAPPENED... NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!! Leave it alone!!!

Thank you Joel... seriously... I mean it when I say that was probably one of the smartest things said so far in '08. I applaud you!

JoanneG

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 1:01 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I'm yet another person who has registered here purely to express my thanks to Joel and everyone at The Soup for handling this in such a dignified manner.

Being in Australia, this episode only just aired here now, and as Heath was Australian and one of our best talents, there has obviously been a lot of media spotlight focused on him this week.

As a big fan of the show, I was curious to see how you were going to address the matter, or if at all. It was so refreshing to see what you said about everything that's happened, and everything you said is so true. I came straight onto the internet to see if I could find the clip and watch it over and over again - I am so much in awe of such a tasteful and classy tribute to a wonderful person - I had tears in my eyes when I saw what you said.. You truly showed the upmost respect for a grieving family and a great talent lost, and I wish that a lot of the other media outlets all over the world could take a page out of your book and let Heath Rest in Peace and leave his family to grieve peacefully.

Thank you so much once again.

CB Rocks

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 1:50 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I applaud Joel's sense of decency and likewise hope other persons of the media will follow suit.

lilcrazy

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 7:18 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I applaud Joel for his comment about Heath Ledger. I wish more people/shows would quit digging for something bad...especially after their death. Way to go Joel and The Soup!

NikeGirl

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 7:40 AM in response to: lilcrazy in response to: lilcrazy
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I also signed up just so I could express my appriciation for that statement. I thought that it was the classiest thing that has been said all week regarding Heath's death.

McHaleMeHappy

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 8:50 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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How does it feel to be the best part of a network? Thank you, Joel - you've earned every word of our adoration. You are equally brilliant, even, when the laughter is over.

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basoco7

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 10:11 AM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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Joel Freakin' McHale! Everybody needs to take notes because that is how you do it right! In a word...respect.

allygirl

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Kudos to Joel and everyone at The Soup. For years now I've been a fan of the show and try to watch it every week. Joel's statement regarding Ledger's death was the first time that I felt anyone in the media had been truly respectful and sensitive to the matter. Even the so-called "tributes" to Ledger on some of the "entertainment news" programs out there were purely self serving...just looking for ratings. How moving to have someone say leave the poor guy alone and show some respect. Not only was this a show of respect for his memory and his fans, but for his family and friends- the people in this world who loved him and are suffering right now. Not only because of their loss, but because they now have to suffer through all of the horrible speculation. Thank you Joel and everyone at The Soup who was responsible for that speech. Your attitude regarding this matter has turned me from a fan of the show to a fan of yours -for life. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you.

kyteach

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 11:30 AM in response to: basoco7 in response to: basoco7
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First Perez won't post funeral/coffin pics, then Anderson Cooper stops covering Heath's death until there's ACTUAL news...maybe Heath's death will cause a turn, we can only hope.

Way to go Soup and Joel for being another positive turn in the change.

Suaveydavey

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 1:46 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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It is refreshing to see a program like The Soup, normally skewering the madness which is Hollywood, take the high road. Now, back to hippo sweat.

sharpmama

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 4:07 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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The press needs to start treating this as the tragedy it is. Heath did not seem to be a media seeker... he would hate seeing what his death has brought onto his family.

auntielynds

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 5:14 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I, too, just subscribed to the site to leave a comment. I am a long-time viewer of The Soup and have always loved the show and Joel's quirky comments. I am in awe of the class and respect that Joel showed at the end of the show this week. I wish the rest of Hollywood would follow suit and listen. Thank you Joel. I am sure Heath's family, friends and all who knew him would (and do) appreciate your sincere and kind words. You already had my respect as a talented comedian, but now you have it for your class and dignity. Thank you. May all thoughts and prayers go out to those who were touched by Heath's life.

Pages

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 6:35 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I will be adding my comments to everyone else's. JOEL you are a great man. Heath was a wonderful actor, with a good heart. His daughter will dearly miss the joys of spending time with and learning from her father. Joel, your statement was heartbreaking and right on the money. I surely do hope that the media will leave his family alone and leave the memories we have of him intact. Thanks for the being a true gentleman to another true gentleman.

Baxter

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Just an update...I work at a grocery store, and last night seveal people were in buying th latest issue of People Magazine with Heath Ledger on the cover. I specifically asked several of them if he was the reason they were purchasing, and they acknowledged it. I also mentioned what Joel had done on The Soup, and 2 of them said that was why they were buying the magazine...they said it looked like an article that celebrated the art of the man, and not his death.

Thanks to Joel, for bringing a little humanity to a grocery checkout.

debdaltex

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I have watched a lot of tv this week, hoping to find answers to help ease the sadness of Heath Ledger's death. Joel's comment was unexpected and it was the best, most respectful, and dignified way to handle the loss.

Joel is awesome, they should be showing this clip on all the major networks as an example of how to say goodbye to a celebrity.

Hats off to you!

kvillan

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Yet one more person joining e-online for the express purpose of saying a big well deserved THANKYOU to Joel for what he said about Heath Ledger. If only everyone had the desire to let a talented young man, who was never seen in tabloids or newspapers for any negative reasons rest peacefully instead of trying to find some sort of scandalous dirt on him or some kind of rumor to spread. If there was an award for being a decent human being, it would go to you Joel McHale. I am and will remain a fan of you and your show for a long time to come.

Jdh49

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Posted: Jan 27, 2008 9:12 PM in response to: iheartjoel in response to: iheartjoel
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I would just like to say that I was in true awe when Joel made a statement about Heath Ledger at the end of The Soup this week. It was one of the most tasteful things I've seen or have ever heard in the media since well, I can't even remember it's been that long. Joel, I want to thank you for being sincere and stating the truth. The silence of your words really struck me in this whole matter. I've always been a fan of The Soup and have always looked forward to watching it for some comic relief/funny spoofs. I also registered online to say thank you!!! Keep it up : )...Anderson Cooper, Star Jones, Dlisted and Joel Mchale, more to follow hopefully.

Vleeptron Dude
Re: Joel's statement about Heath Ledger
Posted: Jan 27, 2008 9:13 PM in response to: kvillan in response to: kvillan

very very classy moment
in a medium not much noted for classy moments
you did a real mensch thing
i guess i shouldn't be surprised that so many of The Soup's viewers thought it was a very classy moment, too. I've always wondered just why I was so addicted to The Soup. Maybe because it's gentle-spirited and has a spiritual dimension. Just not a prêt-à-porter spiritual dimension. But I'm beginning to think that watching the Soup every week is a vitamin for a healthier soul.

27 January 2008

the other song / what Queen's guitarist does when he's not singing about the substantial feminine derriere

Brian May, the guitarist of Queen, on the roof of Buckingham Palace, playing the opening fanfare -- a rock version of "God Save the Queen" -- for the public concert 'Party at the Palace' to celebrate the Golden Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II on 3 June 2002. May has stated the song is an homage to Jimi Hendrix's version of "The Star-Spangled Banner."
(Photo © Press Association)

Vleeptron likes Queen and has encountered its guitarist before. He was pursuing a doctorate in astrophysics when Freddy Mercury diverted him into his odd new band, but it all worked out in the end. Last year Brian May completed his doctorate in astrophysics, including field work at an optical observatory in the Canary Islands, studying the Zodiacal Clouds. Please address him as Dr. May from now on.

Oh, and now he's the Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University. There exists at least one senior academic administrator who is not boring.

There is a very old tradition of intimacy between popular musical success and great achievement in astronomy in Europe.

Sir Frederick William Herschel, FRS KH (15 November 173825 August 1822) was a German-born British astronomer and composer who became famous for discovering Uranus. He also discovered infrared radiation and made many other discoveries in astronomy ...

He was born Friedrich Wilhelm Herschel in Hanover, Germany, as one of ten children (of whom four died very young), of Isaac Herschel (1707-1768) a member of the Hanover Military Band. Although Isaac was of Jewish birth [1], his wife was a Christian and the children were raised as Christians. His wife especially was instrumental in his own conversion to Christianity. In 1755 the Hanoverian Guards regiment, in whose band William and his brother Jacob were engaged, was ordered to England. At the time, the crowns of England and Hannover were united under George II. He learned English quickly and, at age nineteen, he changed his name to Frederick William Herschel.

He became a successful music teacher and bandleader, played the violin, the oboe and, later, the organ. He composed numerous musical works, including 24 symphonies and many concertos, as well as some church music. His music is largely forgotten today. After a career leading orchestras in Newcastle, Leeds and Halifax (he was organist at the Parish Church of St John the Baptist, Halifax, West Yorkshire), he became organist of the Octagon Chapel, Bath, in which town he was also Director of Public Concerts. His sister Caroline came to England and lived with him there in New King Street. His brothers Dietrich, Alexander and Jacob (1734-1792) also appeared as musicians of Bath.

If this were a fair world, a man should be entitled to two or three anorexic skinny non-eating supermodel women, which would be equal to one human woman who had some mass and volume and curves, and is fond of good food.

Anyway, we have recently covered Sir Mix-A-Lot's paean to the large feminine derriere, and here is the other song about healthy male interest in and appreciation of a substantial female dupa. If I've missed any other tunes in this oeuvre, please Leave A Comment. There could very possibly be a couple of Wagner arias on this subject, but I just never knew what the guy was singing his heart out about.

In any case, the US Federal Communications Commission has just ruled that American citizens (or illegal aliens) may not see adult female buttocks on broadcasted television ever again. Because it's wicked. And sinful. And contrary to Jesus' teachings. I think that's what the FCC ruling said. I'm not a communications lawyer.

My future living in America is looking bleaker every year.

First they try to pry my beloved Geiger Counter from my cold, dead hands, and now the government forbids me from seeing female adult consensual buttocks.

Fortunately every year I get to see the Miss Colombia beauty pageant via the cable, which is beyond the jurisdiction of the FCC. It's really amazing how little Spanish I need to know to understand everything about the Miss Colombia Pageant.

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Fat Bottomed Girls

by Brian May
performed by Queen


are you gonna take me home tonight?
oooh, down beside that red firelight;
are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know),you gonna take me home tonight (please)
oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round *(yeah)*
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

If you find some error in Fat Bottomed Girls Lyrics,
would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You.
Thanks to danielraiden@web.de for submitting the lyrics.

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"Fat Bottomed Girls" cover
Single by Queen
from the album Jazz
A-side "Bicycle Race"
Released 13 October 1978
Format 7"
Genre Hard rock
Length

* 4:16 (Album Version)
* 3:22 (Single Edit)

Label: EMI, Elektra
Writer: Brian May
Producer: Queen and Roy Thomas Baker

"Fat Bottomed Girls" is a hit single by the English rock band Queen. It was released in 1978 on the album Jazz. The song was written by Queen guitarist Brian May and was one of the few Queen songs played in an alternative guitar tuning commonly called "drop D tuning". The lyrics express the axiom "Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder", although the song has a humorous and overtly sexual tone for such a serious subject.

Vocal arrangements are quite different between the studio version and the live version. In live performances, the lead vocals during the chorus were sung by Freddie Mercury and harmonized with an upper voice (Roger Taylor) and a lower voice (Brian May). In the studio version, there is no higher harmony. The lead vocals are sung by Freddie Mercury, while May performs the lower harmony. In the chorus, May has lead vocals.

The studio version contains Brian May's most infamous recording mistake, when he hit a G/F dissonance during the break (before the third verse). This is the result of playing a regular G voicing with the dropped 6th string (D) of the alternate tuning.

The single version (which can be found on Greatest Hits) omits the extended guitar interludes between the verses.

"Fat Bottomed Girls" was released as a Double A-side with the song "Bicycle Race." This cut includes the line "Get on your bikes and ride". Bicycle Race also contains the line "Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today, so look out for those beauties, oh yeah", completing a double cross-reference between the two songs.

The original cover to the album was different, however, the record company made them change the cover.

Live recordings

* Queen on Fire - Live at the Bowl
* Return of the Champions
* Super Live in Japan

Cover versions

* The band Antigone Rising covered the song on the 2005 tribute album Killer Queen: A Tribute to Queen.

* Hayseed Dixie covered it in bluegrass style on their 2002 album A Hillbilly Tribute to Mountain Love, where it's back to back with Spinal Tap's parody Big Bottom.

* The Feeling are performing this song on their current 2007 UK tour.

* Kevin Fowler covered the song on his 2002 album High On The Hog.

* On the Ozzfest 2006 tour Atreyu used the intro to open their set. As well as using it during their European tour in November 2007.

* Eric Church uses this song now as his intro to "I Pledge Allegiance To The Hag" in his live performances.

* Kid Rock has done a country style version of the song on some of his previous live tours

Featured appearances

* The Spinal Tap song Big Bottom is likely a parody of this song. MIKA's song "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)" is also thematically similar.

* The song was used as the opening theme for Morgan Spurlock's 2004 documentary "Super Size Me."

* The song was also played during a surgery on episode 40 of Nip/Tuck (2005) and was also featured during an episode of "My Name is Earl" (2007)

* This song was mentioned in the song 'Mix Tape' from the Broadway musical Avenue Q.

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Wikipedia:
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Brian May studied astrophysics at Imperial College London, graduating with a B.Sc. (Hons) degree, and then proceeded to study for a Ph.D.. He studied at the Imperial College London departments of Physics and Mathematics, and was part way through a Ph.D programme, studying reflected light from interstellar dust and the velocity of dust in the plane of the Solar System, when Queen became successful. He abandoned his physics doctorate - temporarily, as it later turned out - but did co-author two scientific research papers: MgI Emission in the Night-Sky Spectrum (1972) and An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles (Part I) (1973), which were based on May's observations in Tenerife. More than 30 years after he started his research, in October 2007 he completed his Ph.D. thesis, entitled A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud, passed his viva voce, performed corrections and is awaiting the formal conferment of the degree.

Most recently, he was the co-author of “Bang! – The Complete History of the Universe” with Patrick Moore and Chris Lintott, which was published in October, 2006.

On July 19th 2007, Brian May was appointed as Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University.

Well I done seen about everything / when I seen an elephant fly / oh I am not afraid of germs / but Technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me!

It was Robert Burns' Birthday the other day and so I was drunk out of my mind on Talisker single malt Scotch from the Isle of Skye, when I looked up into the sky and saw these things flying by. I've sobered up now and in retrospect, it is possible I was hallucinating. Or maybe I accidentally powered up my Heathkit TM-211 Vacuum Tube Time Machine and stumbled briefly into the future.

That's a pretty distinctive-looking and pretty new bridge and a pretty distinctive configuration of land and water. Anyone know where it is? I'm guessing it might be the Great Lakes somewhere straddling the USA-Canada border.

As for the Floating Things -- well, if you're curious, Leave A Comment. If you SEE one of them floating by, please notify Vleeptron immediately, and indicate what you were drinking or ingesting or smoking.

Suharto kicks the bucket / nil nisi bonum de mortuis / Friendly Dictators trading cards

from the Friendly Dictators trading card series by

* DENNIS BERNSTEIN is the Executive Producer of "Undercurrents," heard daily on WBAI in New York, and nationally on the Pacifica Radio Network. His articles have appeared in The New York Times, The Village Voice, New York Newsday, Spin Magazine, In These Times, Extra!, and others.

* LAURA SYDELL has a law degree and is a phi betta kappa graduate of William Smith College. She has reported for National Public Radio's "All Things Considered," "Crossroads," and for the Pacifica Radio Network.

* BILL SIENKIEWICZ's work in Brought to Light has garnered rave reviews from Publisher's Weekly, The American Library Association Booklist, and The Village Voice. His award-winning artwork can be seen in such comics as Moon Knight, Elektra Assassin, Stray Toasters, and Real War Stories.

See all the Friendly Dictators cards!

24 GENERAL SUHARTO

President of Indonesia

Indonesia is a totalitarian state and its uncontested ruler for over 20 years, General Suharto, is one of the most brutal dictators in history. After a CIA organized coup brought him to power in 1965, Suharto, who had already collaborated with Dutch colonialists and Japanese occupiers, decided to purge every last "Communist subversive from Indonesian soil". General Nasution, a former close associate of Suharto, called for the extermination of three million Indonesian communist party members.

CIA point man Colonel Sarwo Eddie personally supervised the murderous purge. Paratroopers would arrive in a region with a list of "subversives" and provide it to local vigilante groups. Using machetes and other crude weapons, the vigilantes would hack the alleged subversives to death. Entire populations of towns and villages were herded to central locations and massacred. Children would be asked to identify "communists" who would then be executed on the spot. In addition to the half million people who were killed outright after the coup, another 750,000 were arrested and tortured. Ultimately, one million people died in one of the most savage mass slaughters of modem political history.

Ironically, the New York Times reported in December 1965, two months after the purge began, that "from an American viewpoint" Suharto's new government in Indonesia "represents a positive achievement." Apparently so, for the U.S. continues to this day to train and arm the Indonesian military with the latest high-tech equipment.

the scarps of Mercury -- MESSENGER continues to send back spectacular images no human has ever seen

Click for larger.

The width of this image is about 200 kilometers.
Mission Elapsed Time (MET) of image: 108826206

No living thing was harmed or diminished to bring us this spectacular view of the surface of Mercury, the planet nearest our Sun. Human beings have never seen Mercury in such precise detail before.

MESSENGER has just flown past Mercury for the second time. In 2011 it will return and orbit Mercury for more imaging and sensing.

Image and text:
NASA
Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory (Laurel Maryland USA)
Carnegie Institution of Washington (DC)


As the MESSENGER team continues to study the high-resolution images taken during the Mercury flyby encounter on Monday 14 January 2008, scarps (cliffs) that extend for long distances are discovered. This frame, taken by the Narrow Angle Camera (NAC) of the Mercury Dual Imaging System (MDIS), shows a region of Mercury's surface previously unseen by spacecraft and a large scarp crossing vertically through the scene, on the far right of the image. This scarp is the northern continuation of the one seen in the NAC image released on 16 January. The width of this image is about 200 kilometers (about 125 miles), showing that these scarps can be hundreds of kilometers long on Mercury.

The presence of many long and high scarps, as discovered from pictures from the Mariner 10 mission in 1974 and 1975, suggests a history for Mercury that is unlike that of any of the other planets in the solar system. These giant scarps are believed to have formed when Mercury’s interior cooled and the entire planet shrank slightly as a result. However, Mariner 10 was able to view less than half the planet, so the global extent of these scarps has been unknown.

MESSENGER images, like this one, are providing the first high-resolution looks at many areas on Mercury's surface, and science team members are busy mapping these newly discovered scarps to see whether they are common everywhere on the planet.

Here it is! The nude shower scene -- bare female buttocks! -- from NYPD Blue!

Click, perv.

What's sort of interesting here is that in its appeal, ABC (the American Broadcasting Company, a commercial TV network owned by Disney) argued that the female buttocks are not sexual organs (when used properly). And I guess also that they're not excretory organs. The testimony and exhibits to support their position must have been fascinating -- like antiporn. Dozens of photographs of unappealing, unstimulating female buttocks. The FCC (Federal Communications Commission, which regulates over-air broadcasting -- but giggle not cable narrowcasting or satellite TV) countered by playing a video of the most recent Miss Colombia beauty pageant.

I agree with the Disney lawyers. I believe the female buttocks evolved to be Nature's Pillows for comfortably sitting on a bus.

Death to Puritans. Kill all the twisted, sick little fuckers. Publicly draw and quarter them.

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The New York Daily News (NYC USA tabloid)
Sunday 27 January 2008


$PANKINGS OVER
'NYPD BLUE' BUTT

by Bill Sanderson


[image ... but they're both wearing all their clothes]
'BUM' RAP: Charlotte Ross and Dennis Franz revealed their rears on "NYPD Blue" five years ago, and only now has the FCC imposed $1.4 million in fines to stations that aired the scene.


January 27, 2008 -- Five years after ABC showed the rear end of actress Charlotte Ross on "NYPD Blue," government TV censors finally got their own butts in gear by imposing $1.4 million in fines on the stations that aired the controversial episode of the popular show.

Fifty-one TV stations - mostly in small markets in the South, Midwest and West - face possible penalties of $27,500 apiece under the order issued Friday by the Federal Communications Commission.

The FCC didn't fine stations on the East and West coasts, where NYPD Blue aired at 10 p.m. All the stations fined, mostly in the Central and Mountain time zones, aired the show earlier in the evening.

The network will appeal. "ABC feels strongly that the FCC's finding is inconsistent with prior precedent from the commission, the indecency statute, and the First Amendment," a network spokeswoman said.

The ruling describes Ross' semi-nude scene in lascivious detail.

Her character, Detective Connie McDowell, "removes her robe, thereby revealing the side of one of her breasts and a full view of her back," the ruling said.

"The camera shot includes a full view of her buttocks and her upper legs as she leans across the sink to hang up her robe."

The FCC found the scene indecent "because it depicts sexual organs and excretory organs - specifically an adult woman's buttocks." And repeatedly showing Ross' butt was "titillating and shocking."

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Reuters (UK-based newswire founded 1851)
Friday 25 January 2008


FCC fines ABC over 'NYPD Blue';
network to appeal


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -- The Federal Communications Commission on Friday said it plans to fine the Walt Disney Co's ABC network $1.4 million for airing an episode of "NYPD Blue" in 2003 that showed a woman's nude buttocks.

The company said it opposes the fine and plans to appeal.

In a notice filed on Friday, the agency said 52 television ABC stations in the Central and Mountain time zones had aired the scene at 9 p.m. in violation of federal restrictions against broadcasting "obscene material" between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.

The agency said it received "numerous complaints" about the scene, in which a young boy walks in on a nude woman about to take a shower.

Stations in the Eastern and Pacific time zones were exempt because they broadcast the February 25, 2003, episode at 10 p.m. local time.

ABC said in a statement that it had broadcast the episode and others from the cop drama, which ran from 1993 to 2005, with appropriate parental warnings and with V-chip enabled program ratings when they were available.

The network added that the show had been on the air for nearly a decade when the episode in question aired "and the realistic nature of its storylines was well known to the viewing public."

(Reporting by Gina Keating; Editing by Gary Hill)

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"Baby Got Back"
by Sir Mix-a-Lot

[Intro / 2 Caucasian women talking]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette [Chevrolet Corvette]

I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah!}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by [Jane] Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo [Cosmopolitan fashion magazine] says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back

26 January 2008

Wake Up & Smell the PizzaQ! Lights on in your heads! What's this Mysterious Object?

Yes, I certainly recommend clicking on the image.

This is V.2 and I like it so much and feel it has broken through the High-Class Faux Postage Stamp Barrier (the Evans Minimum Barrier) that I Copyrighted it. Here, I'll Copyright it again:

Copyright (c) 2008 by Robert Merkin,
All Rights Reserved.


Now please listen carefully. This Mysterious Object is a PizzaQ: What Is It?

This is Important. Really. This is not one of my screwy Math Things which are of utterly no importance or imaginable significance to Real Human Beings. The Mysterious Object is not a Pronate bi-Diverculated Semilorp, which is central to the famous Proof of the Lateral Beans Conjecture, first posed by Skapo Gank in 1593.

Everybody, and I mean Everybody, ought to recocognize one of these things whenever they see one. Little children should know what this is so they do not run up to it and hug it or try to urinate on it. Adults ditto.

This is a Thing in the Physical Reality and Spacetime in which you yourselves dwell. Shit, for all you or I know, there might be some of these Things 11 kilometers down the road from you. And you ought to know it when you see it.


To win the Pizza -- I'm upping it to 1/2 Large Pizza, and it's pineapple and anchovies -- you got to

1. Identify the Mysterious Object accurately enough to be entirely Beyond Any Ambiguity.

Actually I may be a prick and demand the Model Number, 'cause I know the Model Number, and you should, too.


2. Give a brief but accurate description of the A thing and the B thing.

Right, right, you're demanding Hints.

The denomination of the stamp is not some number I pulled out of my ass arbitrarily, but has an important association with The Mysterious Object.

Oh, and I guess I could add: Planet Vleeptron has none of these Objects.

SPECIAL PIZZA BONUS: And also, for 4 slices with olives and garlic ...

What is the technical (English) word for all the crap on this sheet of 4 stamps which is OUTSIDE the perforations -- that is, what's the word for all the crap which is not part of the stamps themselves?

(Uwe should know this. But so should all Civilized Sentients.)

I'm serious. I really don't want this PizzaQ to rot and fester and start to give off a smelly odor on this blog for months or years unanswered. Somebody out there should take a stab at this one.

NOT knowing this is like your significant other telling you that a rhinoceros has been sitting in the living room for the last ten years. It is Dangerously Unobservant & Inattentive not to know what this Mysterious Object is.

Oh, maybe you think: Hey, buddy, I live in Turkmenistan, I don't have to know your dumb American shit. You fucking Americans always think your crap is so important. Whatever the fuck it is, it's not important to me.

Just keep thinking like that, Tovarich. Marry that Attitude. Embrace your Bliss.