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06 February 2007

IRC relapse / Bob joins Team 53337 !!! / Bob makes a Team T-Shirt!!!

* Now talking in #narcotics
* Topic is '/timer 0 3000 #narcotics /hop - welcome back spor! - [Help me fold: http://folding.stanford.edu/ username: PhrostByte Team: 53337] op list after authorization'
* Set by Phrost on Sat Feb 03 02:29:04

{Droog4} meanwhile is Phrost asleep or dead or something? i'd like to ask him something
{Synnergy} He's dead
{Synnergy} I shot him in the face
{Droog4} oh dear
{Droog4} is there a memorial charity i can donate something to?
{Droog4} what civic causes was he involved in?
{Synnergy} You can donate to me
{Droog4} if you were a civic cause close toPhrost's heart, i will send you $300 via PayPal immediately
{Synnergy} I am I am
{Synnergy} I'm his e-gf
{Synnergy} I think I should get sumfin for that
{Droog4} you didn't in any way cause his death, did you? like suffocating him between your strong young thighs?
{Droog4} i wouldn't want you to profit from his death
{Synnergy} oh well ummm
{Synnergy} [15:34] {Synnergy} He's dead
{Synnergy} [15:34] {Synnergy} I shot him in the face
{Synnergy} :(
{Synnergy} He told me to tho
{Droog4} ah okay, straight firearm deal
{Synnergy} So about that 300
{Droog4} you youth! you are such cut-ups!
{Synnergy} Youth???
{Droog4} you old people! you are such cut-ups!
{Synnergy} You don't even know my age
{Synnergy} haha
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* Fender has joined #narcotics
{Phrost} i'm here
{Synnergy} So about that 300
{Phrost} who dares disturb thee
{Synnergy} Phrost
{Synnergy} Go away
{Droog4} hey hey phrost
{Synnergy} ur suppose to be dead
{Phrost} wusup niggaz
{Phrost} me dead?
* Phrost cannot die
{Synnergy} Phrost
{EricaLynn} oh bu ti think you cann Phrost
{Phrost} no
{Phrost} erroneous statement

====================
a private chat
====================

{Droog4} hi hi do you do Folding@Home ?
{Phrost} yes sir
{Droog4} oh cool, on that team?
{Droog4} i fold solo so far
{Phrost} you wanna join me?
{Droog4} well ummm i am thinking this would be a Good Idea
{Phrost} sure!
{Phrost} definitely
{Droog4} are you deeply fascinated with biochemistry, or are you a psycho overclocker freak?
{Phrost} a little bit of both but a little bit of neither
{Droog4} do you run some awesome computer?
{Phrost} i'm folding out cuz there's no reason not to
{Phrost} my computer is decent
{Phrost} i'm trying to win a contest for my forums
{Droog4} well i am in the enviable position of being about to buy a new PC
{Phrost} mine is pretty new
{Phrost} c2d e6600
{Droog4} all the other things my computer does takes no real fancy hardware
{Droog4} but what sorta thing should i look for if i want to Fold Fast
{Phrost} i suggest a core 2 duo
{Droog4} oh the intel chip
{Phrost} yes
{Droog4} okay,in the past i have tried to be a Man of the Common Folk, and used AMD
{Droog4} also save $80
{Phrost} AMD is no longer top chip
{Droog4} okay i specify the core 2 duo
{Phrost} yea
{Phrost} where did you find out about the chan/me anyway?
{Droog4} psychic powers, i was born with them
{Droog4} i did a channel list with the word Fold
{Droog4} see Topic
{Phrost} wow
{Phrost} that's cool
{Droog4} here, i whore my blog now: http://vleeptronz.blogspot.com/
{Droog4} well i remembered there's a folding channel on Undernet
{Phrost} wtf
{Droog4} 4 guys, 3 or 4 of them always sleeping
{Droog4} another folding team
{Phrost} well i'd appreciate the support
{Droog4} i never folded competively, do you win free trips to palo alto?
{Phrost} nope
{Phrost} lol
{Droog4} team folding builds character, that's what my high school coach told us
{Phrost} lol;
{Phrost} yep
{Droog4} he's doing 4 years in Lompoc for some sort of perv thing
{Phrost} LOL
{Droog4} okay when santa claus brings me my nifty new core 2 duo computer, how do i join your team?
{Phrost} just download the client and configure it
{Phrost} you can even do it now if you want
{Droog4} no, itmakes no sense to join now and then have to re-join in a couple of weeks
{Droog4} or somesuch paradigm
{Droog4} you should always take an over the counter stool softener when you shoot heroin, the chief side effect of heroin is constipation
{Phrost} yea i know
{Phrost} you can join now
{Phrost} every little bit helps
{Droog4} hmmmm okay
{Droog4} sounds like fun
{Droog4} talk me thru it, i do this once every 5 years
{Phrost} you use windows?
{Droog4} oh soprry, yes, windowsME now
{Droog4} i guess next month Vista
{Phrost} ew winme
{Phrost} i haven't seen that in aw hile
{Droog4} tell me about it, MS no longer supports it
{Phrost} use xp
{Droog4} better than the new vista?
{Droog4} got to go now, i will be back after dinner
{Droog4} keep typing useful folding stuff here
{Phrost} lol
{Phrost} you want the link?
{Phrost} i can get you set up

* * *

{Droog4} okay my Mistress has finished feeding me and has released me for other things

{Phrost} hah
{Droog4} i'm on the folding@home home page
{Phrost} go to downlooad
{Phrost} and choose your version
{Droog4} remember, i already have the software on my box, running solo
{Droog4} okay first prompt is Username, who am I?
{Phrost} PhrostByte
{Phrost} ohhh
{Phrost} ok
{Droog4} i got a new page with 2 PhrostByte hits
{Phrost} 53337 is the team number
{Phrost} i used to fold for google
{Phrost} i will again in about a month
{Phrost} but for now i fold for CAG
{Droog4} now i have a page with PhrostByte's stats
{Phrost} that's me
{Droog4} there's a block with your google stats and a block with your CAG stats
{Phrost} yep
{Droog4} and now what do i do?
{Phrost} http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=userpage&username=PhrostByte
{Phrost} you have the software already?
{Phrost} the graphical windows client?
{Droog4} i am running folding as we speak
{Phrost} windows gui client?
{Droog4} got the little red protein icon
{Phrost} ok
{Phrost} right click
{Phrost} go to configure
{Phrost} and enter PhrostByte 53337
{Phrost} hit OK
{Phrost} and it should start folding for me
{Phrost} i'm only doing this for another month or so... so keep in touch... cuz eventually i'll stop
{Phrost} i'll let you know when
{Phrost} brb
{Droog4} I entered PhrostByte and 53337 and hit OK and the configure page vanished
{Droog4} that's it?
{Droog4} my RL name is (yawn) Bob
{Droog4} so like now i am folding, but for this team?
{Droog4} it's that simple?
* Droog4 has no experience with computer things that simple
{Phrost} hahaha
{Phrost} you're funny
{Phrost} yep now you're folding for me
{Phrost} if you double cick on the protein icon
{Phrost} it should show you the screen
{Droog4} check this out, my first post about Folding:
{Phrost} will read
{Phrost} brb
{Droog4} hot damn! i'm folding for PhrostByte Team 53337 !
{Droog4} i'm making a Team T-shirt tomorrow!
{Phrost} hahaha
{Phrost} awesome
{Droog4} it's been decades since i was on a team
{Droog4} i was Emperor Ming the Merciless of the Planet Mongo Rocket Forces, an amateur rocket launching club
{Phrost} that's cool
{Phrost} where are you from
{Droog4} drive west 2.5 hours from Boston
{Droog4} look for a blue house
{Droog4} park
{Phrost} figures
{Droog4} where do you go to college?
{Phrost} MA person
{Phrost} umbc
{Phrost} university of maryland in baltimore county
{Droog4} aha aha aha
{Droog4} well anyway
{Droog4} if you were a girl
{Droog4} and rich
{Droog4} or very smart
{Droog4} you might go to the small liberal arts all-wimminz college in my town
{Droog4} Smith College
{Droog4} Northampton Massachusetts
{Phrost} brb
{Droog4} also brb, but shit, it's 10 degrees F out there
{Droog4} what class r u taking?
* Droog4 is nosey as shit
* Droog4 was highly paid to be nosey as shit
{Phrost} what classes?
{Phrost} i have experimental design & analysis 2, sociology 101, physiology, intervewing techniques, research assistance, and soccer
{Phrost} no
{Droog4} design and analysis of what?
{Phrost} experiments
{Phrost} lol
{Droog4} dinosaurs roamed the earth when i went to college
{Phrost} hah
{Droog4} you mean like double blind thingies?
{Droog4} and something about Bayes
{Phrost} yea double blinds
{Phrost} social science experiments... conclusions based on statistics and stuff
{Phrost} matching probabilities to alpha levels
{Phrost} z-test, t-test, anova, chi-square
{Phrost} etc
{Droog4} Bayes's theorem (also known as Bayes's rule or Bayes's law) is a result in probability theory
{Droog4} i can't believe i remembered something about that
{Phrost} hah
{Droog4} 94 percent of all heroin addicts started with milk
{Droog4} 88 percent of all traffic fatalities had consumed pickles during the prior 48 hours
{Droog4} you know who Laurie Anderson is?
{Droog4} anyway she said she knows this guy who always carries a bomb with him when he flies
{Droog4} because he read that the odds against there being 2 bombs on the same plane are 4,000,000,000,000 to 1
{Droog4} i have had girlfriends who were more dependable than causal relationships
{Droog4} christ almighty i've actually used chi-square
{Phrost} oh ya?
{Phrost} for what?
{Droog4} okay i think i was programming iterated dice throws
{Droog4} and used chi square to see if i was really getting random dice throws
{Phrost} hmm
{Phrost} sounds kinda pointless
{Droog4} much that i do is pointless
{Droog4} but i'm into Number Theory
{Phrost} hah
{Phrost} right on
{Droog4} computer program randomizers are notoriously un-random
{Phrost} 'are they?
{Droog4} if you have a serious application, you need to be sure that your (synthetic) random numbers are acting randomly
{Phrost} very true
{Droog4} check out "Art of Computer Programming" by Knuth, his discussion of computer random numbers will be about as good and clear as it gets
{Phrost} i got too much to read as it is
{Droog4} no, this is an important book, shoplift it soon and keep it forever
{Droog4} 3 volumes
{Droog4} did you have to read Weber's Protestant Ethic & Rise of Capitalism (for sociology)?
{Droog4} it made my brane bleed
{Phrost} no
{Phrost} i just took socy 101 this semester
{Phrost} brb
{Droog4} you are one lucky sociology student
{Droog4} Max Weber will bore you until you no longer wish to live
{Phrost} hah
{Droog4} Max is called The Father Of Sociology
{Droog4} prepare to meet your daddy
{Phrost} max weber
{Phrost} i think i heard of him
{Droog4} try to sound more confidant and knowledgable if your sociology professor is listening
{Phrost} i've been in the class 3 times already :P
{Phrost} i'm also majoring in it
{Phrost} so i'm gonna take 3-4 socy classes next semester
{Droog4} oh yes, soon you and Max Weber will be dancing the tango bigtime
{Phrost} great
{Phrost} psyc/socy double
{Droog4} have you ever entertained the idea of taking a Hard Science course?
{Phrost} i'm taking physiology now
{Phrost} i've taken biology and astrophysics before
{Droog4} hmmmmmmm oh yeah physiology
{Droog4} astrophysics!!!
{Droog4} unglaublich!
{Droog4} okay i find you Worthy
{Phrost} hah
{Phrost} i got an A
{Phrost} but i got a C in biol :(
{Phrost} i only got 3 C's so far
{Phrost} biol, math 106 and math 150
{Droog4} i got an A in symbolic logic, but then had to spend 3 months in an insane asylum
{Droog4} as Talking Barbie used to say (before Mattel had to recall her): "Math is hard!"
{Phrost} i got a B in critical thinking then spent 39 days in jail
{Droog4} you got me beat by 38 days
{Droog4} i had to set an alarm clock and drive 25 miles to make sure i'd get arrested
{Phrost} heh
{Droog4} what part of Balmer do you live in?
{Droog4} near what?
{Droog4} also i hope you like chesapeake bay crabs
{Phrost} i like crabs
{Phrost} but i like crab salad
{Phrost} don't bother eating them themselves
{Phrost} i live in nw baltimore county
{Phrost} 5 minutes from the city border
{Droog4} whatever, Balmer is Mecca for crabs
{Droog4} i grew up in DC
{Phrost} cool
{Droog4} every summer all the teens from DC and Baltimore meet in Ocean City to exchange genetic material
{Phrost} hahaha
{Phrost} good way of looking at it
{Droog4} was there some other plan i was missing?
{Droog4} seemed pretty clear to me
{Phrost} just worded appropriately
{Phrost} which is rare
{Droog4} words R me
{Droog4} U of Md has some sort of Honor College on the Eastern Shore now?
{Droog4} just heard such a rumor
{Phrost} umes?
{Phrost} i go to an honors college
{Droog4} if u say so
{Phrost} but i'm not in the honors program
{Phrost} i guess i could b e
{Phrost} i got a 4.0 last semester
{Droog4} hahahaha
{Phrost} brb
{Droog4} honor sufficient
{Phrost} i'd say so
{Phrost} what do you do
{Phrost} for a living
{Droog4} i was a newspaperguy
{Droog4} now i write books
{Phrost} i see
{Droog4} pretty sure they're in Enoch Pratt
{Phrost} about what
{Droog4} "Zombie Jamboree" and "The South Florida Book of the Dead"
{Droog4} ZJ is about soldiers in the Vietnam War
{Droog4} SFBD is about naughty drug smugglers and murderers
{Phrost} do you do drugs?
{Droog4} that depends on what you mean by "do" and that depends on what you mean by "drugs"
{Droog4} but oh yeah i have been to NL 8 times
{Phrost} like do you ingest illegal substances
{Phrost} hahah cool
{Phrost} me only once
{Droog4} and i think i lost my middle name there
{Droog4} came home and couldn't find it anywhere
{Droog4} i had to do a week of research at Enoch Pratt
{Droog4} very cool place
{Droog4} also i like your light rail system
{Droog4} and your baseball stadium
{Phrost} what is that
{Phrost} i thought most public libraries are named after enoch pratt
{Droog4} well you might be right, i mean The Big-Ass Main Library with greek columns and shit
{Droog4} i don't know Balmer too well
{Phrost} oh
{Phrost} it's been a while since i went to the local library
{Phrost} sometimes i go to the umbc library though
{Droog4} they had microfilm of a couple of newspapers that went back to the 1700s and i was doing an article about colonial maryland
{Droog4} okay i have to vanish now, thanks for the help with the Team
{Droog4} and the chip advice
{Phrost} np
{Phrost} stop by some time dude
{Phrost} the chan i mean
{Droog4} oh have you noticed? there are 3 dots doing Folding in Iran on the world map
{Droog4} a handful of people in Tehran and the rest in the university city
{Phrost} that's insane
{Phrost} so few people do it
{Droog4} i think it's soooooooo cool
{Phrost} lol
{Droog4} like we're about to declare war on them, and these guys just want to fold the proteins
{Droog4} just like me
{Phrost} hah
{Phrost} we should declare war BECAUSE they don't fold
{Droog4} absolutely!
{Droog4} anyone who doesn't fold is EVIL!
{Phrost} agreed
{Droog4} anyway read my blog post about Folding, let me know if it sux
{Phrost} axis of non folding evil
{Phrost} i read it
{Droog4} hahahahaha
{Phrost} it's good
{Phrost} funny too
{Droog4} ah thank you
{Droog4} yes i love them old jokes
{Phrost} yep
{Droog4} eat some crabs for me you lucky sucker!
{Droog4} laterz
{Phrost} ehhh
{Phrost} cya

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

generating random numbers is extremely, extremely, extremely hard. though here is a fairly simple process explained using lava lamps.

http://www.lavarnd.org/what/process.html

a while back, they used to have webcams monitoring lavalamps in order to generate the numbers. now they have a better, more efficient process of sampling the noise off a CCD chip in a webcam.

oh and of course, wikipedia has a complete list of distributing computing projects that are going on today. i usually share my cpu cycles with grid.org.

Vleeptron Dude said...

Do you like my T-Shirt design?

the Folding@Home team I REALLY wanted to join: The Dutch Power Cows!

http://www.dutchpowercows.org/

(it sort of helps if you speak Dutch, but they're only talking computer geekspeak about overclocking and such, so you'll have surprising little difficulty figuring out what they jabbering about.)

I'm absolutely fascinated that Folding has attracted these two different kinds of weirdos: Those who want to solve the mystery of molecular biology, and those who want to soup up their home computers and beat the living crap out of other overclocker hack freak teams. Most of them wouldn't know Guanine or Uracyl if you gave them an enema of it.

From the early 1950s, one "lava lamp" scheme for generating random numbers was to use spontaneous nuclear decay -- Geiger counter clicks and their unpredictable placements in time. It's still theoretically the "gold standard" of natural random phenomena. Half-Life math tells us how much of any radioactive mass will decay in any specified duration, but only The Shadow Knows which individual atom will decay next, and when.

Like I said, check out Knuth's discussion of the inherent nightmares and even philosophical problems with all computer generated random number schemes.

It's like a Godel or Heisenberg thing. There still exists no statistical test to "prove" that a sequence of numbers is truly random. Suspicion is the best math can offer.

For example, the decimal expansion of pi is perfectly deterministic -- as perfectly Not-Random as you can get. But no statistical test exists which can analyze the digit expansion and distinguish it from any truly Random sequence.

Vleeptron Dude said...

Oh, a wonderful classic book from the Dawn Of Time, from the Era before ordinary human beings could ever get their hands on their own computer: The first textbook primer about Game Theory:

The compleat strategyst
being a primer on
the theory of games of strategy

by the RAND Corporation. (Lots of cheap bargains on amazon.com)

This thing is So Antique that it has a lovely little table, maybe 4 pages, of Random Numbers in the back -- just like Trig Tables and Log Tables!

Go Team 53337!!! Kill Team 22100!!! They're EVIL!!!

James J. Olson said...

How delightful that your 'blog is up and running again. For about a week, it has caused my web browser to freeze up whenever I tried to open your page.

It's been a long, interesting news week here in Boston...and I love how the press still doesn't get "Adult Swim" or "Cartoon Network" or "ATHF"...clearly, the news reporters have never seen it. ATHF is utter crap, I can't believe its been on as long as it has and that it got a long Wiki entry...or, that its creators think it movie-worthy. Bad dialogue and bad animation...its quite tragic, actually.

Nice to be back.

Vleeptron Dude said...

you can slam ATHF, it really is a piece of crap, but Wikipedia has a big-ass wiki about it because it's mega-popular with a certain demographic. It's pretty clear that one of Wikipedia's goals is to be a resource which ppl who are Out Of The Loop can use to learn stuff about matters ordinarily alien and unknown to them. A wiki by no means suggests the subject is "good" or "talented" or in any way worthy.

If everybody's shooting up crap, you get a wiki about the crap, so ppl who don't shoot up crap can at least know what the other ppl are shooting.

I think sometimes if I dump a bunch of somebody else's HTML in my blog, it gives Vleeptron some kind of Constipation and slows down the download.

James J. Olson said...

Agreed. Perhaps the press should look up ATHF and Adult Swim and Cartoon Network on Wiki as well. It's been amusing to watch them report it and really not understand it at all.

adam said...

Hey-- I've almost got a fanbase writing bad dialogue. I resent that. OK, not really.