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20 February 2007

you DON'T have a problem with this??? / lurzu everywhere but my neighborhood

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Nobody in the entire Internet, not Klaas in Rotterdam, not Ygor in Kafe Internet Sofia, says 1 word about This Thing which has

* finite volume /
finite inside


* infinite surface /
infinite outside


I need to travel more. Obviously these things are as common as McDonalds restaurants in your neighborhoods.

I will have an Internet Relay Chat relapse, click on Undernet #pakistan and ask around.

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* now talking in #Pakistan

* Topic is: Welcome to #Pakistan / Happy Birthday President Musharaf! set by MarvinOfArabia 06:22 18 Feb 2007

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[SuperSexyGuy] oh yes these things are all over the place, we call them lurzu

[SuperSexyGuy] we fill them up with water in 5 minutes

[SuperSexyGuy] but have been painting outside wall since 1330 AD

[SuperSexyGuy] and still we are not finished

[BodyLikeHercules] there is lurzu on my uncles farm

[BodyLikeHercules] every summer he makes me paint the lurzu

[BodyLikeHercules] i hate him

[BodyLikeHercules] i dreamed that flying buzz saw blade cut him in half

[BodyLikeHercules] :)

[SuperSexyGuy] come visit, i will show you 3 or 4 lurzu near my city

[Droog4] you're bullshitting me, right?

[SuperSexyGuy] what means bullshitting?

[SuperSexyGuy] i get top marks in english :-)

[SuperSexyGuy] but the slang, this is always hard to understand

[SuperSexyGuy] do you live near Hollywood?

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I first heard about the lurzu in a movie they showed at an Amherst College math seminar. The movie was a 1967 animated cartoon called "Infinite Acres" by the math educator Melvin Henriksen.
Maybe by now you can find it on youtube or some site like that.

I went home and told my (ex-) wife about the lurzu. She got very suspicious and unhappy :-((( like I'd told her a real creepy sick perv thing. I think the lurzu had a lot to do with how the marriage broke up.

Leave a fucking Comment. Wake the fuck up.

6 comments:

James J. Olson said...

I'm not sure I have the calculus to understand this, but I'm going to take it on faith that this object has a finite interior and an infinite exterior.

It does beg the question if it is mathematically possible. For instance, you can actually prove mathematically that an object you throw at a wall never touches the wall. The distance the object has to travel can always be divided in half, so you can show that the object never hits the wall. Of course, you quickly get to infintesmally (sp?) small numbers, and you run afoul of things like quantum mechanics and sub-atomic weird gravitational things, but you can ignore all of those things in a purely mathematical formula. So, beavers painting, not so hard.

Anonymous said...
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James J. Olson said...

wow. What was the deleted post? Bob's usually a calm, easygoing guy. Must have been awful, or spam.

Vleeptron Dude said...

grrrrr thanks for asking grrrrrr

i think it was that anonymous Patriot guy from the political post.

the deleted Comment (not counting robot posts from Spambots) was indeed the first Comment Vleeptron ever deleted. It said

Anonymous said:

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James J. Olson said...

Hmm. Clearly, people don't have enough to do. In other news, check out my 'blog. I've been writing. Some Christian stuph, but that's what I do. The most recent two posts were from yesterday's services.

James J. Olson said...

oh.

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