ground zero / suddenly later this summer / safe as milk
It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars!
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is
-- "Well, Did You Evah?" Cole Porter
Doesn't matter where you are when the shit hits the fan sometime this summer. The entire Planet Earth will be swallowed up by the Black Hole which CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will create when it starts up for the first time.
But it's going to start a few kliks west of Geneva, Switzerland. And then grow, annihilating everything it encounters.
Also this is where the CERN Open House on Sunday 6 April will have Nobel Prize physicists explaining to the public that there is just a very tiny chance that The World Will End when LHC cranks up. Probably no Black Hole. Nothing to worry about, probably. Safe as milk.