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25 June 2008

Quick! Before the CN Tower isn't the world's tallest freestanding structure anymore! PizzaQ! How long does the Leafs puck take to hit the ground?

Click, eh.

2 more slices of Pizza. Anybody can answer.

It's not hard. Everything you need is in the image.

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Once I was
the King of Spain

by Moxy Fruvous

(Calypso beat)

Once I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
Oh ... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa
(now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza

Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir
or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole
with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders,
getting it all on video

Once I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
A palatial palace, that was my home
(now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
(once he was the King of Spain)

I can't wait,
I'm lowering interest rates,
my people say:
"King, how are you such a genius?
There's a roof overhead
and food on our plates!"

It's laisez-faire,
I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair

Once I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)

Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin!
Got problems? You phone me
(now I eat humble pie)

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
(once he was the King of Spain)

Now some of you are probably wondering
how I came to be living in Canada
after being royalty in Spain.
Should I tell them, guys?

Tell us, King!

You see late one night
when the palace was asleep

Out of my royal chambers
and into the garden I creep

And I wait till the appointed time,
when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend,
who looks just like me
Arrives and we make a switch

Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Out of my own volition,
I took a change of position

So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain never rushes!!!

Once I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)

I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us
(now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
(now I eat humble pie)
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous!
(once he was the King of Spain)

1 comment:

abbas halai said...

heh fancy you mention moxy fruvous. i listen to jian ghomeshi on pretty much a daily basis as host of Q on CBC. it rocks and so does CBC.