It was intermission at a "legit" theater in Chicago, and the drama patrons wandered outside the theater for a smoke. A panhandler on the sidewalk approached one of the theater-goers and hit him up for spare change.
The theater patron looked at the panhandler and said:
"'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.' -- Shakespeare."
The panhandler looked at the theater-goer and said:
"'Fuck you.' -- Mamet."
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