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18 August 2009

Special Request for Paul: Another extremely obscure joke

It was intermission at a "legit" theater in Chicago, and the drama patrons wandered outside the theater for a smoke. A panhandler on the sidewalk approached one of the theater-goers and hit him up for spare change.

The theater patron looked at the panhandler and said:

"'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.' -- Shakespeare."

The panhandler looked at the theater-goer and said:

"'Fuck you.' -- Mamet."



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