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27 April 2011

Donald Trump: America Needs This Clown

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Faithful Vleeptroids may have noticed that although politics -- USA politics, Planet Earth politics -- are very important to Vleeptron, Vleeptron has not yet ever once mentioned Donald Trump.

We can restrain ourselves no longer.

This is the guy we want the Republican Party to nominate for president of the United States.

And this is the guy we want all patriotic Americans to vote for on Tuesday 6 November 2012.

Too long have we suffered under the leadership of people pretending to be intelligent, serious, knowledgable and dedicated, pretending to try to tackle the most serious issues and challenges of America and the world.

Now America needs a clown. And just when we need a clown the most, a great big clown has come along.

Of course he'll need a running mate, someone to be his vice-president. Leave A Comment.


misterfathersir said...

Mickey Rooney for VP. Donald and Mickey on the same ticket!

He's 90 now and will be over 100 by the end of their second term. He's still active in movies but that shouldn't get in the way of his VP duties; and he is willing to take on second banana rolls.

Here's a first look at their campaign slogan and poster:

Vleeptron Dude said...

Yo misterfathersir!

Please tell R. we just had Easter dinner at the Whately Inn, and thought of him, his sweetie-pie, and graduation night.

Hmmmm ... Donald and Mickey ... familiar ring to it ... easy to remember ...

Actually I lied ... Vleeptron HAS mentioned Donald Trump on several occasions, long before he threatened an unsuspecting world with running for president of the USA.

Trump has a fondness for purchasing Meat Shows ... (when you're one of the judges, you get to sit below the lip of the stage and look up everybody's skirt) ...

One Meat Show he bought, the Miss Universe pageant, generated this tasteful little tidbit recently:

At other pre-political times I have muttered that Trump's supermaterialism makes me vomit and makes me ashamed to belong to the same species -- well, maybe there's hope, there's a lot of increasing evidence that he's not human.

Vleeptron Dude said...

I do have to mention something truly remarkable that Donald Trump did ...

Probability began around the 16th century to answer questions about games of chance, and ever since then has been taught using gambling games as the classic models and examples.

Our probability professor taught us that it is mathematically impossible for a casino to go bankrupt.

Donald Trump has bankrupted TWO Atlantic City casinos.

kittygoespotty said...

This will not actually have effect, I think so.