PizzaQ! Lazy Kate, Mother of All
From moNGO's educational outreach: "Beauty Within 10 Minutes of Where You Are Right Now." (For specifics, inquire by Leaving a Comment.)
PizzaQ! What on Earth, Vleeptron, Hoon, Yobbo, Mollyringwald or the recently discovered new planet, Björkguðmundsdóttir, is this gibberish talking about?
In other words, if it makes no sense whatever to you right now, it DOES make perfectly defined, clear, comprehensible sense to one specific set of Bipeds, the elements of that set numbering into the many thousands.
Who are these Bipeds, and wtf does
5 slices, white pizza, shallots, shitake mushrooms, fresh spinach, anchovies if you want anchovies.
1 EXTRA SLICE: Why are sardines packed so tightly together in the can?
ARBITRARY PIZZAQ HONO(U)R SYSTEM
Pick and scrupulously swear to obey the system of rigid rules you prefer:
[ ] Absolutely no use of Internet search engines, or of the computer (except to type your answer).
[ ] Google your ass off all you want. Call Klaas in Rotterdam on Skype. Ask your Mom. Cheat all you want.
It will be interesting to see which Rule furps back the correct answer. (Yes, how'd you know?)