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17 April 2012

helpful map to Baku Azerbaijan for 2012 Eurovision Song Contest / snooze u looze / also PIZZAQ for best spouse excuse

Click map, I don't know what will happen.

Okay, so like -- where the hell IS Baku, Azerbaijan? How do I get there?

I recommend getting to Istanbul, Turkey and catching an eastbound train. 

Don't fall asleep on the train and forget to get off in Baku. When you wake up, you're in Iran.

Vleeptron apologizes for earlier wrong date, we thought TermiteFest 2012 was in April.

After the show, stroll down to the dock. There seems to be an irregularly scheduled ferry across the Caspian Sea to Turkmenbasy, Turkmenistan. Turkmenistan is rumored to be the whackiest nation on Earth.

3 Slices Shallot & Garlic Pizza for best, most persuasive completion of this sentence:

Honey, I need to go to Baku, Azerbaijan in May because ________________

1 comment:

adamabroad said...

Turkmenistan is a Peace Corps country, but volunteers often find it hard to get things done there. According to reports from Peace Corps folks who worked there before coming here, all gatherings larger than three people required a government-issued permit while they were there, and a group of volunteers that was supposed to arrive to replace outgoing volunteers a while back was denied permission from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs literally one day before they were supposed to leave the US. I'm glad I got Ukraine.