helpful map to Baku Azerbaijan for 2012 Eurovision Song Contest / snooze u looze / also PIZZAQ for best spouse excuse
Vleeptron apologizes for earlier wrong date, we thought TermiteFest 2012 was in April.
After the show, stroll down to the dock. There seems to be an irregularly scheduled ferry across the Caspian Sea to Turkmenbasy, Turkmenistan. Turkmenistan is rumored to be the whackiest nation on Earth.
3 Slices Shallot & Garlic Pizza for best, most persuasive completion of this sentence:
Honey, I need to go to Baku, Azerbaijan in May because ________________