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14 April 2008

just fill out the form dude. do the right thing.

Please, click, slide around.

Hey, don't be scared. The Draft is never coming back.
You can take that to the bank.

Hell, if we finally kick the crap out of those evil Iranians -- and those damn North Koreans -- and those Commie Venezuelans -- invade Cuba after Fidel croaks -- and it's about time to show those Syrians what GI Joe thinks of them -- we still won't need a draft to fulfill our military manpower needs.

Let's rock 'n' roll and lock 'n' load with our top-quality young volunteers! I see 'em every day lining up around the block outside the Army and Marine Recruiters' offices.

Look, here's your guarantee that the Draft ain't ever coming back. And you can trust this guy:

"The good news is that we have a volunteer Army and that's the way we're going to keep it," Romney told some 200 people gathered in an abbey near the Mississippi River that had been converted into a hotel. "My (5) sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard."

-- Mitt Romney
Wednesday 8 August 2007
Bettendorf, Iowa

So uhhhh why was this pamphlet and Registration Form so prominently on display at the Post Office today when we stopped in to mail our tax stuff?

If the Draft ain't never coming back ... who needs Selective Service? I'm having a little trouble figuring that out.

Anyway, if you're an 18-year-old MEN ... Do The Right Thing. Okay? And don't worry. Nothing's going to spoil your party. We got the Military Manpower thing permanently taken care of.

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