PizzaQ ... Vleeptron will feed you pizza and KNIGHT you if you tell Vleeptron what the heck this is
Vleeptron awards clever Sentients (carbon-based or silicon-based, we're not prejudiced) with cheap Pizza.
But if you're Really Clever, you can get Much Better Than Pizza!
A Sentient cooked up This Thing in 1960. He is now a Knight. The Queen of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland finally Knighted this Senient. You now have to address this Sentient as Sir.
So like ... what the heck is this? If you're the first to know ... Rise, Sir Commenter! or Rise, Dame Commenter! Receive 3 slices of square pizza, with double anchovies!