Click to enlarge. Sew Patch on shoulder.
Now Amy,Vleeptron Dude would like to see some new hands this time.
(But if nobody else raises his/her/its hand in 72 hours, sure, jump in. Typically that's the only way the Ministry of Pizza can hand out the Pizza for Things [a science term] like this.)
Mike got the Pizza for guessing I wanted the screwy loopy new Spaghetti Fusion Reactor for my birthday.
Will you homeschool the kids? Mike was also the only sentient on the Web to decode the Intercept from Planet Yobbo what I snatched on my Heathkit RT-44 Radiotelescope I soldered together in my backyard.
(Giggle all you want, but a Founding Giant of Radioastronomy got our first radio "listen" to the galaxy & universe with the homemade radiotelescope he built in his mom's suburban Chicago backyard.)
Those kids are Wallowing in Smart. If you want Kindersmart, the buzz is that playing Mozart all the time now is the Fast Track to Brainiac City and an academic Full Ride at the child's preferred Brainiac U.
So ... for 1 large Square Pizza with Funghi, Shallots & Extra Fromaggio ...
What's this? Or What are These?
Be specific. Show your work. Cite sources.
No hints yet ... except 1 Secret Hint you just read.
Revised Honor System
No cheating, No e-mailing Klaas van Rotterdam, No New-Age Leading Edge Google Cheats.
The Ministry of Pizza has had enough of Cheaters, and is adopting the Motto of the Little League, a worldwide baseball league for Youth Boys (and now I think Youth Girls) (except the Winning LL Pitcher from the Caribbean a few years ago, who turned out to be 22 years old, they finally checked his teeth and beard stubble):
Every Little League youth besbol player now wears a patch on his/her uniform shoulder:
i WON'T CHEAT!
and that's the new motto of the Vleeptron Ministry of Pizza. Cheaters beware! (and that means you, Rosey Ruiz.)
IMPORTANT PUBLIC NOTICE
If you're playing the mega-popular free Pokemon Go app on your Smart Phone, and Pokemon tells you that The Next Sparkly Pretty Colorful Treasure awaits you at 03:17 Local Time down a dark alley in Alphabet City ...
Well, your thrilling Quest will end with you getting the crap kicked out of you by colorful Oriental magic elves with brass knuckles and shivs, and the loss of your Smart Phone, wallet, credit cards & housekeys. Don't say Vleeptron Dude didn't warn you.
(If you're conscious when they put you in the Fleischwagen, ask for NYU Belleview -- certainly one of the most thrilling hospitals on Earth, and medically Top-Drawer. Whatever you got, their ER's seen it before.)
UPDATE: Arlington National Cemetery -- for US war heroes -- and the Washington DC Holocaust Museum have banned visitors from playing Pokemon Go as inappropriate.
In related AI news, stream the Roman Polanski movie "The Ghost Writer." Then immediately rip your GPS Thing [a science term] out of your car.
Are you paying attention to Our AI Friends? Are you playing Jengah while you Don't Drive your new Tesla?