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Oh, wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous Poketopia is! O brave new world,
That has such Weedle and Rattata in ’t!
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In Socialist Praha/Prague, Capek was Okay & Revered at 2 crappy Peoples Grey Dark Bookstores, but Kafka was kaput, verboden, defense a fumer. The Invisible Non-Goofball Not Czech Novelist -- I guess the Peoples Ministry of Literature called him Doctor Who? Now he's Big In The Window of a dozen Big Great colorful well-lighted Bookstores, and he's New Prague's Poster Boy for the world's Literaturistas.
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Should PROJECT RUN4HIGROUND also compile all language renderings of Option C?
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More parsing of the remarkable Vow Shoulder Patch of Little League.
It's not
i Don't Cheat
whose auxiliary verb Don't implies ... well, less somehow.
Also there is no contract with the reader, no vow, no pledge, no accountability.
Won't
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► That's the boy who cheated in Little League.
► They caught her cheating in Little League.
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I was well into print newspapering (or Dead Tree Media, as RamanuJohn calls it), enough to fancy that I'd now Seen Everything and heard of All Ethically Whack (human) Krap, when the Winner of the big North America Kids' Soap Box Derby got caught out.
The Rules say Billy can spend no more than $100 on Billy's homemade balsa wood Downhill Gravity Car.
But Billy's winning lead over all other cars in the final heat was so great, that they suspected more than just Skilled Youth Garage Science was at work.
Billy's doting Rich Uncle Max had happily blown $30,000+, including Wind Tunnel Time, but the real Cherry On Top was, at the Starting Line when the Green Light went on, Billy would push back his helmet to activate a switch in his head cushion, and turn ON a strong battery-powered electromagnet. Then the Starting Gate -- made of ferromagnetic steel -- would drop, and beyond Gravity, Billy's car was thrust forward by 79.3 watts (femtogausses, whatever, Leave A Comment) of magnetic attraction. (A whiff of which the cars of Tommy, Joey, Rick & Todd got naught.)
That was maybe 30+ years ago. Leave A Comment if you know what became of Billy. He showed poor judgment in his actions and choice of Favorite Rich Uncle. In low-rent criminal District Court, I always tell the Judge
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The complete Pokémon GO Pokedex - a list of every confirmed Pokemon in the game
From Abra to Zubat
Product: Pokemon GO | Developer: Niantic | Publisher: The Pokemon Company | Format: Android, iPhone, iPad | Genre: Action
by Mark Brown
So you're playing Pokémon GO. Welcome to the club. Everyone on the internet seems to be obsessed with this brilliant augmented reality RPG.
To help you catch 'em all, as is the destiny of any Pokémon Trainer, we've put together a list of every Pokemon that has been confirmed to exist in the game.
Some, especially the legendary Pokémon, will likely be added later in special events.
As for the rest, remember that boosting your trainer level will help you find rarer critters. That Pokémon are easier to find in areas that match their type (grass in forests, water by lakes, etc), and that some nocturnal Pokémon only come out at night.
If you've spotted any that we don't have on our list, let us know in the comments below.
Pokémon GO #001 - Bulbasaur
Type: Grass / Poison
Evolves into: Ivysaur
Pokemon GO #002 - Ivysaur
Type: Grass / Poison
Evolves into: Venusaur
Pokemon GO #003 - Venusaur
Type: Grass / Poison
Pokemon GO #004 - Charmander
Type: Fire
Evolves into: Charmeleon
Pokemon GO #005 - Charmeleon
Type: Fire
Evolves into: Charizard
Pokemon GO #006 - Charizard
Type: Fire / Flying
Pokemon GO #007 - Squirtle
Type: Water
Evolves into: Wartortle
Pokemon GO #008 - Wartortle
Type: Water
Evolves into: Blastoise
Pokemon GO #009 - Blastoise
Type: Water
Pokemon GO #010 - Caterpie
Type: Bug
Evolves into: Metapod
Pokemon GO #011 - Metapod
Type: Bug
Evolves into: Butterfree
Pokemon GO #012 - Butterfree
Type: Bug / Flying
Pokemon GO #013 - Weedle
Type: Bug / Poison
Evolves into: Kakuna
Pokemon GO #014 - Kakuna
Type: Bug / Poison
Evolves into: Beedrill
Pokemon GO #015 - Beedrill
Type: Bug / Poison
Pokemon GO #016 - Pidgey
Type: Normal
Evolves into: Pidgeotto
Pokemon GO #017 - Pidgeotto
Type: Normal / Flying
Evolves into: Pidgeot
Pokemon GO #018 - Pidgeot
Type: Normal / Flying
Pokemon GO #019 - Rattata
Type: Normal
Evolves into: Raticate
Pokemon GO #020 - Raticate
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #021 - Spearow
Type: Normal / Flying
Evolves into: Fearow
Pokemon GO #022 - Fearow
Type: Normal / Flying
Pokemon GO #023 - Ekans
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Arbok
Pokemon GO #024 - Arbok
Type: Poison
Pokemon GO #025 - Pikachu
Type: Electric
Evolves into: Raichu
Pokemon GO #026 - Raichu
Type: Electric
Pokemon GO #027 - Sandshrew
Type: Ground
Evolves into: Sandslash
Pokemon GO #028 - Sandslash
Type: Ground
Pokemon GO #029 - Nidoran F
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Nidorina
Pokemon GO #030 - Nidorina
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Nidoqueen
Pokemon GO #031 - Nidoqueen
Type: Poison / Ground
Pokemon GO #032 - Nidoran M
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Nidorino
Pokemon GO #033 - Nidorino
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Nidoking
Pokemon GO #034 - Nidoking
Type: Poison / Ground
Pokemon GO #035 - Clefairy
Type: Fairy
Evolves into: Clefable
Pokemon GO #036 - Clefable
Type: Fairy
Pokemon GO #037 - Vulpix
Type: Fire
Evolves into: Ninetales
Pokemon GO #038 - Ninetales
Type: Fire
Pokemon GO #039 - Jigglypuff
Type: Normal / Fairy
Evolves into: Wigglytuff
Pokemon GO #040 - Wigglytuff
Type: Normal / Fairy
Pokemon GO #041 - Zubat
Type: Poison / Flying
Evolves into: Golbat
Pokemon GO #042 - Golbat
Type: Poison / Flying
Pokemon GO #043 - Oddish
Type: Grass / Poison
Evolves into: Gloom
Pokemon GO #044 - Gloom
Type: Grass / Poison
Evolves into: Vileplume
Pokemon GO #045 - Vileplume
Type: Grass / Poison
Pokemon GO #046 - Paras
Type: Bug / Grass
Evolves into: Parasect
Pokemon GO #047 - Parasect
Type: Bug / Grass
Pokemon GO #048 - Venonat
Type: Bug / Poison
Evolves into: Venomoth
Pokemon GO #049 - Venomoth
Type: Bug / Poison
Pokemon GO #050 - Diglett
Type: Ground
Evolves into: Dugtrio
Pokemon GO #051 - Dugtrio
Type: Ground
Pokemon GO #052 - Meowth
Type: Normal
Evolves into: Persian
Pokemon GO #053 - Persian
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #054 - Psyduck
Type: Water
Evolves into: Golduck
Pokemon GO #055 - Golduck
Type: Water
Pokemon GO #056 - Mankey
Type: Fighting
Evolves into: Primeape
Pokemon GO #057 - Primeape
Type: Fighting
Pokemon GO #058 - Growlithe
Type: Fire
Evolves into: Arcanine
Pokemon GO #059 - Arcanine
Type: Fire
Pokemon GO #060 - Poliwag
Type: Water
Evolves into: Poliwhirl
Pokemon GO #061 - Poliwhirl
Type: Water
Evolves into: Poliwrath
Pokemon GO #062 - Poliwrath
Type: Water / Fighting
Pokemon GO #063 - Abra
Type: Psychic
Evolves into: Kadabra
Pokemon GO #064 - Kadabra
Type: Psychic
Evolves into: Alakazam
Pokemon GO #065 - Alakazam
Type: Psychic
Pokemon GO #066 - Machop
Type: Fighting
Evolves into: Machoke
Pokemon GO #067 - Machoke
Type: Fighting
Evolves into: Machamp
Pokemon GO #068 - Machamp
Type: Fighting
Pokemon GO #069 - Bellsprout
Type: Grass / Poison
Evolves into: Weepinbell
Pokemon GO #070 - Weepinbell
Type: Grass / Poison
Evolves into: Victreebel
Pokemon GO #071 - Victreebel
Type: Grass / Poison
Pokemon GO #072 - Tentacool
Type: Water / Poison
Evolves into: Tentacruel
Pokemon GO #073 - Tentacruel
Type: Water / Poison
Pokemon GO #074 - Geodude
Type: Rock / Ground
Evolves into: Graveler
Pokemon GO #075 - Graveler
Type: Rock / Ground
Evolves into: Golem
Pokemon GO #076 - Golem
Type: Rock / Ground
Pokemon GO #077 - Ponyta
Type: Fire
Evolves into: Rapidash
Pokemon GO #078 - Rapidash
Type: Fire
Pokemon GO #079 - Slowpoke
Type: Water / Psychic
Evolves into: Slowbro
Pokemon GO #080 - Slowbro
Type: Water / Psychic
Pokemon GO #081 - Magnemite
Type: Electric / Steel
Evolves into: Magneton
Pokemon GO #082 - Magneton
Type: Electric / Steel
Pokemon GO #083 - Farfetch'd
Type: Normal / Flying
Pokemon GO #084 - Doduo
Type: Normal / Flying
Evolves into: Dodrio
Pokemon GO #085 - Dodrio
Type: Normal / Flying
Pokemon GO #086 - Seel
Type: Water
Evolves into: Dewgong
Pokemon GO #087 - Dewgong
Type: Water / Ice
Pokemon GO #088 - Grimer
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Muk
Pokemon GO #089 - Muk
Type: Poison
Pokemon GO #090 - Shellder
Type: Water
Evolves into: Cloyster
Pokemon GO #091 - Cloyster
Type: Water / Ice
Pokemon GO #092 - Gastly
Type: Ghost / Poison
Evolves into: Haunter
Pokemon GO #093 - Haunter
Type: Ghost / Poison
Evolves into: Gengar
Pokemon GO #094 - Gengar
Type: Ghost / Poison
Pokemon GO #095 - Onix
Type: Rock / Ground
Pokemon GO #096 - Drowzee
Type: Psychic
Evolves into: Hypno
Pokemon GO #097 - Hypno
Type: Psychic
Pokemon GO #098 - Krabby
Type: Water
Evolves into: Kingler
Pokemon GO #099 - Kingler
Type: Water
Pokemon GO #100 - Voltorb
Type: Electric
Evolves into: Electrode
Pokemon GO #101 - Electrode
Type: Electric
Pokemon GO #102 - Exeggcute
Type: Grass / Psychic
Evolves into: Exeggutor
Pokemon GO #103 - Exeggutor
Type: Grass / Psychic
Pokemon GO #104 - Cubone
Type: Ground
Evolves into: Marowak
Pokemon GO #105 - Marowak
Type: Ground
Pokemon GO #106 - Hitmonlee
Type: Fighting
Pokemon GO #107 - Hitmonchan
Type: Fighting
Pokemon GO #108 - Lickitung
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #109 - Koffing
Type: Poison
Evolves into: Weezing
Pokemon GO #110 - Weezing
Type: Weezing
Pokemon GO #111 - Rhyhorn
Type: Ground / Rock
Evolves into: Rhydon
Pokemon GO #112 - Rhydon
Type: Ground / Rock
Pokemon GO #113 - Chansey
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #114 - Tangela
Type: Grass
Pokemon GO #115 - Kangaskhan
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #116 - Horsea
Type: Water
Evolves into: Seadra
Pokemon GO #117 - Seadra
Type: Water
Pokemon GO #118 - Goldeen
Type: Water
Evolves into: Seaking
Pokemon GO #119 - Seaking
Type: Water
Pokemon GO #120 - Staryu
Type: Water
Evolves into: Starmie
Pokemon GO #121 - Starmie
Type: Water / Psychic
Pokemon GO #122 - Mr. Mime
Type: Psychic / Fairy
Pokemon GO #123 - Scyther
Type: Bug / Flying
Pokemon GO #124 - Jynx
Type: Ice / Psychic
Pokemon GO #125 - Electabuzz
Type: Electric
Pokemon GO #126 - Magmar
Type: Fire
Pokemon GO #127 - Pinsir
Type: Bug
Pokemon GO #128 - Tauros
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #129 - Magikarp
Type: Water
Evolves into: Gyarados
Pokemon GO #130 - Gyarados
Type: Water / Flying
Pokemon GO #131 - Lapras
Type: Water / Ice
Pokemon GO #132 - Ditto
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #133 - Eevee
Type: Normal
Evolves into: Vaporeon, Jolteon, or Flareon
Pokemon GO #134 - Vaporeon
Type: Water
Pokemon GO #135 - Jolteon
Type: Electric
Pokemon GO #136 - Flareon
Type: Fire
Pokemon GO #137 - Porygon
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #138 - Omanyte
Type: Rock / Water
Evolves into: Omastar
Pokemon GO #139 - Omastar
Type: Rock / Water
Pokemon GO #140 - Kabuto
Type: Rock / Water
Evolves into: Kabutops
Pokemon GO #141 - Kabutops
Type: Rock / Water
Pokemon GO #142 - Aerodactyl
Type: Rock / Flying
Pokemon GO #143 - Snorlax
Type: Normal
Pokemon GO #144 - Articuno
Type: Ice / Flying
Pokemon GO #145 - Zapdos
Type: Electric / Flying
Pokemon GO #146 - Moltres
Type: Fire / Flying
Pokemon GO #147 - Dratini
Type: Dragon
Evolves into: Dragonair
Pokemon GO #148 - Dragonair
Type: Dragon
Evolves into: Dragonite
Pokemon GO #149 - Dragonite
Type: Dragon / Flying
Pokemon GO #150 - Mewtwo
Type: Psychic
Pokemon GO #151 - Mew
Type: Psychic
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