Of course certainly click for larger.Filched from a game development site.
They're all different. So you must like some of them more than you like others.
Maybe suddenly you just fell head-over-heels crazy in love with one, while all the others can just skate as far as you're concerned. Love At First Sight is just like that.
This is the only glimpse of these cyberbabes you'll ever get. You can't take them out to a restaurant and chat. You can't sit in a car with them at night and suck face. I have no way to find and display anything about them south of the neck. I'm sorry they have no hair (but this is the future -- maybe that's the way they like it that way, maybe it's hairless babes from now on).
So choose, just the way you'd choose your potential love mate in a crowded, dark meat bar. Focus. Get excited. Identify the one you've chosen out of 32 by letter and number, like c4.
Then Leave A Comment and write a paragraph about why she's different, why she's the best, why you must search the universe to find her so you can tell her of your intense feelings.
If some of you choose different cyberbabes, leave more Comments and fight about why the other one's choice is a total bow-wow, but yours is the most beautiful woman who never lived.
Vleeptron wants to start early to prepare you for the world of Love and Romance in the future. All the bank tellers have already been replaced by ATMs, all the phone operators have been replaced by automated voices with push-button menus. Soon all the women you might fall in love with will be replaced by digital simulations. Get ready. It's coming.
2 comments:
Nah, no bleeding way ! Bald ugly women ? Nope, nosiree ! Not with me, mate ! The future may hold gright things for us but I do not see this one coming. Remember tokyo Date ? Did not work. Lara Croft ? Duh.
Those chicks remind me of THX1138, the first featrure film by George Lucas, if you havent seen it yet, buy it, rent it, steal it. But watch it, it will be worth.
If this really is the aesthetic of the future then I for one will prefer to be stuck in the past.
Note to self: Call ExSweetiePie, tell her about vleeptron and translate this post for her. as I heard someone say the other day in bärndütsch: Digital is good, analogue is better !
What's WRONG with you? Can't you see it? C8!!! C8!!! She's the most beautiful bald virtual woman's head in the world! All the others are total bow-wows.
Oh yeah I love THX1138. I particularly love the TV show he likes to watch in his little cubicle: Just hours and hours of riot cops beating the crap out of a guy lying on the ground.
Which is sort of spookily prophetic. My cable TV offers at least 6 Reality shows of nothing but white cops beating the crap out of black guys in ghetto neighborhoods.
Reality TV is one reason I bought my vacation condo on Planet Vleeptron.
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