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30 May 2009

A-VP is Really Sorry / Hubba Hubba / Berlusconi & his Young Friend / Dirty Old Bugger / Tio Rico / PLUS: More from Tragical Historie of Doctor Faustus

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Anonymous patfromch said...

Ah this one definetly made my day....The millions who do not visit your blog don't even know what they have missed...Is this one of the pics rumoured to be smuggled out of Planet Björk ? If so, then fix that bloody Zeta Beam, I am moving on.....never to return !

Saturday, 30 May, 2009
Anonymous patfromch said...

...oh yes that old bugger ! Now I know where I heard the name before ! It was just on the evening news...
No, nothing going on here, nothing interesting to see, just walk on, haven't missed anything, nothing happened.

(Note: Dirty Ol' Sugardaddy has ihs own TV station which I can get here on cable. If you think Fox is dumb then you have never seen Itali Uno. Last Sunday or so the old man booked one hour on his own TV station to explain to the nation what was going on. Nothing apparently and it took him one hour to explain that in full detail....)

Saturday, 30 May, 2009
Blogger Vleeptron Dude said...

I wish first to apologize to all my 9 devoted readers for this filthy pornographic image. Its publication was far beneath the High Standards that have made Vleeptron and VleeptronZ a legend in electronic information processing and dissemination.

The AV-P Ombudsperson has thoroughly investigated, and has learned that Lenny & Spike, the universe-wandering teenage dropouts from rural South Carolina, were on duty and responsible for the blog last night when this smutty Lolita-tinged image was posted.

The Alps are Tall, and the Passes often blocked with snow -- have you not been getting your morning newspapers reliably delivered from Italy?

Worse, you are A-VP's Mensch-on-the-Ground in Mitteleuropa, and YOU were supposed to have e-mailed this foto, and many more, to ME, your beloved old editor at A-VP Galactic Headquarters.

You speak Italian, for Christ's sake.

Not that speaking Italian is necessary to perceive the positive aspects of this attractive image of Healthy Youth.

What's the skinny on this thing?
Did the Dirty Old Gazillionaire goose the child at her birthday party? Did they do Inappropriate Stuff at his villa on Sardinia?

I love this scandal. If Berlusconi had paid me to think of a plan to get him destroyed forever, I couldn't have done better than this.

This has everything! Starting with the word no Italian wife should ever whisper:


an ex-wife, 8 kids -- dogs, cats, ponies -- yachts, villas, and this adorable Sweetie Pie, with the questionable age photo i.d. legal age card.

Viva Italia Siempre! Viva Berlusconi! Viva the Testicles! and most of all -- Viva Noemi!

Oh Oh I left out some juicy parts, it's about a Dirty Horny Powerful Old Man who makes a really sleazy secret deal with a real creepy guy:


FAUSTUS. One thing, good servant, let me crave of thee
To glut the longing of my heart's desire:
That I might have unto my paramour
That heavenly Helen which I saw of late,
Whose sweet embracings may extinguish clean
These thoughts that do dissuade me from my vow,
And keep mine oath I made to Lucifer.

MEPHISTOPHELES. Faustus, this, or what else thou shalt desire,
Shall be performed in twinkling of an eye.

Enter Helen [brought in by Mephistopheles]

FAUSTUS. Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.

[They kiss]

Her lips suck forth my soul. See where it flies!
Come, Helen, come, give me my soul again.

[They kiss again]

Here will I dwell, for heaven be in these lips,
And all is dross that is not Helena.

Enter [the] Old Man

I will be Paris, and for love of thee
Instead of Troy shall Wittenberg be sacked,
And I will combat with weak Menelaus,
And wear thy colours on my plumèd crest.
Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel
And then return to Helen for a kiss.
O, thou art fairer than the evening air,
Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars.
Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter
When he appeared to hapless Semele,
More lovely than the monarch of the sky
In wanton Arethusa's azured arms;
And none but thou shalt be my paramour.

Exeunt [Faustus and Helen, with Mephistopheles]




patakamanongroundinch said...

...filing report to Editor.... (so go ahead and edit. And please correct me or my style, I am not a trained Journo. Me jus man on ground

PM Caught in Private Parts

Silvio Berlusconi, currently Prime Minister of Italy for about the 3rd time, has seen many scandals come and go. You can say about Berlusconi what you want, loved by some, loathed by most, the scandals, accusations, mistakes and faux-pas this man has caused and survived would have broken the neck of every other politician.
Starting as a Building Tycoon and Media Mogul who owns several TV stations and newspapers, Berlusconi started his political career on the right wing of the political landscape, was re-elected twice as Prime Minister.

But this is not your usual Prime Minister. Amongst many other things Berlusconi has praised Muammar Ghadaffi after meeting him, offended a germen member of the EU parliament by calling him a Nazi SS Guard, stretched the italian laws so he would not be prosecuted in a corruption scandal and countless other stupidities that most politicians would not even think of during bright daylight. But Berlusconi did this things unashamed in public and even bragged about it . A selfish egocentric Roi Soleil for some, Italy's last hope for others. But now the time could be up for Berlusconi. And this time it could be a private matter, a story that makes every tabloid editor weep with sheer joy. The reason is an 18-yr old Veline, a singing President and a wife demanding divorce. And a lot of dirty laundry.

A few weeks ago Berlusconi's wife asked for Divorce after some 20 years, claiming that her husband had been having affairs with young women. Apparently Berlusconi had been seen at the birthday party of Noemi Laetizia, photos of that event were leaked to the tabloids who subsequently had a field day. Laetizia had applied for a job as Veline for one of Berlusconi's TV stations. A Veline is basically an asistant in every game or revue show, usually good-looking, wearing few clothes and saying about as much. Apparently Berlusconi spotted her that way and it was claimed that he gave her a collier with a vaule of USD 6000 on her 18th birthday.

And while the tabloids are still having a field day, the rumours and accusations were flying en masse. Berlusconni who is known for having a "vivid night life" at 72, claims he was only there to meet her dad and that he only met her to sing with her (he is a passionate singer and has recorded several CDs). It iw worth noting that he booked one hour on one of hiw TV stations in order to "verify some matters". Other parties involved claim that this statement is incorrect. As of yet Mrs Laetizia and her family have not made a statement in public. The italian press which is not controlled by Berlusconi has never been shy of throwing as much mud as they can in the direction of Berlusconi and rightly so. Some tabloids are even speculating that this might not be a love affair in terms of Old Man / Lolita but that Mrs Laetizia may be an illegitmate child, which would make matters even worse for Berlusconi.

It is likely that more dirty laundry will be unearthed, the story is still in progress. Read more on VleeptronZ as it happens.

patfromch said...

Well, the latest I heard is that Berlusconi filed a Cease and Desist (or whatever it is called) aganist a photographer who claimed to have around 700 party pix trying to sell them to various newspapers. Berlusconi claimed that they were made on his property and therevfore the publishing would violate his right to privacy. The photographer, a Papparazzi, claims that the images were shot from public places.

The mud keeps a-flyin', the story is still rollin'. Wonder if Bill C. has called yet with some advice.

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