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15 July 2007

mr clean misses a few votes, very busy this week

I'm pretty sure that if you google "Vleeptron" and "hypocrisy" or "hypocrite," you won't get many hits that show me accusing this or that person of hypocrisy. I sort of don't believe in hypocrisy; it seems to be a slippery, vague sort of vice, hard to get a lock or a grasp on exactly.

Typically two public figures scream "Hypocrite!" at each other for a few days, and nobody wins any prizes for aim or accuracy. It seems to be as useful as accusing someone of having toes. Hypocrisy seems to be a vice that thrives best in a kindergarten or Fox or Nancy Grace atmosphere, a vice perceived by very small and simple minds inexperienced with Real Life.

I think I just found a Real, Authentic, Certified, Genuine Hypocrite!

Before the shit hit the fan last week, U.S. Senator David Vitter, Republican of Louisiana, made a loud, noisy career in Congress demanding that all Americans return to old-fashioned morality, particularly regarding sexual matters. He particularly supported Bush administration public-health policy initiatives which relied on Abstinence, urging young (and old, I guess) people to have No Sex until they got married, and thereafter to have sex only with their spouses (of the opposite sex). Since he first took to the political stage, this Pure, Virginal and Faithful Fantasy of what decent Americans ought to do and not do with their sex organs has been the cheap vote candy he's been slinging to all the suckers in all directions, chiefly to an unsophisticated crowd in the Deep South with deep Church Every Sunday roots.

Before the shit hit the fan, Vitter was America's National Red, White and Blue Go-To Guy for a sermon on Human Sexual Behavior not from Masters and Johnson, not from Dr. Kinsey, not from the Evil Philandering Democrat Bill Clinton, but from one of those unaffiliated churches on the side of a rural highway, with a threatening hellfire Sunday topic on the marquee.

If you need a picture, Vitter thought Sex and Marriage should look like Grant Wood's painting "American Gothic" -- Mr . Husband, Mrs. Wife, and nobody having much fun. (Actually the model Wood used for the wife in that painting was his sister, but we can keep that to ourselves.)

Well, the shit hit the fan last week. And now Vitter is shifting gears from loud, universal, condemnatory demands for sexual abstinence and lifelong marital fidelity to another famous roadside church virtue: Forgiveness. He is down on his knees weeping and begging the voters of Christian Louisiana to Forgive A Wretched Sinner for leaving his phone number all over the hard disk of a Washington DC escort service. "Escort service" is a polite neologism for "Call Girl ring," or "prostitution ring."

To the best of my knowledge, none of the young female Escorts he escorted around Washington DC was his lawfully married wife. He has one of those back home in Louisiana, and together they had exclusively faithful heterosexual marital sex a few times, and produced four children.

I am not a Christian. I have lots of admiration and respect for a lot of aspects of Christianity, but my true faith is Nasty Old Newspaper Guy, and in our church, we regard U.S. Republican Senator David Vitter and the crap he just fell into this summer (the traditional Slow News season) as a Gift From God to all Nasty Old Newspaper Editors. Holy and Pure Vitter's phone number repeatedly turning up in the madame's hard disk -- well, when that story pops up on an editor's screen, the editor looks Heavenward and says, "Thank you, Lord!" Sincerely.

When you spend a dozen years constantly and loudly putting your hand on the Holy Bible and accusing half the population of Doing Evil Sex Things in direct defiance of The Lord's Commandments ..................

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The Associated Press
Sunday 15 July 2007

His Own Words
Likely to Confront Vitter

Louisiana Sen. David Vitter Must Confront His Own Words When He Returns to the Senate

by CHARLES BABINGTON
The Associated Press


WASHINGTON -- Louisiana Sen. David Vitter will probably emerge from seclusion soon and return to Washington to fight for his political career, a colleague of the first-term Republican said Friday.

When Vitter does, he is sure to be confronted with his past remarks about the sanctity of marriage, the importance of fidelity and the need for high ethical standards among office holders.

In a statement last Monday night, Vitter apologized for committing a "very serious sin in my past," acknowledging that his Washington phone number was among those called several years ago by an escort service that prosecutors say was a prostitution operation. Telephone records show that the service called Vitter's number five times from 1999 to 2001, while he was a U.S. House member.

Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., told reporters Friday that, based on e-mail exchanges with Vitter, he expects his colleague to return to the Capitol by Tuesday. Vitter, 46, missed votes on Iraq policy matters on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

DeMint said of Vitter's admission: "It's a huge moral failure that reflects on the whole body. And for that he's very sorry."

Several GOP colleagues in Washington and Louisiana have rallied to Vitter's side, saying politicians deserve forgiveness when they err and repent. Some opponents have accused him of hypocrisy, noting that his career is built largely on an image as someone more ethical than the average politician.

Vitter, a married father of four, last month urged colleagues to devote more federal spending to programs urging sexual abstinence among teens. The best way to avert teen pregnancy, he wrote, is
"by teaching teenagers that saving sex until marriage and remaining faithful afterwards is the best choice for health and happiness."

In a June 2006 Senate speech supporting a constitutional amendment against gay marriage, Vitter said it was "well overdue that we in the Senate focus on nurturing, upholding, preserving and protecting such a fundamental social institution as traditional marriage."

On Friday night, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who ran the escort service and whose phone records led to Vitter's problems, said she was "disgusted at the hypocrisy" of the senator's comments about gay marriage.

"How dare someone dictate one thing and practice another, and in the process deny so many in this country the opportunity for happiness," said Palfrey. "In particular, I'm talking about dictating what constitutes a family. What constitutes a family is love, pure and simple."

A lengthy 1999 profile of Vitter in the Times-Picayune of New Orleans was headlined,

"Straight arrow aims for Congress."

Several lawmakers including Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., publicly accused Vitter of hypocrisy this week. Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt reveled in his role in unearthing Vitter's phone records, saying, "I'm only exposing the hypocrisy."

Roger Villere, chairman of the Louisiana Republican Party, said Friday he had tried to get in touch with Vitter without success. Villere said he'd been inundated with e-mails from Republicans, most of them supporting Vitter. A "vocal minority" is voicing opposition, he said.

Also Friday, people close to Vitter confirmed that he sent an e-mail to supporters earlier this week saying: "I ... deeply apologize again for letting you and others down. ... Our family will be fine, though we certainly appreciate your continuing thoughts and prayers."

Vitter, a Harvard graduate and Rhodes Scholar, moved rapidly from the Louisiana legislature to the U.S. House and then the Senate, thanks largely to his repeated attacks on what he portrayed as ethical shortcomings of his opponents. He assailed their junkets, ties to casino gambling and use of a tax-paid scholarship program.

The 1999 Times-Picayune profile called him "the boyish-looking, straight-laced freshman state representative" who was "sometimes lampooned as a Boy Scout in adult life." It said he hammered everyone "who didn't pass Vitter's ethical muster. Along the way, he made some powerful enemies. ... Even some of Vitter's fellow Republicans privately groused that he was a grandstander."

Vitter's allies say they will try to help him regain some of his luster.

"The past conduct that Sen. Vitter has acknowledged and taken responsibility for is serious and disappointing," Rep. Richard Baker, R-La., said in a statement Friday, "but it does not define the whole of the man, and it is not irredeemable."

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Associated Press reporters Kevin McGill in New Orleans and Pete Yost in Washington contributed to this report.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

your mom has more molars than vitter

Vleeptron Dude said...

i can't even figure out if this was meant as an insult

greater clarity would be nice

Anonymous said...

Deborah Palfrey deserves the Pemberton Award for Good Governance.
Palfrey list is like the black book of 1918.
That trial of the century is deleted from all books.
The list there had 47000 names.
The list here is 46000 phone records.
The listed are not womenisers or machos or ordinary sinners.
They are power brokers, gay lutheran agitators of all wars.
These wretches are only one dirty cover for the real pimps deep underground.
A curse on kingpins, Justice Charles Darling then and judge Adolph Kessler now.

Noel Pemberton-Billing
Trial of the Century 1918

Anonymous said...

SONG OF DEBORAH
..they chose new gods then was war in the gates.. awake awake deborah utter a song.. the Lord gave you dominion over the mighty.. curse you bitterly the inhabitants thereof who came not to the help of justice against the mighty.. they divided the prey, to every man a damsel or two.. let all thine enemies perish o Lord and the land rest forty years..

Deborah Palfrey deserves the Pemberton Award for Clean Governance.
Palfrey list is like the Black Book of 1918.
That trial of the Century is deleted from all books, cursed be reporters.
The list there had 47000 names.
The list here has 46000 phone bills.
The listed are not womenizers, machos or ordinary sinners.
They are power brokers gay lutheran shock and awe agitators of all wars and all panics.
These wretches are one dirty cover to the real pimps deep underground.
A curse on the kingpins, Justice Charles Darling then and Judge Adolph Kessler now.

Noel Pemberton-Billing
Trial of the Century 1918