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19 July 2006

big news from the Mahagonny Pokerdrinksalon

I got this e-mail spam today. Vleeptron confesses it put the blue flower over the lady.

I don't really know what all this means. If you do, Leave A Comment.

I live about 2200 miles from Las Vegas. This has nothing to do with me. It's practically a Different Planet.

I'm a pretty good blackjack player. I wonder how this will affect my playing.

They also give you free alcoholic drinks when you play blackjack at the casino. Sometimes I think the casino wants to interfere with my focus and concentration.

Blackjack odds: 49.5 for the Player, 50.5 for the House. This means that of all the casino games, you lose your money most slowly playing blackjack. This is Not The Same As Saying that you have a snowball's chance in hell at Winning at blackjack. But whatever you think might happen, Vleeptron advises you to drink Coca-Cola and only play against a Dealer who is wearing clothes.

The mathematics of Probability was invented to answer questions about casino gambling games around 1550. None of the equations contain terms about nude dealers.

Donald Trump managed to achieve something which my probability professor said was mathematically impossible: Two of his casinos in Atlantic City, New Jersey went bankrupt.

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