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29 July 2006

studio executive expresses his disappointment with Lindsay Lohan

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from Antarctica to the North Pole, from Lebanon and Israel to Ethiopia and Somalia, from Washington DC to Moscow, and this is the only important or significant news happening on Earth. Nothing else is happening.

"Georgia Rule" is -- or maybe someday will be -- or maybe someday won't be -- a movie currently in production, produced by Morgan Creek Productions, whose chief executive is 70-year-old James Robinson, a notoriously blunt movie executive.

Robinson's letter mysteriously appeared in Agence-Vleeptron Presse's mailbox with 934 BCC addressees. There's a leak at Morgan Creek.

"Georgia Rule" stars -- or maybe will star -- or maybe won't star -- Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, and some 20-year-old hot babe named Lindsay Lohan. I'm sorry I can't tell you when "Georgia Rule" will be released in theaters. James Robinson doesn't know, either.

The letter was hand-delivered to Ms. Lohan at the Chateau Marmont hotel. I don't know if she tipped the messenger or not.

A-VP apologizes for its lack of an audio dimension to this story, but we recommend you find an mp3 of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" and run it in the background.

If you have ever seen a motion picture with Lindsay Lohan, or partied with Lindsay Lohan, or been at the scene of one of her car accidents, please Leave A Comment.


* Speechless (2007) (announced) .... Sara
* A Woman of No Importance (2007) (pre-production)
* Georgia Rule (2007) (filming) .... Rachel
* Chapter 27 (2007) (post-production) (attached) .... Jude
* Bobby (2006) (post-production) .... Diane

* Just My Luck (2006) .... Ashley Albright
* "Saturday Night Live"
- Episode #31.17 (2006) TV Episode .... Host
- Episode #29.18 (2004) TV Episode .... Host
* Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '06 (2006) (TV)
* A Prairie Home Companion (2006) .... Lola Johnson
* Herbie Fully Loaded (2005) .... Maggie Peyton
* "That '70s Show"
- Mother's Little Helper (2004) TV Episode .... Danielle
* "King of the Hill"
- Talking Shop (2004) TV Episode (voice) .... Jenny Medina
* Mean Girls (2004) .... Cady Heron
* Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) .... Mary Elizabeth Cep/Lola
* Freaky Friday (2003) .... Anna Coleman
* Get a Clue (2002) (TV) .... Lexy Gold
* "Bette" (2000) TV Series .... Rose #1 (2000)
* Life-Size (2000) (TV) .... Casey Stuart

* The Parent Trap (1998) .... Hallie Parker/Annie James
... aka Disney's The Parent Trap (USA: complete title)
* "Late Night with David Letterman"
- Episode dated 29 October 1992 (1992) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Trick-or-Treater Dressed as Garbage


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