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08 July 2006

Canadian joke

Why don't Canadians have orgies?

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They'd have to write too many thank-you cards.

3 comments:

Abbas Halai said...

hah! that's hilarious. all of us aren't so nice by the way.

Bob Merkin said...

Abbas Welcome to Vleeptron_Z !

heard the joke on Undernet #canada ... where all the Romanians, Pakistanis, Filipinos and Australians hang. (And even this woman from Alberta who told the joke.)

Yeah, one night at a big gas station in Halifax there were some Canadian kids who even scared ME! Their mothers can't possibly know what they do or how they dress at night.

Oh also on the freighter-ferry up the coast of Labrador, the tour lady warned us not to leave the ship and go down to the dock at a tiny little Inuit town, but me and this other guy were idiots and went anyway. A crowd of kids started throwing rocks at us, and when one of them whizzed through my hair and left a new part, me and the guy diddy-bopped real pronto back up the gangplank.

But that wasn't a Canadian thing. Those were very pissed-off Native-Canadians. Ottawa had been dumping on them for a century, and then, just before I got there, had merrily announced that the whole town would be forceably removed to somewhere else down the coast which was more convenient and cost-saving to the Canadian taxpayer.

But now I get to tell people about the time I was attacked by Indians.

Abbas Halai said...

you should read this book called how to be a canadian. it's high-larious! a very recommended read.