Okay look I'm desperate. I had to create this new blog because I can't get into my old Vleeptron blog. So now I have to start all over again to attract millions of new readers from all over the world, and I also have to figure out a way to get Fiona Crack's attention at BBC World Service. I e-mailed her about the Protein Folding thing, but I think that put her into some sort of deep coma.
So I'm falling back on my old Vleeptron scam of promising teenage virgins being deflowered and nude babes and photos of J-Lo taking a shower, and then when you click on these outlandish perverted promises, you get pretty art and medieval tapestries from Flanders and government public health reports about new surveys of adolescent sexual behavior.
Paul Klee was the greatest painter who ever lived. There. I've said it. Sue me.
Okay I'm lying again. She's wearing clothes.