Molly in 3D / you could reach out and touch her / but don't even think about it / MAKE SURE THEATER SHOWING "J2tCotE" in 3D!!!

Put 3D glasses on,
then click image to enlarge
and add 1 extra SpaceTime dimension.

Molly Ringwald and some guy in "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" (1983), for many years Hollywood's last 3D movie.

It was almost as if you could reach out and touch Molly Ringwald. Of course if you had reached out and touched Molly Ringwald in 1983, you would immediately be arrested and sent to state prison.

The Plot: A disgusting wrinkled 300-year-old criminal fiend wants to suck the Vital Youth Life Fluids out of Molly Ringwald. (I'm not making this up.)

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All Cineastes of Planet Earth are hereby WARNED to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that the theater showing "Journey to the Center of the Earth" is projecting this summer blockbuster in 3D.

DO NOT BE RIPPED OFF LIKE WE WERE at the MultiCinema PolyCineQuad CinePlexOdeon-19 in Hadley Massachusetts USA, which had this sign on entrance to the auditorium (after we'd already bought our tickets):

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
IS NOT SHOWN IN 3D AT THIS THEATER
WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

So anyway later this afternoon we are driving 20 miles Elsewhere to put on goofy glasses and see it all over again in 3D.

LATE-BREAKING BULLETIN!

We just saw "Journey to the Center of the Earth" in 3D / RealD, and it just totally kicks ass!

(They charge $3 extra for the 3D glasses.)

THE PLOT: A kindly Uncle hires a car in Reykjavik and drives his teenage Nephew all over Iceland to see Volcanos and the Mid-Atlantic Tectonic Plate Rift where the old Althing used to meet and they get hopelessly lost for hours because all the road signs are in Icelandic.

WAIT!!!!!! THEY STOLE MY LIFE FOR THEIR FUCKING MOVIE! I'M SUING! AND HALF THE MONEY GOES TO MY NEPHEW ALEXANDER!!!

This summer re-make of "Journey to the Center of the Earth" stars Brendan Fraser and some Euro-babe pretending to speak English with an Icelandic accent. (She's not Bjork.) It's the first Live-Action Movie ever made in a new 3D technology called RealD.

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From Wikipedia:

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RealD Cinema is a digital 3D stereoscopic projection technology which does not require two projectors, unlike some older 3D stereoscopic projection technology. A high-resolution digital projector using Texas Instruments' DLP Cinema technology is used.

Technology

The RealD 3-D system is based on the push-pull electro-optical modulator called the ZScreen invented by Lenny Lipton, an American inventor.

[VLEEPTRON EXTRA: When Lipton was 19, he wrote the lyrics to "Puff the Magic Dragon." I am not making this up. Click on Lenny Lipton, above.]

The technique that RealD uses is comparable to the traditional method of 3-D imaging which uses linearly polarized glasses. The traditional method works by projecting two differently linearly polarized images onto the same screen, polarized at +45° and -45° from the horizontal, which are then filtered by linearly polarized glasses worn by the audience. This type of 3-D imaging requires two projectors, and suffers from visible double-imaging if the head is tilted to the side which places the glasses at an inappropriate angle.

RealD however uses a single projector that alternately projects the right-eye frame and left-eye frame, and circularly polarizes these frames, clockwise for the right-eye and counterclockwise for the left-eye, using a liquid-crystal screen placed in front of the projector lens. Circularly polarized glasses make sure each eye sees only "its own" picture, even if the head is tilted. The very high framerate, which is 72 frames per second per eye, makes sure the image looks continuous. In RealD Cinema, each frame is projected three times to reduce flicker, as the source video is usually 24 frames per second. The result is a seamless 3-D picture that seems to extend behind and in front of the screen itself.

Films featured using RealD

The first film released using this format was 2005's Chicken Little. For this release, the computer-animated film was re-rendered in 3-D by Industrial Light and Magic and exhibited on RealD Cinema Systems using Dolby Digital Cinema servers.^[1]

The 3D version of Chicken Little has so far earned about 2.5 times as much per screen as the flat version. When the movie was first shown in 2005, fewer than 100 theaters around the US were equipped to show the movie in 3D. These statistics are difficult to correlate on their own given the many unknown factors involved.

Also, a stereoscopic 3D version of the film Monster House was released in approximately 200 theaters equipped for RealD Cinema . In October 2006 and again in October 2007 The Nightmare Before Christmas was re-released in this technique as well.

Meet the Robinsons was released March 30th, 2007, in both traditional "flat" and "3D" versions of the film. The film was converted to stereo by Digital Domain. Some estimate over 700 screens for the 3D release of the film. That would make this release the largest up to that date using the RealD system.

Beowulf, directed by Robert Zemeckis, released in November 2007 is another film that uses the RealD 3D technology. Beowulf opened on close to 900 RealD screens. RealD at that point had passed its stated milestone of 1,000 global RealD screens installed for the release of Beowulf.

Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds Concert was released on February 1st, 2008, and marks another in the Disney stable of 3D films. "Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert" was only shown on digital 3D screens, 97% of which are RealD 3D screens, and brought in $31 million in its opening weekend, virtually all of which was generated in RealD theaters. (Disney Digital 3D films do not exhibit in IMAX 3D theaters, which utilize an analog technology).

U2 3D, U2's concert film based on the Vertigo Tour, debuted in RealD in 2008. The film was exhibited in both IMAX 3D and RealD Cinema.

Future films

New Line Cinema and Walden Media's Journey to the Center of the Earth is set to be released in summer 2008 in both 3D and 2D, making it the first live-action film to be released in RealD 3D. On March 12, 2007, DreamWorks Animation announced^[2] that beginning with the spring 2009 release of Monsters vs. Aliens, all of their features will be released in theatres in 3D. On April 8, 2008, Disney/Pixar followed suit, announcing that from the November 11, 2008 release of Bolt, all Disney/Pixar animation features will be released in 3D ^[3] . Other upcoming 3D releases in 2009 and beyond include Focus Features' Coraline, from the book by Neil Gaiman and directed by Henry Selick of Nightmare Before Christmas; 3D conversions of all Pixar's Toy Story films; Robert Zemeckis's A Christmas Carol; and Tim Burton-helmed versions of Alice in Wonderland and his original short Frankenweenie. One of the most eagerly awaited releases is James Cameron's Avatar , currently scheduled for December 18, 2009. Horrorween 2009 will also be filmed in RealD 3-D. 3-D legend Chris Condon, and Director Ed Meyer are set to remake The Stewardesses, the most successful 3D film in history, in RealD in 2009. Also, Dante's Inferno is expected to be released as an animation feature in 3D as well as a live action feature in 3D in 2009[1].

List of RealD released and upcoming films

• Chicken Little
• Monster House
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Meet the Robinsons
• Beowulf
• Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert
• U2 3D
• Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D
• All DreamWorks Animation films, beginning with Monsters vs. Aliens in 2009^[4]
• Avatar (upcoming)
• Coraline (upcoming)
• Horrorween (upcoming)
• The Stewardesses (remake) (upcoming)
• Toy Story (upcoming)
• Toy Story 2 (upcoming)
• Toy Story 3 (upcoming)

See also

• Disney Digital 3-D
• Lenny Lipton
• XpanD
• Dolby 3D

References

1. ^ "A Look at Chicken Little in 3D" July 5, 2005, movieweb.com
2. ^ "DreamWorks going 3-D in 2009". Variety Magazine. Retrieved on 2008-03-12.
3. ^ "Disney unveils animation slate". Variety Magazine. Retrieved on 2008-04-08.
4. ^ "DreamWorks going 3-D in 2009". Variety Magazine. Retrieved on 2008-03-12.

External links

• Real D website
• Real D Theater Finder
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