E-Z PizzaQ (no math): What? Where? Who?

Absolutely! Click!

And phone Klaas in Rotterdam. And Google. Ask your Mom. Maybe somebody at Kafe Internet Sofia knows.

5 slices white (no tomatoes please until we know where the salmonella is coming from) square pizza with mushrooms, shallots, some capers, lots of fresh ground pepper.

HINT: It's somewhere on Earth, it's not on Vleeptron or Yobbo or Hoon or Mollyringwald. And it's real, it's not PhotoShopped like the extra 12 imaginary Iranian missiles. I'm not making this up. You could go in and use the bathrooms.